Ok so I'm sat in work on Reception on my own and I keep bobbing over to the restaurant to chat with the other staff. And found myself coming out with a phrase I've never heard or used before!

So since I've been sat on here, I thought it would be funny to see what other quotes n phrases people have! Just a bit of evening entertainment for us all :-)

My phrase of the day was: "Omg tonight is dragging like a dogs ****!" (I made myself laugh and was slightly impressed with myself! lol)

if some one is complaining about something I always tell them to "hit it with sticks" that's my answer to everything bad. Hit it with sticks and all will be well lol.

Sweating like a piggy in a sauna

Oh there's been so many random words we've used for different things... a couple are..

Nozzer = No
Cheers then = Thanks
Hey Dude = Hi (friend)
Laters = Bye
In a biz = c u later

We use them like normal day to day words now so if any of these are more widely used i wouldnt even realise, they were funny when they started tho, now theyve just stuck!

One I like from The devil wears prada is 'Thats it, move at a glacial pace, you know how it thrills me' or something to that effect when someone isn't doing something fater enough. I did a geography degree so I love this saying! lol.

My OH has one. If we are at a junction and there are too many cars passing to get out but they are still quite far apart, they are 'strung out like a dogs breakfast'... took me a while to understand that one.

F.u.c.k.e.d that is lol

H2B has this new religion he calls benalizem, which i found pritty funny lol

Terribaby wat the hell is benalizem!? plz explain lol x

My SIL2B once got mixed up with a saying, when you have crumbs or sauce on the side of your mouth, and say 'saving it for 'Ron' as in 'later-on' and she said saving it for Ted. Now everyone in the family asks each other if they're saving the crumbs for Ted!

There are loads of funny quotes and sayings in Red Dwarf (showing my slightly geeky side now!). My favourite one is when Kryten says 'Spin my nipplenuts and send me to Alaska'. Cracks me up everytime because h2b used to say it when he got flustered when we first got together.

My friend says f.u.c.k. a duck, and when I was with my ex we were just in one of those moods one day where everything makes you laugh, we were watching a film and this coloured bloke was shocked by something that had been said and his line was ... well i'll be dipped in s.h.i.t. and rolled in breadcrumbs. that line has just stuck in my head lol.

We regularly tell the kids they're all as crazy as a box of frogs :)

"oi Smeghead" is the one i use all time for anyone in my family

Erm what other ones i do use "spadger" instead of love or hun or whatever but i think thats a northern word

lol. x

oh flippin heck. Those stars were supposed to say a.r.s.e.

I usually say "O....sugar hunni ice tea" instead of swearing or I can the kids "wolly brain twit head" when they are annonying me lol

I had an argument with oh and I was complaining about him 2 my Nan. She asked how long we'd been together (which is 8 years) and she said 'Oh you're going through the 7 year itch'

My reply to this was '7 year itch? More like a 7 year rash!'