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    • xox-Zoeee
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    Birty Dastard. thats how i swear infront of my gran maybe it works here to. that was a personal fave just sounds funny. x
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    • CommentAuthor~ஜ~Tiggs Daltry~ஜ~
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    lol fair play this thread had us a pissing our pants!!!!
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    • Clairebear67
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    Omg this thread is so **** funny, I got a stitch from laughing so god dam much, Pmsl at the hob knobs Stevie-dee : )




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    • CommentAuthorMrs.Caz.Lewis
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    lol this is so funny, cheered me right up.

    ok

    fuzzy muff,
    knobskie,
    donkey raping **** eater, - donkey raping sh1t eater
    **** slinger, - c0ck slinger
    anus eater,
    **** jabber, - a55 jabber
    boner,
    **** pirate, - b.u.tt pirate
    carpet muncher,
    doochbag

    did these work EDIT... nope :(
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    • CommentAuthor~ஜ~Tiggs Daltry~ஜ~
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    lol you got a few in there!!
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    • CommentAuthorMrs.Caz.Lewis
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    woo
    hehe
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    • CommentAuthorMrs.Caz.Lewis
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    dyke,
    dildo,
    fag,
    fellatio,
    fudgepacker,
    homo,
    jerk off
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    • CommentAuthorMrs.Caz.Lewis
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    cant say JE RK???!!!!!
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    • Croc
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    ANAL

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    • Hoxxyhula
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    Ha! I remember this thread. I'm going to try the word that used to be banned that really confused me to see if it's still banned: puff
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    • Hoxxyhula
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    No! Can't believe that p u f f is still banned! I discovered it when talking about buffets and people being very confused about what a cheese puff was! x
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    • CommentAuthor~ஜ~Tiggs Daltry~ஜ~
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    it did it to me when i was talking about p u f f y dresses!!!
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    • Hoxxyhula
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    Ha! puffy dresses!
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    • Hoxxyhula
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    Oh, so puffy is allowed but not puff? Odd. Very odd.
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    • Pinky1985
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    This is hilarious! :) xxx
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    • Clairebear67
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    Lol Hoxxyhula so you are having cheese puffys lol.




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    • VintageChic
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    there's always a way around these things lol you can split the word up, say it a funny way...

    me i just like to put an accent on it. fúck shít bóllocks

    *naughty modmummy*

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    • XLittleMissMe!X
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    Oh Shit I need to take a piss hahaha




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    • XLittleMissMe!X
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    Ooooo they have changed it. You could say that before.




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    • CommentAuthorMrs.Caz.Lewis
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    ooo can u say

    ****, b.a.stard
    ****, wh0re
    ****, wa.nk
    tart,
    ****, re.tard
    ****, tw@t
    scrote,
    scrotum,
    schlong,
    skank,
    slut,
    queef,
    ****, pr1ck
    queer,
    pussy?

    haha some did!!!! missed a few now. oooooooooo can u say turd?
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    • CommentAuthorMrs.Caz.Lewis
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    YES!!!! U CAN SAY TURD!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    • sami & Paul
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    lol this is so funny x

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    • CommentAuthor~ஜ~Tiggs Daltry~ஜ~
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    wobbly boobies!!!
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    • CommentAuthor~ஜ~Tiggs Daltry~ஜ~
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    lol b o o b i e s is still not allowed
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    • CommentAuthorMrs.Caz.Lewis
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    oh tart hehe
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    • CommentAuthorMrs.Caz.Lewis
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    what a turd burglar
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    • CommentAuthorMrs.Caz.Lewis
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    what a load of sweaty scrotum

    heheheh

    can u say testicles?
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    • CommentAuthorMrs.Caz.Lewis
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    WOO ITCHY TESTICLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    • mcewan07
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    i thought it funny what i couldn't say lo$er, we had been talking about the biggest lo$er but at i got was loser
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    • madison_uk
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    i love this post and Ive just found it why cant you say arse




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    • madison_uk
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    haha a r s e




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    • Hoxxyhula
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    cunt
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    • Hoxxyhula
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    Just trying some out! twat, wank-stain, nads, muff
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    • Hoxxyhula
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    wankstain
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    • Hoxxyhula
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    ha! works if you don't hyphenate it!
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    • CommentAuthor~ஜ~Tiggs Daltry~ஜ~
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    fuck is this still going lol
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    • Clairebear67
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    Mrslewistobe and hoxxyhula I got a stitch again after seeing what you posted lol and naughty Modmummy indeed lmao. : ) think boss man is going to be doing his nut lol




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    • Mumble83
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    Just stumbled across this!!! LMFAO!!!!
    How about tittybojangles and dingledodies?
    My mum used to say Busterd when we were kids instead of basterd!! lol. Basterd bastard lol. xxx
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    • Mumble83
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    They actually got one wrong!! lol. Basterd is the swear word but bas.tard is a child conceived and born out of wedlock!! lol. xx
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    • x~Hails~x
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    LOVE LOVE LOVE WHEN THIS THREAD POPS UP HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

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    • Mumble83
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    LMAO!!!! I read right through all of it aswell!!! lol. xxx
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    • ~*~ Becca ~*~
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    muff!!!!!!

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    • ~*~ Becca ~*~
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    pénis díck lol

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    • Mumble83
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    lol. xx
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    • MrsL2Be
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    HAHA!! This thread is friking hilarious..!! Now somewhere I can possibly swear :) xx
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    • Kinkyemo
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    This thread always makes me laugh!!

    LOL
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    • Kinkyemo
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    I wonder can I say my kitty's nickname

    Bellend

    edit YES LOL
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    • Hoxxyhula
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    vag
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    • Hoxxyhula
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    Success!
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    • Mumble83
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    cocksucker
 

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