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- CommentAuthorlovelylainee
she looked shocked. not by his gesture but his bleeding man piece from what the mouse had done!

I married the love of my life 23/06/2012
Our little boys are so cute!
- CommentAuthorUnknown
look what that horrible thing has done to you...lets get you cleaned up
- CommentAuthorlovelylainee
and what will you clean it with? Perhaps you should get me out of this hole first! x

I married the love of my life 23/06/2012
Our little boys are so cute!
- CommentAuthorUnknown
oh yes!! i had a blonde moment. lets find a way to get out of here
- CommentAuthorlovelylainee
lets try using this wheelbarrow upside down as a prop and i'll help you up first

I married the love of my life 23/06/2012
Our little boys are so cute!

- CommentAuthorMrsWade2B
but she slipped and knocked herself out on a jagged rock........
- CommentAuthorx ashlil x
so he screamed and screamed until....
- CommentAuthorleafy
he turned into a raven to fly off.....

very happy wife
after a perfect wedding
- CommentAuthorlovelylainee
and grappled her in his claws as they flew out to the top ground!

I married the love of my life 23/06/2012
Our little boys are so cute!
- CommentAuthorleafy
he landed on the grass and gently laid her down ....

very happy wife
after a perfect wedding
- CommentAuthorlovelylainee
where he stretched out his wings and helped fan her to wake her up and bring her round.

I married the love of my life 23/06/2012
Our little boys are so cute!
- CommentAuthorleafy
she awoke dazed as damon changed back to his human form and looked up and said.....

very happy wife
after a perfect wedding
- CommentAuthorlovelylainee
bloody hell you didn't waste time taking your clothes off. Phwoar! ;P x

I married the love of my life 23/06/2012
Our little boys are so cute!
- CommentAuthorleafy
lol

with a gleam in her eye she said "we better get inside and warm you up "

very happy wife
after a perfect wedding
- CommentAuthorlovelylainee
As they sat by the fire they could hear a tapping on the door. In his head Damon began to think "am i going to get me a wife or what?"

I married the love of my life 23/06/2012
Our little boys are so cute!
- CommentAuthorleafy
Damon went to door and opened it up to find elenas fairy godmother at the door

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after a perfect wedding
- CommentAuthorlovelylainee
i'm sorry elena got killed a fair few posts back - you are welcome to join us though - kettle's on!

I married the love of my life 23/06/2012
Our little boys are so cute!
- CommentAuthorlil miss sunshine
forget the kettle got anything stronger like valliun

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- CommentAuthorlovelylainee
well madam by the fire has got sleeping tablets and I've got something fun in my pocket! x

I married the love of my life 23/06/2012
Our little boys are so cute!
- CommentAuthorlil miss sunshine
i'll have the fun in your pocked she shreeked with glee

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- CommentAuthorleafy
So Damon decided to bargain with her I will give it to u if you grant me 3 wishes ....

very happy wife
after a perfect wedding
- CommentAuthorx ashlil x
ok said the fairy god mother whats your first wish....
- CommentAuthorlovelylainee
before i ask what's the rules? if i want one thing which comes with loads of stuff is that classed as one wish?

yes yes she said now get on with it! What is your first wish?

I married the love of my life 23/06/2012
Our little boys are so cute!
- CommentAuthorx ashlil x
i wish to own a porsche car dealership....
- CommentAuthorlovelylainee
very well - and with a poof it appeared!

I married the love of my life 23/06/2012
Our little boys are so cute!
- CommentAuthorUnknown
now, you have the porche dealership, whst will your second wish be?
- CommentAuthorx ashlil x
hmmmmm can it be a naughty wish???
- CommentAuthorUnknown
it can be anything...it is your wish!!
- CommentAuthorlovelylainee
hmmm can my wife to be have bigger bosoms - i am sorry my dear you are very beautiful but a bit lacking in the chest department! ;)

I married the love of my life 23/06/2012
Our little boys are so cute!
- CommentAuthorx ashlil x
at this comment she slapped him and .....
- CommentAuthorlil miss sunshine
then called her mate doctor bob

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- CommentAuthorMrsH2B
who was busy checking his Stethoscope

Leave for Jamaica in 2days!!!
18/06/12 I'll become a wifey...I'll marry my best friend!!!
7 days to go!!!!
- CommentAuthorbecky -mrs firth
to give the lady a full checkin over ;)

Engaged 27th November 2010
Hen Do Newcastle 2nd June 2012
Marrying the man of my dreams 11th August 2012!
Honeymoon To Jamaica 14th October 2012
- CommentAuthorlil miss sunshine
he sent her to the room and gave her a dressing gown

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- CommentAuthorbecky -mrs firth
and she gave him a very stiff...

Engaged 27th November 2010
Hen Do Newcastle 2nd June 2012
Marrying the man of my dreams 11th August 2012!
Honeymoon To Jamaica 14th October 2012
- CommentAuthorMrsH2B
that had little pink hearts all over it

Leave for Jamaica in 2days!!!
18/06/12 I'll become a wifey...I'll marry my best friend!!!
7 days to go!!!!
- CommentAuthorlil miss sunshine
then she said oh dr bob will you be my valentine

and now the next chapter
- CommentAuthorbecky -mrs firth
only if u play wiv my....

Engaged 27th November 2010
Hen Do Newcastle 2nd June 2012
Marrying the man of my dreams 11th August 2012!
Honeymoon To Jamaica 14th October 2012
- CommentAuthorlil miss sunshine
COD

and now the next chapter
- CommentAuthorbecky -mrs firth
whilst also eating...

Engaged 27th November 2010
Hen Do Newcastle 2nd June 2012
Marrying the man of my dreams 11th August 2012!
Honeymoon To Jamaica 14th October 2012
- CommentAuthorlil miss sunshine
ben and jerrys fairly nuts ice cream

and now the next chapter
- CommentAuthorbecky -mrs firth
whilst goin nuts themselfs because teh slimming world scales have broke on them

Engaged 27th November 2010
Hen Do Newcastle 2nd June 2012
Marrying the man of my dreams 11th August 2012!
Honeymoon To Jamaica 14th October 2012
- CommentAuthorlil miss sunshine
so they went to the bay of everything and got some new ones

and now the next chapter
- CommentAuthorbecky -mrs firth
and are still waitin 4 them to arrive

Engaged 27th November 2010
Hen Do Newcastle 2nd June 2012
Marrying the man of my dreams 11th August 2012!
Honeymoon To Jamaica 14th October 2012
- CommentAuthorlil miss sunshine
oh sugar china is not tradeing as it is chinese new year and everyone on holiday

and now the next chapter
- CommentAuthorUnknown
how am i going to get my dress quickly now?
- CommentAuthorlil miss sunshine
quick give ann a ring and tell her be quick

and now the next chapter
- CommentAuthorx ashlil x
but ann didnt answer so....
- CommentAuthorlil miss sunshine
she called the bridal faries to come and work their magic

and now the next chapter
- CommentAuthorbecky -mrs firth
and there is was............ a dress fit for a.......

Engaged 27th November 2010
Hen Do Newcastle 2nd June 2012
Marrying the man of my dreams 11th August 2012!
Honeymoon To Jamaica 14th October 2012

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