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    • UKBride (Boss Man)
      CommentAuthorUKBride (Boss Man)
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    Oh Em Gee!!!

    Can't believe this thread made it back to the top of the list again!!!


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    As well as being rude writing beef curtains and n obs etc!!!


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    • Mrs Alsbetty
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    hhHhhhahahahahahahahahaaha penis!

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    • Goff
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    uh-oh

    J is about

    quick girls... halo's back on....

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    • DrunchPunk
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    I was led astray!

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    • Pennylane
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    it's funny he's joining in the bumhole game!

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    • salamander
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    schlong??
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    • salamander
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    woo hoo, I got one!
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    • Mrs Alsbetty
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    haha

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    • Mrs Turps (Nicpep)
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    fuck hide, the boss is here

    la la la la la

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    • salamander
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    baps arse meat-tube
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    • Halloween_Bride
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    you can get around the swear fitler lol

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    • Mrs Turps (Nicpep)
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    to quote DP from the other day

    "Im an adult, I am getting married and I'm not allowed to say s-ex on a wedding forum"

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    • Goff
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    Hahahahahaha!! Thats sooooo funny Nic!! But oh so true!

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    • UKBride (Boss Man)
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    It's great to see 'my' mods are doing a great job, they're the worst culprits lol

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    • Attention seeker :)
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    im so glad i read most of this last week when nic sent me the link cos it is a long arse thread.

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    • debs x
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    It sure has become a long fucking thread lol x
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    • Mrs Alsbetty
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    what fucking fun we had last night!! hahaha

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    • LedZepLover
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    I've just seen this fucking thread and I fucking loves it!!! lol x
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    • Mrs Turps (Nicpep)
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    Ok, time to release the rage

    fucking bastard cunt wanker hairdresser!!!!

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    • Jane
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    I bet you can say tosser and get away with it

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    • Jane
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    oh, maybe not

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    • Stevie_Dee
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    Hmm never seen this thread before...tho now Ive found it I may need to bookmark for any possible future rant/rage. xx

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    • yvonne
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    hey girls....how did this thread get back up front lol?
    can you say pish
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    • Mrs Alsbetty
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    i pushed it up last night to cheer people up haha x

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    • yvonne
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    oops you can lol
    up here when we get drunk we say pished instead of p1ssed lmao
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    • Mrs Alsbetty
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    fart

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    • Mrs Alsbetty
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    haha you cant say f a r t

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    • Mrs Alsbetty
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    blowoff

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    • Mrs Alsbetty
      CommentAuthorMrs Alsbetty
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    blowjob

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    • yvonne
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    i'm sure its working..i've not been on much, looks like i missed lots of drama's though.
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    • Stevie_Dee
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    can you say bollox if u put an x instead of cks at the end? xx

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    • yvonne
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    haha alsbetty xx

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    • Stevie_Dee
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    obviously not ...damn

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    • yvonne
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    poor IT Man , he's gonna have to update the sweary filter lol
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    • Stevie_Dee
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    how come you can say hob willies but not hob knob? xx

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    • Stevie_Dee
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    ha you can

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    • debs x
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    Looks like you can say hob knob lol x
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    • Stevie_Dee
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    does it also work on things with bad words in the middle?

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    • Stevie_Dee
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    scunthorpe

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    • Mrs Alsbetty
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    ok you cant say f a r t but you can say blowjob?? why i get a spam block?? i just type fast!!! hahaha sorry i will type slower!! haha

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    • Mrs Alsbetty
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    i had to wait 120 second s before i could pop this haha

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    • Stevie_Dee
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    lol I get a warning from facebook when im adding too many ukb members to my friends list .xxx

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    • Mrs Alsbetty
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    yeah or your phone decide to post things over and over ahaha

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    • Stevie_Dee
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    middlesex sorry not sure on these rules yet

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    • Stevie_Dee
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    ahh so they dont count ...good to know

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    • debs x
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    pratts bottom
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    • Attention seeker :)
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    i kow a woman that lives there :)

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    • x~Hails~x
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    Ok over the last few days ive noticed a few ppl asking why this word was banned while this word isnt etc etc.
    So i thought i would bump this thread for ppl to read to see what words are banned...............and because reading through it is quite frankly blood y funny lol

    Enjoy reading

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    • xxhan87xx
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    Gotta love the uk brides pushing their luck lol funny post x

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    • Julie Walker x
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    OMG I have just read through 3 pages and poor J!!!! funny as fuck!!! lmao! x

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