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- CommentAuthorljeh92
so they walked into a pub to have a drink

Soon to be Mrs Laura Naylor !!
24th June 2011
- CommentAuthorButterflyDreamer
we'll have 2 white wine spritzas pleeease!
- CommentAuthorljeh92
after a lot of alcohol, they got drunk and met an elf who..

Soon to be Mrs Laura Naylor !!
24th June 2011
- CommentAuthorButterflyDreamer
took them to his kingdom
- CommentAuthorljeh92
for a meal, on the menu there was

Soon to be Mrs Laura Naylor !!
24th June 2011

- CommentAuthorButterflyDreamer
fish eggs and snake eyes, it was a kingdom that only evil people went to so they could see what it was like to be treated so cruely
- CommentAuthorljeh92
so they looked around trying to find a way to escape

Soon to be Mrs Laura Naylor !!
24th June 2011
- CommentAuthorButterflyDreamer
but the elf told them they could only leave if they learnt how to be nice
- CommentAuthorljeh92
so he took them to a special room

Soon to be Mrs Laura Naylor !!
24th June 2011
- CommentAuthorButterflyDreamer
where they watched how horrid they had been to their stepsister over the years, they cried when they saw how mean they had been
- CommentAuthorljeh92
so the elf told them they could go but only if they passed one more test..

Soon to be Mrs Laura Naylor !!
24th June 2011
- CommentAuthorButterflyDreamer
The test they had to do was....
- CommentAuthorbecky -mrs firth
was very hard especially for brides! the test was not to plan or talk about weddings for 1 whole hour..

Engaged 27th November 2010
Hen Do Newcastle 2nd June 2012
Marrying the man of my dreams 11th August 2012!
Honeymoon To Jamaica 14th October 2012
- CommentAuthorljeh92
They bit their nails while sweating like crazy and began to watch the clock

Soon to be Mrs Laura Naylor !!
24th June 2011
- CommentAuthorbecky -mrs firth
then at 57 minutes gone ljeh broke.....

Engaged 27th November 2010
Hen Do Newcastle 2nd June 2012
Marrying the man of my dreams 11th August 2012!
Honeymoon To Jamaica 14th October 2012
- CommentAuthorUnknown
the clock
- CommentAuthorbecky -mrs firth
now we dont know when the hour will end.......

Engaged 27th November 2010
Hen Do Newcastle 2nd June 2012
Marrying the man of my dreams 11th August 2012!
Honeymoon To Jamaica 14th October 2012
- CommentAuthorljeh92
DUM DUM DUUUUUUUUM!!

Soon to be Mrs Laura Naylor !!
24th June 2011
- CommentAuthorbecky -mrs firth
.....so they all decide to go on e bay and buy sum place cards n table scatter

Engaged 27th November 2010
Hen Do Newcastle 2nd June 2012
Marrying the man of my dreams 11th August 2012!
Honeymoon To Jamaica 14th October 2012
- CommentAuthorljeh92
And had to stay in the castle foreverrrrr

Soon to be Mrs Laura Naylor !!
24th June 2011
- CommentAuthorbecky -mrs firth
which dint hav the internet

Engaged 27th November 2010
Hen Do Newcastle 2nd June 2012
Marrying the man of my dreams 11th August 2012!
Honeymoon To Jamaica 14th October 2012
- CommentAuthorUnknown
what are we going to do without UKBride?!?
- CommentAuthorljeh92
So they slept all day

Soon to be Mrs Laura Naylor !!
24th June 2011
- CommentAuthorUnknown
they started to get into a deep dream and began dreaming...
- CommentAuthorljeh92
about dinosoars in veils

Soon to be Mrs Laura Naylor !!
24th June 2011
- CommentAuthorMel D
then they woke up and realsied the whole thing had been a dream

Got married Sat 28/05/2011
Renewing vows Sat 29/05/2021
We're planning WELL in advance!!
- CommentAuthorButterflyDreamer
Phew they said as they rubbed their eyes,

Wonder what time it is?
- CommentAuthorljeh92
It was 10 past 3 in the morning, the elf will be fast asleep!

Soon to be Mrs Laura Naylor !!
24th June 2011
- CommentAuthorUnknown
what are we meant to do at this time of the night??
- CommentAuthorMrsWade2B
we could try find a genie and get ourselves back online before everyone of UKBride notices we are gone!.......
- CommentAuthorUnknown
but where are we going to find one?
- CommentAuthorMel D
Look! There's one in the corner!

Got married Sat 28/05/2011
Renewing vows Sat 29/05/2021
We're planning WELL in advance!!
- CommentAuthorUnknown
quick...we dont want him to disappear!!
- CommentAuthorMel D
Got him!

Got married Sat 28/05/2011
Renewing vows Sat 29/05/2021
We're planning WELL in advance!!
- CommentAuthorButterflyDreamer
Please MR genie can we have just one wish!?!
- CommentAuthorUnknown
ok..and what will that be?
- CommentAuthorbecky -mrs firth
to be the most beautiful princess any1 has ever seen

Engaged 27th November 2010
Hen Do Newcastle 2nd June 2012
Marrying the man of my dreams 11th August 2012!
Honeymoon To Jamaica 14th October 2012
- CommentAuthorUnknown
ok....i will grant you this wish
- CommentAuthorbecky -mrs firth
BUT you have to kiss this.......

Engaged 27th November 2010
Hen Do Newcastle 2nd June 2012
Marrying the man of my dreams 11th August 2012!
Honeymoon To Jamaica 14th October 2012
- CommentAuthorButterflyDreamer
Toadstool!
- CommentAuthorUnknown
i dont want to do that!!!
- CommentAuthorButterflyDreamer
If you want your wish to be granted you must said the genie!
- CommentAuthorButterflyDreamer
The toadstool smelt of rotten eggs!
- CommentAuthorbecky -mrs firth
and the 'soon 2 b princess' dint want it to rub off on her

Engaged 27th November 2010
Hen Do Newcastle 2nd June 2012
Marrying the man of my dreams 11th August 2012!
Honeymoon To Jamaica 14th October 2012
- CommentAuthorButterflyDreamer
Because she didn't want to smell rotten infront of her husband 2 b x
- CommentAuthorbecky -mrs firth
cos her h2b wud be disguisted and wud not turn up on their big day

Engaged 27th November 2010
Hen Do Newcastle 2nd June 2012
Marrying the man of my dreams 11th August 2012!
Honeymoon To Jamaica 14th October 2012
- CommentAuthorButterflyDreamer
Oh no she howled what am i going to do? i can't have my wish unless i kiss this stinking thing and if i do that my h2b won't marry me!? She sat on the floor and sobbed till she could sob no more
- CommentAuthorbecky -mrs firth
.............then she thought my h2b will love me watever i wore! let me see wat i can do wiv these rags n my sewing machine

Engaged 27th November 2010
Hen Do Newcastle 2nd June 2012
Marrying the man of my dreams 11th August 2012!
Honeymoon To Jamaica 14th October 2012
- CommentAuthorMel D
and so she set to work ...

Got married Sat 28/05/2011
Renewing vows Sat 29/05/2021
We're planning WELL in advance!!
- CommentAuthorbecky -mrs firth
sweaty and workin til the late hours...

Engaged 27th November 2010
Hen Do Newcastle 2nd June 2012
Marrying the man of my dreams 11th August 2012!
Honeymoon To Jamaica 14th October 2012