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    • Melly
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    Wonder you'll get post 300!

    Melly xx
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    • Mrs Turps (Nicpep)
      CommentAuthorMrs Turps (Nicpep)
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    Must keep thread going till 300.....

    fuck shit bollcks cunt wanker prick

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    • Mrs Turps (Nicpep)
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    lol at my miss-type

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    • Melly
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    But it was allowed. Thats it, we'll just have to miss-type everything. lol
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    • Mrs Turps (Nicpep)
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    didnt actually do it on purpose, its this new keyboard, i mis type all the time at the moment

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    • Melly
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    You'll get used to it. I went through a phase like that when i got my netbook.

    256 posts and we're still no further forward about that badger!
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    • Mrs Turps (Nicpep)
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    ah i forgot about the badger.

    Weebls stuff is the funniest website (its the place where you watch the badger badger badger song) lol

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    • Mrs Alsbetty
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    nob and a sex boobs said fuck

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    • Mrs Alsbetty
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    look what i fucking found!!

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    • debs x
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    I tried to say about why dont you tell people to butt out and it blocked it lol x
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    • linzi
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    what a fucking random thread!!! where is the badger?

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    • Mrs Alsbetty
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    no shit! haha penis

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    • Mrs Turps (Nicpep)
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    fucking hell we were only chatting about this thread last week

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    • DrunchPunk
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    fuck yeah!

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    • Pennylane
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    it's not just sweary words - one time is wasn't allowed to say loser I couldn't believe it!

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    • Pennylane
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    lo ser

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    • Pennylane
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    That is slightly pathetic - we are all adults here no?? x

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    • Mrs Alsbetty
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    bollocks?

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    • Mrs Alsbetty
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    no i not growing up yet i brought it back up to cheer us the fuck up didnt work then

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    • DrunchPunk
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    Can't say loser, satan or flange.

    That is - Lo ser, Sa tan or Fl ange

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    • Mrs (Dove) Pidgeon
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    At uni i learnt a lot about flange in lectures. We spent ages drawing them and calculating the widths and areas.

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    • Mrs Alsbetty
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    hahaha penis

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    • linzi
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    what? your not even allowed to say loser?? what about tits?

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    • DrunchPunk
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    Alsbetty - I think only those of us who didn't need cheering up came over here..

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    • Pennylane
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    ha ha ha ha fl ange!! and why on earth can't we say sa tan? honestly! Unbelievable!

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    • linzi
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    ooh, so you are allowed tits and not knob?? well can tell its a man that runs this site! lol

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    • linzi
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    eh???

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    • Mrs Alsbetty
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    loser satan flange flaps vagina arse hole

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    • Goff
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    LMFAO @ DP!!

    That just reminded me

    Go to Youtube and look for America - fuck yeah! Posted by simmyis dead

    funny as ****!

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    • Mrs Alsbetty
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    looks like it oh well i'm fucking enjoying myself here

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    • linzi
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    did you really say beef flaps???? hahahahha

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    • Mrs Alsbetty
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    yeah that is the bollocks!goff

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    • Mrs Alsbetty
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    no i said penis flaps

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    • DrunchPunk
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    Isn't America - Fuck Yeah from Team America?

    And I love that you can say beef curtains but not lo ser.

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    • Pennylane
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    is fck yeah out of team america? here to save the mother fcking day yeah?

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    • DrunchPunk
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    HA!!!! You CAN'T say beef cur tains!

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    • Goff
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    It is indeed - but the youtube vid is soooo fuckin funny!

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    • Pennylane
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    how come linzi got away with knob?

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    • Pennylane
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    wey hey!

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    • DrunchPunk
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    If you pronounce it with the silent K Leesy, it's fine. Apparently.

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    • Mrs Alsbetty
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    i wasn't allowed to say hob nob??

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    • Pennylane
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    haha oh well. Plus it is a real word. There are lots of knobs all over my house!

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    • Mrs Alsbetty
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    yeah but no hob nobs it seems

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    • Mrs Alsbetty
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    now its allowed? knobs?

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    • Mrs Alsbetty
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    nobs

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    • Mrs Alsbetty
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    bizarre

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    • Mrs Alsbetty
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    nipples?

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    • DrunchPunk
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    nob nobs

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    • Goff
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    now that is STRANGE

    10 minutes ago we couldnt saynobs

    now we can say nobs

    and there are nobs all over the place now!

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    • DrunchPunk
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    No, apparently one n ob is swearing. But a whole bunch of nobs isn't.

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