Need some help, hopefully u can help! Rather struggling to give u info tho, coz i cant remember anything bout it! Hehe! I shall try anyways!
Right, im looking for a poem or reading to do on the wedding day. Its something i would do at the meal table, maybe before or after the speeches! Oh, btw, its something that i have heard before, but cant remember the name or words to! Sorry girls! Erm, anyway, its a funny thing, that only a bride can do coz it sounds weird coming from any1 else! It sounds like the bride talkin to her husband and layin down the law of sorts. But its funny.
I dont know if any1 has heard if this before but if u have please help me find it? Or if u havent, have u got any suggestions? I wasnt even planning doing anything at the wedding, well apart from get wed, get drunk and dance! But i heard of this and thought it would b quite good, can all but try anyways!
Sorry, if I've repeated myself, but it kinda came spewing out as i started typing! Hehe!
Anyways, all help or suggestions would be greatly appreciated!
Xxx
CommentAuthorMrs (Dove) Pidgeon
Is this it?
Yes, I'll marry you, my dear, And here's the reason why; So I can push you out of bed When the baby starts to cry, And if we hear a knocking And it's creepy and it's late, I hand you the torch you see, And you investigate.
Yes I'll marry you, my dear, You may not apprehend it, But when the tumble-drier goes It's you that has to mend it, You have to face the neighbour Should our labrador attack him, And if a drunkard fondles me It's you that has to whack him.
Yes, I'll marry you, You're virile and you're lean, My house is like a pigsty You can help to keep it clean. That sexy little dinner Which you served by candlelight, As I do chipolatas, You can cook it every night!
It's you who has to work the drill and put up curtain track, And when I've got PMT it's you who gets the flak, I do see great advantages, But none of them for you, And so before you see the light, I do, I do, I do!
Now a extremely happy German housewife and now a Mother!!!!
Islay Jean born 24th June in Hannover.
CommentAuthorKaty
Hehe! Thats brill! And, yeah i think thats it! Its been a few years since i heard so cant really remember that well! But i lvoe that! Thank you Dove! Just out of interest, does any1 else know anymore? I fancy a giggle now! Hehe! Xxx
CommentAuthorb2bnicola
lol thats soooooooo funny but i dont have a dog or a baby lol x
OMG that is sooo cool and funny, may have to nick the idea and use it myself:) Is that allright??? xx
CommentAuthorKaty
Trust me, if the bride can get a laugh at the wedding and not must the best man then i dont think any of us are goin to care who "steals" what ideas! Im definately gonna have to use that me thinks! Xxx
CommentAuthorSuz80
I may have to change some of the words as I'm the one that does most of the DIY coz h2b is an absolute disaster at it. But he is an excellent chef, so will def keep that bit lol...
CommentAuthorJoneseygal
What a fab poem!
CommentAuthorKaty
It works well for me, he is a chef! And i do push him out of bed if Bekki starts to cry! Hehe! Im really bad in the mornings! As for the neighbour havin a go, heaven help him if its me he has a go at! Ooo! Poor neighbour is all i can say! And same for any drunkard who attacks me! Plus, i know all the local doormen! Hehe! Xxx
CommentAuthorEmsy5000
thats such a great poem i love it sooo much
Dyslexic
its spelt wrong
I No! I Now! I Know!!!!!
I am NOW MRS LONSDALE!!
CommentAuthorMrs (Dove) Pidgeon
I suppose I better but the source on if people are using it...
Its Yes I'll Marry You by Pam Ayres.
Now a extremely happy German housewife and now a Mother!!!!
Islay Jean born 24th June in Hannover.
