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- CommentAuthorRags
the macarena came on.....

I'm now a married woman
I have a gorgeous husband
Whats to do now
Theres no more wedding planning to do
- CommentAuthorJulie Walker x
and a dancing frog led the line up

oh I do I do I dooooo!!!
oh I did I did I did!!
- CommentAuthorMel D
letting his junk all hang out

Got married Sat 28/05/2011
Renewing vows Sat 29/05/2021
We're planning WELL in advance!!
- CommentAuthorJulie Walker x
one of the ladies slipped on his "junk" and........

oh I do I do I dooooo!!!
oh I did I did I did!!
- CommentAuthorstressed to max b2b
said ooooooo i enjoyed that...

met him 25/8/97
he proposed 4/3/98
get married 21/4/12 then i will become mrs johnson
3 beautiful children together

- CommentAuthorJulie Walker x
to the frogs sheer amazement she turned around and......

oh I do I do I dooooo!!!
oh I did I did I did!!
- CommentAuthorMel D
touched ...

Got married Sat 28/05/2011
Renewing vows Sat 29/05/2021
We're planning WELL in advance!!
- CommentAuthorstressed to max b2b
and pulled on his junk box....

met him 25/8/97
he proposed 4/3/98
get married 21/4/12 then i will become mrs johnson
3 beautiful children together
- CommentAuthorstressed to max b2b
then the music went off and the frog was dead....

met him 25/8/97
he proposed 4/3/98
get married 21/4/12 then i will become mrs johnson
3 beautiful children together
- CommentAuthorJulie Walker x
until he made a terrible mess all over......

oh I do I do I dooooo!!!
oh I did I did I did!!
- CommentAuthorMel D
the floor

Got married Sat 28/05/2011
Renewing vows Sat 29/05/2021
We're planning WELL in advance!!
- CommentAuthorJulie Walker x
With a naughty giggle she......

oh I do I do I dooooo!!!
oh I did I did I did!!
- CommentAuthorFreyFreyMrs.Carney2B
took the microphone and...
- CommentAuthorJulie Walker x
started to sing the "frog song" she believed that this time it really was........

oh I do I do I dooooo!!!
oh I did I did I did!!
- CommentAuthorstressed to max b2b
heaven on earth.....

met him 25/8/97
he proposed 4/3/98
get married 21/4/12 then i will become mrs johnson
3 beautiful children together
- CommentAuthorJulie Walker x
until the frogs widow arrived.....

oh I do I do I dooooo!!!
oh I did I did I did!!
- CommentAuthorstressed to max b2b
and they went into the gates of heaven leavin her behind to.......

met him 25/8/97
he proposed 4/3/98
get married 21/4/12 then i will become mrs johnson
3 beautiful children together
- CommentAuthorJulie Walker x
pick up the pieces of her broken heart, but never mind there was.....

oh I do I do I dooooo!!!
oh I did I did I did!!
- CommentAuthorstressed to max b2b
a knight in shining armour...

met him 25/8/97
he proposed 4/3/98
get married 21/4/12 then i will become mrs johnson
3 beautiful children together
- CommentAuthorJulie Walker x
or was it tin foil? anyhow she wasn't bothered really she just wanted.....

oh I do I do I dooooo!!!
oh I did I did I did!!
- CommentAuthorstressed to max b2b
her red magical shoes so she could "click" "click" "click" and go home to.....

met him 25/8/97
he proposed 4/3/98
get married 21/4/12 then i will become mrs johnson
3 beautiful children together
- CommentAuthorJulie Walker x
her evil step mother and sisters who.....

oh I do I do I dooooo!!!
oh I did I did I did!!
- CommentAuthorMel D
made her clean (bit of deja vu here!)

Got married Sat 28/05/2011
Renewing vows Sat 29/05/2021
We're planning WELL in advance!!
- CommentAuthorJulie Walker x
their doc martins (get rid of the deja vu then lol) while she was cleaning them she noticed something glistening on the bottom.....

oh I do I do I dooooo!!!
oh I did I did I did!!
- CommentAuthorFreyFreyMrs.Carney2B
and when she looked she found a huge......
- CommentAuthorJulie Walker x
big fat......

oh I do I do I dooooo!!!
oh I did I did I did!!
- CommentAuthorx ashlil x
diamond that...
- CommentAuthorMel D
sparkled

Got married Sat 28/05/2011
Renewing vows Sat 29/05/2021
We're planning WELL in advance!!
- CommentAuthorstressed to max b2b
said if this shine only when u look at it you......

met him 25/8/97
he proposed 4/3/98
get married 21/4/12 then i will become mrs johnson
3 beautiful children together
- CommentAuthorJulie Walker x
are the chosen one! She .....

oh I do I do I dooooo!!!
oh I did I did I did!!
- CommentAuthorstressed to max b2b
started to run away..

met him 25/8/97
he proposed 4/3/98
get married 21/4/12 then i will become mrs johnson
3 beautiful children together
- CommentAuthorJulie Walker x
but a pumpkin jumped into her path and....

oh I do I do I dooooo!!!
oh I did I did I did!!
- CommentAuthorMel D
said ....

Got married Sat 28/05/2011
Renewing vows Sat 29/05/2021
We're planning WELL in advance!!
- CommentAuthorstressed to max b2b
why are u running away dear?...

met him 25/8/97
he proposed 4/3/98
get married 21/4/12 then i will become mrs johnson
3 beautiful children together
- CommentAuthorJulie Walker x
turn around luv your long lost......

oh I do I do I dooooo!!!
oh I did I did I did!!
- CommentAuthorstressed to max b2b
twin sister is here......

met him 25/8/97
he proposed 4/3/98
get married 21/4/12 then i will become mrs johnson
3 beautiful children together
- CommentAuthorJulie Walker x
but but but she replied

oh I do I do I dooooo!!!
oh I did I did I did!!
- CommentAuthorstressed to max b2b
noooooooooooooooooooooooooo i dont wanna twin my h2b might fancy and like her more than me..... lol

met him 25/8/97
he proposed 4/3/98
get married 21/4/12 then i will become mrs johnson
3 beautiful children together
- CommentAuthorJulie Walker x
the pumpkin agreed as this lady was a bit of a....

oh I do I do I dooooo!!!
oh I did I did I did!!
- CommentAuthorstressed to max b2b
whore......

met him 25/8/97
he proposed 4/3/98
get married 21/4/12 then i will become mrs johnson
3 beautiful children together
- CommentAuthorTilley
while running away she suddenly realised
- CommentAuthorstressed to max b2b
she could make some money....

met him 25/8/97
he proposed 4/3/98
get married 21/4/12 then i will become mrs johnson
3 beautiful children together
- CommentAuthorJulie Walker x
seeing as that was the kinda gal she was, so she turned back to.....

oh I do I do I dooooo!!!
oh I did I did I did!!
- CommentAuthorTilley
go speak to the pumpkin, to see what he knew
- CommentAuthorButterflyDreamer
The pumpkin said he could help and knew of a way she could be happy...
- CommentAuthorTilley
all she needed to do was follow....
- CommentAuthorJulie Walker x
that yellow brick road and speak to Dorothy who was sure to say

oh I do I do I dooooo!!!
oh I did I did I did!!
- CommentAuthorMel D
your twin is really the wicked witch of the East

Got married Sat 28/05/2011
Renewing vows Sat 29/05/2021
We're planning WELL in advance!!
- CommentAuthorButterflyDreamer
she has flying monkeys who are going to be after you soon
- CommentAuthorJulie Walker x
Yes I know she said but I am the nice witch of the west, can you help me

oh I do I do I dooooo!!!
oh I did I did I did!!