Wedding Forum - Funny things your H2B says......

I asked Ben if I could buy a hoop to go under my wedding dress. He asked how much it would be and I said about £5. He looked shocked and asked me, in all seriousness, "Why don't you just go to a toy shop and buy one for 99p??" I laughed so much I cried.


This got me thinking, does anybody else's H2B come out with little gems like this?? If so, what has he said and how did you respond?

i am the funny one in our realtionship hes just the geek and quiet although the other day the dog peeded down his leg and i near wet my self laughing as he said where did that come from... errrrr durrrrrrrr hehe xx

I told Pidgeon (and also my brother) the BM dresses were ivory and aubergine. I had to put up with months of comments about getting them green hats, dying the top bit of the dress green etc.

lol Dove x

yep me being blonde. I was thinking it was a reference to something in a film or along that lines............

lol I wish I had said they were purple!!

I was looking through Stacey's photos on here one night earlier this week and I had up the pictures of their church which has a beautiful decorated arch with carved gargoyles. My H2B looked over my shoulder and then complained for ages because their church "has monsters" and ours doesn't. I later got presented with a list of possible decorations that would make our church acceptable - it included dinosaurs, pirates and rockets.

He wanted to know a while ago why we couldn't have a pond in the garden. I pointed out that the garden is communal and that the family downstairs has a two year old who could fall in. "So what" he said, "then we wouldn't have to feed the fish!".

I saw him sitting in scowling in the corner because the kids upstairs had been running up and down constantly for an hour. I tried to tell him that if they were ours then he wouldn't find them so annoying, to which he replied "I know, because ours would be tied up."

I dragged him to the local Primary School to vote in the General Election this year for the first time in his life, but I had trouble convincing him to take enough interest to make his own choice. As we came out he said "Wow, that was weird." I said "What, you mean voting?" He said "No, that was just writing where you told me to on a bit of paper, that happens all the time. I meant being back at school."

I'm sure I'll think of some more later.

Haha, Tattie and Rusty, they made me Lol!!

Hehe... I love it whe Phil is drunk..... He promises me anything I want and goes all sloppy.... pitty he can't remember it the next morning!! (*Note to self, have a voice recorder close to hand when he's drunk!!!) x

My h2b says the funniest things, most of my fbook quotes are things he says that made me laugh so hard I nearly died.

Let me see, oh yeah, when he first moved to England he was really scared that he was going to get stabbed or shot because obv that's all that is ever on the news and he's a silly thing :P and he had to get a train by himself one day... and this little gem came from that.

"It's okay because if someone comes up on the train and was like 'I'll f***ing kill you' I'd just say 'You sound like my girlfriend!"

I don't remember saying I would kill him but still made me laugh :P

Lol! Here are some of Ben's funny ones:

"I fixed squeaky chair!! Well, kinda. I dont actually know where this bit came from" (While looking at a screw)

*turns screw* SNAP "Oh, that bit comes off too now..."

And when we had our first house party:

"A geek is fine, its when your a nerd you need to worry" - Phil (friend)
"Or when you're a mixture between the two" - Ben (h2b)
"A Generd" - Phil
"Damn those Generds" - Graham (friend)

Mike is pretty good but since I've lost my voice he's tried all sorts of jokes.. but nothing beats when we first got together (comment directed at me) "bl*ody h*ll she's strong..strong like a man!" xxx

When Ben and I first got together my family kept asking him if he'd heard me burp yet (he hadn't). He was adamant that it couldnt be worse/better then one of his. After about 3 weeks of being taunted by my family he challenged me to a burping contest - I won. He actually sulked. For DAYS!!

Every time I burp now if we're around people he looks at them and says "Dont look at me, I can only wish I could burp like that..."

its not really waht he said because i am the one that does them all for the pair of us. but recently we were decorating the bedroom and he brings a garden chair up to stand on to paint (he brought the good one up the other 3 were broken already they were slatted and the slats had fallen out hope that makes sense) well anyway he starts dancing to the raido and guess what he fell through the chair it was so funny i nearly wet myself. x x

yes the 250 from youve been framed would have come in handy right now x x

Mine has just come out with a right belter - while asleep!

Apparently (while talking to the Fairy Mod Mother) Ive been making a "big fat 0 of a flappy noise" then while I was literally crying with laughter, he told me to "quit laughing and making flappy noises"

I dont think I have ever cried this much from laughing!!!