it would just be easyier to put a bucket in the toilets and squat over it rather than tryin to cram in cubicle then tip it down the lol. o gosh im more concerned someone will pi$$ on the floor and my dress will get in it then smell o im gunna make out one of the toilets is out of order so only i can use it lol x
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i think i will practise going to the toiled straddling it!!
CommentAuthorJulie Walker x
hey you know you can can the female urinal type things from one of those home shopping books that keep annoyingly coming through the door....bit like a bottle with a rather large "shaped" opening at the top!!! Designed for older ladies of course but im sure us brides could trial and then review???? lmao
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CommentAuthorVicky
I have just spent the most wonderfull weekend at me friend wedding and spend half the time under her dress trying to find a clip thing!! The toliets were a nightmere is was easer to take the dress off every time!!
CommentAuthorHappilymarried Mrs G
I will be using the disabled toilet in my reception venue! I am gonna get practising with my petticoat on i think lol.
omg i remember this post,we started it before i got married,we were all practising weeing facing the cistern lol
CommentAuthorlala "mod" bunni
for all of you wondering about how easy it is to stand up after peeing facing the cistern ......i say try it , i attend alot of balls and we all do this
i just about managed to go to the toilet and had to end up goin a fair few time slol
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CommentAuthor~ஜ~Tiggs Daltry~ஜ~
everyone needs goff at their weddings,she held my dress up for me to pee and we didnt stop laughing lol
CommentAuthorKatie
Aw I remember this thread hahahah our venue has a disabled loo and its massive so I will make sure ever time I need to go one of my girls comes with me haha Also Im wearing the rather unglamorous spanx under my dress the ones with a double gussett so you dont have to take them down to pee yumm so se xy
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CommentAuthorJulie Walker x
I found reversing in and walking out worked quite well, not sure about straddling the toilet facing the cistern....unless you have no drawers on of course lol
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CommentAuthorKatherine_ox
this may sound silly, i mentioned this to my mum and she asked if you squat or sit?? lol
CommentAuthorKatie
I think you sit but I suppose you could squat lol
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CommentAuthor~ஜ~Tiggs Daltry~ஜ~
yep thats how i looked,but i had the train over my head and my knickers down to my ankles lol
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ironically my signature matches the pic
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hahaha i love it!!!
CommentAuthorhjl2001uk
I can't believe you took a pic! lol.x
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CommentAuthorSammyJo
hahaha I'm sat giggling at all these posts! I can't help but thinking I'm going to end up weeing all over my dress! lol
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erm.... thats not me LMAO
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CommentAuthorAnnette
When I tried on dresses I actually said "I need to be able to go to the toilet on my own!!!" lol. And luckily the dress I love has a quite "small" skirt, so I will be able to muck about with it myself haha
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CommentAuthorJane
so wet myself laughin at this one lol a never thought of sittin backwards to pee thought a was gonna have to hold a bucket under me lol H2B said he's so gonna get pics pmsl
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CommentAuthorsam73
This is a good tip!
CommentAuthorJane
haha just been to the loo there and H2B said did ya pee backwards lol nope a peed downwards lol xx
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CommentAuthorSuzie Bear
Fab picture Mod mummy!! Spat my drink out when I scrolled down to that one!!! lol x
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CommentAuthorClareS
Just read through this thread and nearly wet myself laughing at it lol Got to admit I will have this is mind when I'm trying dresses on x
CommentAuthorEnny
omg that sounds so freaking funny.... maybe need to reconsider my choice of dress :D... also what do u do if someone of ur guests actually made the toilet dirty so wee all over would be more concerned to get this on my dress or .... :S but yeah guess there is a way though...
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bumping x
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thanks for the bump, have been reading and lmfao!!!
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CommentAuthorstressed to max b2b
haha some funny stuff on here x
think we should all just get a bag fitted for day pmsl x
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CommentAuthorlisa123
lmfao, that would be very handy!!! x
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CommentAuthorStevie_Dee
It does get worse tho, have you seen the bridal nappies thread? x
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CommentAuthormym72
I went all day without using the loo on my wedding day!!! lol When I did eventually have to go (after a few pints during the evening lol) my bm and mil helped me to the loo, along with my aunty. My mil left me though, and hijacked hubby's phone, telling him she needed to take some pics!!!!! So come the morning after, the lovely sight of me on the loo, dress piled high behind me is in hubby's phone - along with another one of me trying to get off the loo, and looking a bit worse for wear due to all the drinks that I'd been bought lol. A lovely start to married life.......pmsl
CommentAuthorMandy
Well i thought i had seen it all x
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CommentAuthorMrsKisywisy
i cannot wait to do this!! i've done it a few time when i have been in a bit of a drunken state (when i was younger) but i think i'll struggle with my dress!! especially as i'm adding 2 hoops to the underskirt!!
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CommentAuthorstarlighthunny
lol.....omg....... so funny! I hadnt actually thought of this!
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CommentAuthorZoe81
I was worried about this as I had to help the bride go to the loo when I was BM and I don't want anyone to have to help me! I'll be practicing reverse cowgirl on the loo from now on! lolololololol
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Hadn't thought of this yet!
CommentAuthorMrsCaitiClarke
This thread has actually made my day! And Mrs Hughes 2B i'm the same! I keep reading these threads and finding more things to panic about - now I've got to worry about crotchless knickers, riding the toilet like a cowgirl and my MOH seeing my lala 100 times on the wedding day! The lads have NO IDEA what we go through to make this day happen! Lol. We all deserve a massive drink. x
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CommentAuthorLauraCrossan
Lol this is soo funny i didnt even think there would be any complications going to the loo until i saw this the joys lol x
CommentAuthorSweetchilli
Loved reading this
CommentAuthorsami & Paul
well i went in forwardswith my mum and daughter holding my dress up the reversed out, my daughter was crying with laughter pmsl
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CommentAuthorkatie_lou
this is a fab tip - i've had such a sh*tty day and this has really made me chuckle.
thanks! :)
CommentAuthorliannegoodwood
lol!! this is so funny I didn't even think about how i was going to go to the toilet on the day! at least ive got 9 months left to practice haha xx
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CommentAuthorladyannwyn
oh this has made my day!!!!! im so happy i found this lol!!!! and a couple of people have said 'more concerened about it being dirty' someone said earlier 'mark one of the loos as not working' in a profesional looking sign and voila personal loo that no one dirties, no pee on the seat or paper on the floor to get stuck to you!!! and pee facing the cistern, fantastic!!! i know what im doing if i dont have a disabled loo!!!! xxx
CommentAuthormrsV2013
what a tip!!! best i've heard, really made me smile xxx
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CommentAuthorclairebare
OMG that's hilarious will bear that in mind thanks
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CommentAuthorCraftyKirsty
Ha!! I'm going to have to remember this tip! Thanks!
CommentAuthorFutureMrsPite
lol this has made me laugh! and given me food for thought! im def gonna be checking out the loos at my venue when i visit! lol
then smell o im gunna make out one of the toilets is out of order so only i can use it lol x
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