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- CommentAuthorJulie Walker x
then she realised she was also now left with his awful

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- CommentAuthorstressed to max b2b
smell...

met him 25/8/97
he proposed 4/3/98
get married 21/4/12 then i will become mrs johnson
3 beautiful children together
- CommentAuthorJulie Walker x
she scrubbed herself with....

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oh I did I did I did!!
- CommentAuthorMel D
a stiff brush

Got married Sat 28/05/2011
Renewing vows Sat 29/05/2021
We're planning WELL in advance!!
- CommentAuthorJulie Walker x
her step daughter turned up and ....

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- CommentAuthorstressed to max b2b
asked wheres my dad???

met him 25/8/97
he proposed 4/3/98
get married 21/4/12 then i will become mrs johnson
3 beautiful children together
- CommentAuthorMel D
joined in scrubbing her

Got married Sat 28/05/2011
Renewing vows Sat 29/05/2021
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- CommentAuthorJulie Walker x
her step mother didn't reply so she thought she would ask her magic mirror.......

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- CommentAuthorMel D
mirror mirror on the wall ...

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- CommentAuthorFreyFreyMrs.Carney2B
where the hell is her dad?!?
- CommentAuthorMel D
that's a question! Does the "widow" think he's in heaven or hell?

Got married Sat 28/05/2011
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- CommentAuthorJulie Walker x
said the mirror, she panicked! was her dad in heaven or hell oh no!! she thought....then she had a .....

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- CommentAuthorTilley
a cunning plan..
- CommentAuthorJulie Walker x
she would send her evil step mum to....

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- CommentAuthorTilley
hell to make sure he wasn't there
- CommentAuthorJulie Walker x
so she killed her ...but.....

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- CommentAuthorMel D
Was she really dead?

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- CommentAuthorricky
they held a seance....is there anybody there??? is it mum?? knock once for yes twice for no...suddenly
- CommentAuthorMel D
There was a gust of wind and door flew open ... the in the doorway was ...

Got married Sat 28/05/2011
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- CommentAuthorstressed to max b2b
her dad...

met him 25/8/97
he proposed 4/3/98
get married 21/4/12 then i will become mrs johnson
3 beautiful children together
- CommentAuthorJulie Walker x
she told him about her evil step mother and he.....

oh I do I do I dooooo!!!
oh I did I did I did!!
- CommentAuthorstressed to max b2b
said goodriddens im glad u killed her...

met him 25/8/97
he proposed 4/3/98
get married 21/4/12 then i will become mrs johnson
3 beautiful children together
- CommentAuthorMel D
now we are free

Got married Sat 28/05/2011
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- CommentAuthorstressed to max b2b
come on im goin to take u on a shopping spree i have all the money i hid from her so she couldnt get the inheritence so he took her shoppin to..

met him 25/8/97
he proposed 4/3/98
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3 beautiful children together
- CommentAuthorMel D
New York

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- CommentAuthorstressed to max b2b
and paris...

met him 25/8/97
he proposed 4/3/98
get married 21/4/12 then i will become mrs johnson
3 beautiful children together
- CommentAuthorstressed to max b2b
liverpool..

met him 25/8/97
he proposed 4/3/98
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3 beautiful children together
- CommentAuthorstressed to max b2b
and rome..

met him 25/8/97
he proposed 4/3/98
get married 21/4/12 then i will become mrs johnson
3 beautiful children together
- CommentAuthorMel D
Milan

Got married Sat 28/05/2011
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- CommentAuthorJulie Walker x
torquay

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- CommentAuthormummy2Olivia_Lisa
and pound stetcher.....

6 n a half weeks scan!!!!!! x x x
- CommentAuthorJulie Walker x
and he brought her a macdonalds for lunch, after they had eaten they went looking for.....

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- CommentAuthorstressed to max b2b
a pet..

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- CommentAuthorJulie Walker x
the decided on a frog!! (not this again lol) Now this frog was a special frog because......

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- CommentAuthorstressed to max b2b
it used to be a donkey called fred so instead of makin frog noises it made donkey noises and

met him 25/8/97
he proposed 4/3/98
get married 21/4/12 then i will become mrs johnson
3 beautiful children together
- CommentAuthormummy2Olivia_Lisa
when u kissed him he turned into a.....

6 n a half weeks scan!!!!!! x x x
- CommentAuthorJulie Walker x
  
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sea lion called barnicle that eee ored like a donkey and hopped like a frog

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- CommentAuthorstressed to max b2b
but swam like a cowboy walked...

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- CommentAuthorJulie Walker x
she decided against that pet after all (well....he was a little strange)and went for a refund but instead she brought a.......

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- CommentAuthorMel D
carpet

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- CommentAuthorMel D
it was a lovely fluffy carpet, and it turned out to be ...

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- CommentAuthorButterflyDreamer
A sheep!
- CommentAuthorJulie Walker x
She decided to call him Larry, he was origionally from Ramsgate and he had travelled on a shearings coach to the pet shop where.....

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- CommentAuthorstressed to max b2b
he got a girlfriend called tarry that was a elephant..

met him 25/8/97
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- CommentAuthorJulie Walker x
of course Tarry had offspring already which can only be described as.......

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- CommentAuthorstressed to max b2b
fruitcakes...

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- CommentAuthorMel D
a result of the elephant and ...

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- CommentAuthorstressed to max b2b
the kangaroo..

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- CommentAuthorMel D
it was a jumping fruit cake, so it hopped off to ...

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- CommentAuthorstressed to max b2b
the cookie shop..

met him 25/8/97
he proposed 4/3/98
get married 21/4/12 then i will become mrs johnson
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