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    • kirstyless
      CommentAuthorkirstyless
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    Where we're getting married, in the ladies toilets there is one bigger cubicle purely for the brides lol. I dont really want the bm's to come in with me, but I'm wearing tights so not sure I can do the whole backwards thing :/
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    • x~Hails~x
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    Saw the newer thread on this and HAD to bump this one...................trust me its a BRILLANT read!!!
    The first time I read it I was laughing my head off

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    • SamanthaG76
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    Haha this is brilliant! Thank you x

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    • x~Hails~x
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    • JennyTembo
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    pmsl... this is brilliant xx

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    • phoebee
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    Brilliant. X

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    • higginszajac
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    H2b and i are laughing so much we are crying so so so funny xx




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    • InDreamland
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    I will be going to our room and using the bathroom in there. My sister and best mate will help me outta my dress so I can go in privacy and then will then help me get dressed again. Worked brilliantly when I was my sister's CBM/MOH x

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    • madhen
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    This thread is hilarious - thanks to whoever bumped it! ;)
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    • KayleighW36
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    Very good read, will be keeping this in mind.
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    • xbeckix88
      CommentAuthorxbeckix88
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    This is what the lady in the bridal shop told me as i have a big puffy dress! lol looks like it may be a 3 man job hah!
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    • MrsShaw
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    I was worried about this but I think in the whole day I went to the toilet twice... so from getting in my dress at 2:30, all the way until 1am.

    The first time my mum and sister helped me, but I realised it is actually pretty easy. I had a massive dress (link to an album on my wall with piccys) and a hoop.

    I sat facing the wall, and regarding reaching your pants with a hoop on, the hoop will easily push out the way to the back to reach :) I managed to go to the toilet rather easy on my own the second time :)

    xx
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    • MrsShaw
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    Oh and my dress had 6 layers of fabric, a massive train and a hoop, and no toilet water or anything ended up on it :)

    xx
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    • JonathanM14
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    I think that liverpudlian dress maker that makes those daft dresses for the gypsys has invented an in built hose type toilet system. Not sure where it all ends up but even so......classy!!! Just awful
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    • MrsShaw
      CommentAuthorMrsShaw
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    theres bridal nappies you can get too... to be honest, my dignity is worth more than pissing in a bag or nappy... i'd rather just take it off than go through that!

    xx
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    • madhen
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    Are you serious?! Oh lord....
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    • fiona
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    Haha! This thread has cheered me up again!!
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    • Bobsi
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    hahaha ROFL.

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    • JonathanM14
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    Bet someone accidentaly tucks toilet paper into the back of their dress and leaves a trail from the toilet to the top table LMFAO
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    • madhen
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    ouch, can you imagine....mortified....
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    • Lofty
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    I read all of the threads on here about this a few days before the wedding! The first time my sister came with me and waited outside the cubicle just in case, but I managed to go each time by myself! I did go backwards though (facing the wall) but it was easier than I expected, and my skirt was quite big with a long train, but no hoop!

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    • Kastobe
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    Ahhh, so this does work then? Sounds good!! Although I think i'll be giggling the whole time I'm in the loo!!
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    • Halebob85
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    Oh no. Didn't think about this. Well I've got 23 months to master the art of backwars peeing :D Hope its going to be easy as when I drink alcohol, the flood gates open

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    • fiona
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    hehe!!!
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    • biochrissy
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    love this thread, soo funny! but what if you've got a big dress and your pregnant?! this is the one thing im actually dreading on the day, fitting me with my bumb and my big dress with hoop in cubicle possibly with help seems like a tall order. i tried my dress on the other day n they decided i needed to take my trousers off. weeellll, couild i even reach the waist band? could i ell haha. the lady in the shop had to strip my trousers off. soo, im pretty sure i will need help. how embarrasing haha xx

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    • Lisa Ramos
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    My bridesmaids decided to take a photo of me while on the toilet hahaha
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    • biochrissy
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    haha aw bless you darling, and well done on being brave enough to upload the pic. although that may not have been your most graceful of pose's on the day you looked lovely, really like your dress, it looks so big! =). so sitting backwards does work! hehe xx

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    • Lisa Ramos
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    It's actually my profile picture on facebook lol, I love it. I do wish though I had not wore pants, as it was very difficult pulling them up at the back

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    • Officially Mrs M
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    hahahaha love the photo lisa amazing! if it works then i will be participating in the art of backwards peeing

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    • b2bnicola
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    hahaaaaaaaaaa this made me giggle!!!!

    another tip is to use a disabled toilet as its bigger than a normal cubicle :) x

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    • Officially Mrs M
      CommentAuthorOfficially Mrs M
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    I've got a special sign for our disabled loo it says Bridal Suite on it so everyone knows its my toilet lol

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    • b2bnicola
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    hahaaaaaaaaaa i would do that but i would feel bad as theres actualy a guest of ours coming in a wheelchair and i think hed be a little bit confused lol! x

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    • CommentAuthorOfficially Mrs Nicol
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    I dnt really remember what our toilets are like, lol, i'm gona take a run down in a few weeks and have a look about again. :) Tryin to imagine how our decorations are gona look and i just cant think.. I'll definately have a look for a disabled toilet and get a bridal loo sign.. lol..
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    • biochrissy
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    love the loo sign idea. might check that out next time we go down. which will be night before =/ xx

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    • fiona
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    Love that photo lisa!
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    • Mrs Alsbetty
      CommentAuthorMrs Alsbetty
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    beware a fast swinging toilet doors, you'll get stuck! haha my train got shut in and i was yanked back everyone saw haha

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    • Princess2be
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    hahaha, what a picture.




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    • BethL
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    Looool that's brilliant!! xxxx
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    • Hayley Elizabeth
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    Hahaha! Lisa, that's amazing! xx
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    • AmyP7
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    Haha this has really made me laugh x x

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    • Sam
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    I love it! This post has made my day. :)
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    • CommentAuthorXTeresainLoveX
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    Came across this post by accident, I haven't laughed so much in ages, my daughter is my chief bridesmaid so if i don't manage to perfect this particular art then i've got her to fall back on lol
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    • SelinaK
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    I refused point blank to wee with someone else in there with me, so tried on my own! Considering the length of the train and the amount of fabric, i did ok. Was able to pee the right way round too!!! Although my arms ached like hell afterwards lol!!!!
    I sat there, holding yards of fabric in my arms then just started giggling uncontrollably because I remembered this thread lol!!!
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    • NatashaH8477
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    Haha oh this really tickled me. I never thought about this. Think I'll have my sister ready when needed lol but will try the backwards trick. Ty for tip :) xx
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    • ShelleyM46
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    pmsl love this thread . think im gunna hav 2 try that n luv the pic lisa lol x

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    • michgib
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    soooo funny xx
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    • Officially Mrs M
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    I'm gunna give it a go on my own but i can't actually reach the bottom of my dress so i just need someone to pass me it before i go in the bog lol

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    • Jodyx
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    He he love this thread xx

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    • Officially Mrs M
      CommentAuthorOfficially Mrs M
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    i managed to go on my own i just had to walk on to it,

    any new tips?

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    • MrsWright290912
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    I just sat back to front on the loo lol

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