ohhh my foster sister cause she is a bitter and twisted individual and has caused me to be taking too many paracetamol and bottles of gaviscon so she deffo deserves it xxxxxx
CommentAuthorCarrieanne
me too me too! My sil2b is now telling my sis that she doesn't like anything from the set meal for my hen. Thats from a chicken, veg, meat and fish. She's evil, vindictive and I'm probably gonna have a barmy with his family tonight because they are making things soooo complicated! Slap slap slap slap! haha x
CommentAuthorlala "mod" bunni
just wanted you to see that we Mods offer a full and varied service
Can you please slap my entire family on my Mums side, except Mum :) thank you
Can't wait until the day I become Mrs. Johnson :)
CommentAuthordizzydora4
oh oh oh-gotta be my 2 bridesmaids cos neither have been any help and i have had to do all the running around on my tod :) x
CommentAuthorMagicFairies
My dad - he's a tw@t and he is completely uninterested and this is stopping him making important decisions (like whether i have permission to ask my little sister to be flowergirl). thank you x
CommentAuthormym72
My line managers at work - too long to explain but see my thread going into more detail. I'll take the full and varied service please lol.
CommentAuthorEnny
dad and dads w2b deserve a slap there are being nasty as they dont agree with my venue...
and h2b as he left me alone at his mums and his stepdads place and went out... he is going to be well drunk later nt liking it so much as it is his birthday in 20min and was gonna hope on spending the night with him!!!!!!
my colleague as he thinks i dont like him and wanna get him out of the team and he thinks i'm bossy!!! ARGHHHHH has been reporting me to the manager ... instead of talking to me first no respect this guy as he is over 40 and only there since bit over 3months and i have been there over 3,5 years... !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CommentAuthorClareS
I'm liking this thread.
Dear Lala, please can fix it for me to have the following people slapped? : My dad - he stopped talking to me when I split up with my abusive ex. Said I shouldn't have walked out on ex after he hit me. apparently I should've stayed to work it out!! My supervision at work who are a complete waste of space Thank you. Lots of love Clare, age 35
CommentAuthorpennieb-MrsRiley
Hmmm... Steve's ex-wife is always top of our list, but think we could add his parents at the moment as well, they're being so negative about everything at the moment!! :P
Now, finally, Mrs Riley
I hope you don't mind that I put down in words
How wonderful life is while you're in the world
I have the greatest husband!
CommentAuthorGazza 122
lol - this is great! can you please slap my dad too! totally no interest in me...the wedding...his grandkids etc etc...thank you x
CommentAuthorKinkyemo
Hi lala!!
can you please slap my mum for not seeming to give a damn about the wedding and my little sister for being a pregnant idiotic chav!!
Thanks :D LOL
CommentAuthorKaya
My ex bridesmaid... she's having a paddy and being a selfish cow. Don't even know if she's coming to the wedding anymore, and she wont let me know either way!
Now Mrs Cobb!!!!!! :-D
CommentAuthorRosie
can you slap more then one person for me please although H2Bs sister would be top of the list xx
CommentAuthorclive
<Can you please slap my entire family on my Mums side, except Mum :) thank you> Bloody hell! We haven't got time!-we have a wedding to organise in two years!!! LOL!
CommentAuthorLittle Kettle
Please can you slap my mum for me? I'm hoping it'll knock some sense into her and she'll realise that this wedding isn't all about her and the world in fact does have other people in it and it's not just her!
Vegas baby!
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CommentAuthorkimmy
My mum please!!!!!
CommentAuthorCowChop
the girl from work who booked her wedding on the same day as me after I had been planning mine for 18 months please. x
CommentAuthor~ஜ~Tiggs Daltry~ஜ~
HAHAHAHHAHA I LOVE THIS,BUT CANT THINK OF ANYONE,QUICK SOMEONE PISS ME OFF LOL
CommentAuthorjoey86
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My SIL2B who is still refusing to speak to h2b (or me for that matter) for the most petty reasons, the latest one being that he's been friended on fb by her ex-husband (who has also got back in touch with others in the family, yet she still talks to all of them!) grrr. Slap away please! x
CommentAuthorGriff
Just everyone they're all annoying me atm xxxx
CommentAuthorweemindyxx
oooooohhhh where do i start, my boss at work because i cant get any holidays when i want, my dad cause apparently me and h2b think we are millionairs cause we are getting married in florida even though the holiday to florida was already planned and the wedding is only costing $3000, two of my bridesmaids for not showing as much interest in my wedding as me (think there fed up listening to me going on lol), my son for his bloody stupid teenage tantrums,
think im done happy slapping lol.xx
future Mrs Cole
Soulmates, 2 halves of the same soul
Joining together in lives journey.
