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Here's a Top Wedding Tip from The Malthouse

Here's a Top Wedding Tip from The Malthouse

"Enjoy yourself and trust the process! Have fun looking at decor, choosing flowers etc. Its easy to get overwhelmed but remember its your day, your way" - The Malthouse - Easy Access from M62, J22 - 5 King Sized Rooms with en-suite

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Polka Dot Creations

Keep up to date with Polka Dot Creations by joining their Facebook page

Keep up to date with Polka Dot Creations by joining their Facebook page

Like Polka Dot Creations on Facebook to keep up to date with their latest tips, news and offers! - Polka Dot Creations is a luxury wedding stationery design studio producing innovative, luxe wedding stationery for style-conscious couples.

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BATTLEFORD FARM

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Whitelightning Pyrotechnics

Explosive Artisitry Painting The Sky with Firework

Explosive Artisitry Painting The Sky with Firework

Fireworks are a way of making your wedding day stand out from others, giving it such a memorable WOW factor to end the day!

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Here's a Top Wedding Tip from SB Bridal Hair

Here's a Top Wedding Tip from SB Bridal Hair

" take advantage of a free consultation and ask as many questions as you like , it's always a good idea to make a list just incase you forget." - SB Bridal Hair - Consultation-Creation-Reality indepth Consultation to discuss all of your ideas and likes

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CAKE The Bakery

Bespoke Wedding Cakes from CAKE The Bakery

Bespoke Wedding Cakes from CAKE The Bakery

We offer bespoke wedding cakes, cupcakes, iced cookies and cake pops to make your wedding fabulous.

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UKbride Supermarket

Harmony Classic Two - Wedding Album
Brand: Heritage Photo Albums
Colour: White
Potential Buyer: For Everyone
Price Description: Honest Price
Style: Traditional
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PriceView Item: £53.29

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- CommentAuthorstressed to max b2b
and they all ended up in big magical fantasy wedding gowns but need to find.........

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he proposed 4/3/98
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3 beautiful children together
- CommentAuthorMel D
shoes!

Got married Sat 28/05/2011
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- CommentAuthorstressed to max b2b
and a h2b, they each found a nice h2b one was a builder......

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he proposed 4/3/98
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3 beautiful children together
- CommentAuthorMel D
one was a sparky ... one was a plumber ... one was a plasterer ... soon they'd all be able to build their own houses together

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- CommentAuthorstressed to max b2b
and it wont fall down like the one jack did so they will be able to have a lovley house with a white picket fence and live happily ever after..........

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3 beautiful children together

- CommentAuthorMel D
until, one day there was a knock on the door ...

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- CommentAuthorstressed to max b2b
it was a copper and baliff the naughty wifes had been spending to much time and money on weddings rather than on bills the h2b's where...........

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- CommentAuthormummy2Olivia_Lisa
so angry they had to go out strippin as chippendales to be able to.......

6 n a half weeks scan!!!!!! x x x
- CommentAuthorstressed to max b2b
raise money to pay the bills so.....

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- CommentAuthorUnknown
we dont get evicted from our home
- CommentAuthorstressed to max b2b
and have to live in a tent in the middle of...

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- CommentAuthorx ashlil x
the desert where we could be attacked by....
- CommentAuthorstressed to max b2b
ninja camels that...

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- CommentAuthorMel D
  
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actually protected us

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- CommentAuthorx ashlil x
then knocked down by a.....
- CommentAuthorstressed to max b2b
flyin elephant that was landing so she could.....

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- CommentAuthorx ashlil x
marry her fiance elephant and.....
- CommentAuthorMel D
ride him

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- CommentAuthorx ashlil x
lol @ mel

until the vicar said.....
- CommentAuthorstressed to max b2b
hard and fast all the way to......

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- CommentAuthorMel D
a town called ecstacy

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- CommentAuthorricky
where a crack team of drug busting highly trained sniffer budgies....( hahaha just realised 'crack' lmao)
- CommentAuthorMel D
landed on their heads

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- CommentAuthorRags
were waiting by the reefer for.......

I'm now a married woman
I have a gorgeous husband
Whats to do now
Theres no more wedding planning to do
- CommentAuthorstressed to max b2b
a big joint that was startin to get a bit borin so they was gettin temted to try something new like...........

met him 25/8/97
he proposed 4/3/98
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3 beautiful children together
- CommentAuthorMel D
mdma

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- CommentAuthorMrsOwen
but that didnt agree with them, so they tried .......

the greatest thing is to love and to be loved in return
- CommentAuthorstressed to max b2b
that imediatley transported them to mgm in las vegas where they met elvis ate burgers and...

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- CommentAuthorMrsOwen
went to a casino where they ...

the greatest thing is to love and to be loved in return
- CommentAuthorMel D
won lots of money which was more enough to get their houses back

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- CommentAuthorstressed to max b2b
and get their brides a dress for every hour of their wedding day......

met him 25/8/97
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get married 21/4/12 then i will become mrs johnson
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- CommentAuthorJulie Walker x
but still....what about the shoes......

oh I do I do I dooooo!!!
oh I did I did I did!!
- CommentAuthorMel D
a pair of shoes to go with each dress

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- CommentAuthorMrsOwen
which are all......

the greatest thing is to love and to be loved in return
- CommentAuthorMel D
  
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a much, I mean would you want to be changing into a whole different wedding outfit every hour?!?

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- CommentAuthorMrsOwen
some people do lol

the greatest thing is to love and to be loved in return
- CommentAuthorstressed to max b2b
while they go to the loo... lol

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3 beautiful children together
- CommentAuthorMel D
going on a different thread, the toilet breaks might last 30 minutes!

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- CommentAuthorstressed to max b2b
30 mins for a.........

met him 25/8/97
he proposed 4/3/98
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3 beautiful children together
- CommentAuthorMrsOwen
fag and a pint

the greatest thing is to love and to be loved in return
- CommentAuthorMel D
a few of them and they were dancing on the tables

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- CommentAuthorstressed to max b2b
flashin there bits warts and all thats when they realised.........

met him 25/8/97
he proposed 4/3/98
get married 21/4/12 then i will become mrs johnson
3 beautiful children together
- CommentAuthorJulie Walker x
the music had stopped! They turned towards the door and guess who was stood there?........

oh I do I do I dooooo!!!
oh I did I did I did!!
- CommentAuthorMel D
it was only ...

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- CommentAuthorJulie Walker x
the postman with his tongue hanging out!........the ones dancing on the table shouted...........

oh I do I do I dooooo!!!
oh I did I did I did!!
- CommentAuthorMel D
Oi Postie! Put it away!

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- CommentAuthorJulie Walker x
He scurried away quickly to........

oh I do I do I dooooo!!!
oh I did I did I did!!
- CommentAuthorMel D
his post van

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- CommentAuthorRags
run over jess, the postie was fed up of her peeing against his tyres

I'm now a married woman
I have a gorgeous husband
Whats to do now
Theres no more wedding planning to do
- CommentAuthorJulie Walker x
and off he sped in a terrible state of embarrasment, meantime in the room with the dancing girls.....

oh I do I do I dooooo!!!
oh I did I did I did!!

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