my mum sent me this email that really tickled me, i thought you ladies might like it too. xx
this is the fairy tale we should have been read when we were little: once upon a time in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecoglogical issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle the frog hopped into the princess' lap and said, "elegant lady, i was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell on me one kiss from you, however and i will turn back into the dapper, young prince that i am and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother where you can prepare my meals clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel grateful and happy doing so." that night the princess dined sumptuously on lightly sauteed frogs legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chucked and thougth to herself i dont f*cking think so.
xx
CommentAuthordebs x
Thats brilliant - made me laugh x
CommentAuthorStevie_Dee
Lol even my h2b had a laugh at that! Funny how we can relate to it! xxx
I have a gorgeous husband!
2 brilliant wonderful boys, a wonderful life
in Cornwall. Happiest woman ever!
Now making our house a home. Blessing 2014.
LMAO!! I'm so reading this to Honey (my 4 year old) :D xxx
It's right what they say
"The course of true love never runs smoothly"
But if it had been easy then we wouldn't love each other as
much as we do right now - 1 week to go :D
CommentAuthormrsmada
LMFAO thats brilliant, luv it x
CommentAuthor~*~ Becca ~*~
ha ha pmfsl xx
17.09.2010 ---I am officially Mrs Rebecca Mollins
Twilight - its' like my own personal brand of Heroin...
Edward Cullen - The Hottest Vampire since 1901 !!
I have OTD - Obsessive Twilight Disorder :D
CommentAuthorshelby
lol good one xx
7th May when I officially become Mrs Naylor
CommentAuthorLucie
brilliant!
CommentAuthorfelicity.h
ahaha brilliant.
CommentAuthorskitty666
haha love it!!! xxx
CommentAuthorTerribabylove
PMSL, thats brilliant Robbed.com for my facebook status ;-) xx
Our 2 Daughters - Skye born 04/06/06 & Danah born 24/08/07
Our son - Axel born 05/02/12
My Husband is Benjamin Smith lol
Im now Mrs Smith :-), Married since 11th August 2012
CommentAuthor~*~ Becca ~*~
surely thats too big for a fb status lol
17.09.2010 ---I am officially Mrs Rebecca Mollins
Twilight - its' like my own personal brand of Heroin...
Edward Cullen - The Hottest Vampire since 1901 !!
I have OTD - Obsessive Twilight Disorder :D
CommentAuthorTerribabylove
Lol, iv put half as my status and commented the rest underneath xx
Our 2 Daughters - Skye born 04/06/06 & Danah born 24/08/07
Our son - Axel born 05/02/12
My Husband is Benjamin Smith lol
Im now Mrs Smith :-), Married since 11th August 2012
CommentAuthorceli
Haha - forwarding that to a friend who is having serious men issues, she;ll love it!
CommentAuthorMrsEminson2B
ha ha i love it x
Met Matt at 10 years old
Marrying him at 27 years old
I can't wait to be Mrs Eminson on the 8th June 2013