CommentAuthorlil_firehorse
Are the slaps free?? cause im skint lol if so slap my ex who is trying to stop me from seeing my children.
CommentAuthorXTeresainLoveX
My sil2b because last sunday she sent me a really nasty text saying how dare I and her brother (my h2b) let my youngest son call her parents Nana and Grandad because he wasn't officially adopted yet by my h2b and she accused me of trying to take it away from her that her son wasn't their first grandson. We nearly split up on Wednesday because of her but i'm glad to say we are stronger than that. Is that bad enough for a slap?
CommentAuthorClareS
she def deserves a slap!
CommentAuthorjanetx71
oh teresa i think she deserves to be slapped twice or maybe a few times xxxx
CommentAuthorSheWolf
Teresa, I'll go round and slap her for that! What a cow!
CommentAuthorXTeresainLoveX
Thanks guys its taken all week to get over it, to top it off, its her son's christening this sunday and my h2b is the godfather. We did think about not going but the family all agreed she was in the wrong and asked us to still come. She hasn't said anything since but i did find it really upsetting
CommentAuthorSheWolf
Go, and pretend it never happened. She sounds like she likes everything to be about her, and I imagine it would annoy her more if you turned up as if she'd done nothing wrong and were nice as pie to her.
CommentAuthorXTeresainLoveX
Well i'm doing it to support my h2b - we are more mature than that, just glad my little boy doesnt know what she said it would have really upset him
CommentAuthorxxhan87xx
Please,please,please slap my htb everytime he mentions the police, as hes driving me mad i actually want to murder him lol oh and my mum too while your dishing them out as shes a nasty b¡tch at the mo Thank you.
26th August 2013 1pm
The Las Vegas sign
WE'RE GETTING MARRIED AT LAST
CommentAuthorderangedbride
my la'al sisters OH as he is a lazy good for nothing who sits on his backside all day
CommentAuthorOct12bride86
My H2B please ......... because he said I talk to much about the wedding :-0, which is true but I can only plan on my holidays so when I am off I try to plan as much as I can....... Also whats does he expect, its the biggest day of my life....
Kirsty xxx
Was 14 st now 11st 10lb
CommentAuthorxox-Zoeee
My cousin for constantly saying im harsh for havin my wedding the day before her 30th!!
CommentAuthorLittle Kettle
Completely not wedding related, but please can you slap the oiks that broke into our (supposedly) secure cycle lock-up in a Lambeth park causing me and 2 staff to have go and sort out the mess this morning and give police statements. It'll also, no doubt, increase our insurance premium. We're a flipping charity and can't afford for this to happen!!! They've got 6 people in custody as they were caught red-handed, so I can wait outside the police station and grab 'em then you can slap 'em?!?
Vegas baby!
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CommentAuthorlala "mod" bunni
Ladies i have noticed that alot of you have been having problems again recently so thought i would bring this thread back ...
All you need to do is put you need me to slap and why .......then leave things to me
I'd like to slap the girl that has been offered the job I interviewed for last week. She's been offered it but wanted to think about it. Fair enough, but she was supposed to give them an answer by TUESDAY of this week. It's now Thursday and she still hasn't. It only pees me off so much as I'm next in line and will be offered the job if she doesn't accept. So, lala, please can you slap her for me. I think she now deserves it and I deserve that job. Thanks in advance, your everloving LK x x x
Vegas baby!
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CommentAuthorJulieW20
Dear lala please slap my h2b, apparently he's gay or something since I can (and have) dressed ridiculously sexily for him and he ignores me and stayed in the bath for another 20mins and my confidence is now in complete tatters, feel like the ugliest creature in the world and I'm pretty sure this is reason for a slap (or 20). As an additional kick in the teeth this is not the first (or even 10th) time this has happened and am now seriously reconsidering our future.
