Me and H2B were having a "discussion" last night because he keeps leaving the toilet seat up. My point was "why should I have to touch the seat at all when I dont have to lift it" why do i have to put the seat back down. and he said "well you ask me to lift it up so in future when youve been lift the seat up for me" AAAARGH! men! If you could aim properly then I wouldnt have to ask you to lift the seat!
Does anyone else have anything that REALLY annoys them bout h2b and is it just me or do all men hate putting the seat down? my dad always did cos he lived with 4 girls lol
CommentAuthorEmsy5000
with the toilet seat thing we came to an agreement that he does not have to bother through the day but he does have to at night because i don't bother with the light and have more than ones bashed my bum on the rim.
his main thing is his love for his computer for me though
and that he never willing does the washing up till we have run out of dishes
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CommentAuthorangelan1986
oh god the dishes! he cant wash them properly lol. i have to wash them after he has done them cos he just rinses the cutlery in the water and doesnt wash the back of the plate after they have been piled so there is often beans or gravy stuck to the bottom
CommentAuthorAtaraxia
Living with three boys of which h2b is the best behaved, I'm generally quite lucky on the toilet seat front but I do get angry when it's left up... considering men make a point of how they can 'aim' theirs and we women apparently can't... I fail to see how a two inch difference in the circle they are aiming for makes a difference!
Washing up/cleaning/tidying... pretty certain they think I'm here as their resident 'female' as in, it's my job to cook for them and clean for them...I'm the only one who ever cleans up around here! h2b helps me, but jokes I am the 'house b!tch' whenever I do anything... when I really want something doing, generally I have to do it myself or it doesn't get done.
And computers. I can spend quite a bit on make-up when I run out or shoes when some get ruined or worn out but I don't think I spend a lot of money on things I don't necessarily need... but h2b classes a new game as a necessity which is sometimes annoying.
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CommentAuthorangelan1986
yes i do majority of the cleaning and cooking (h2b does the cooking on weekends) but only because he doesnt do it to my expectations (or he says he cant so as a way of getting out of it) and he doesnt play on xbox or ps3 but hes got a football manager game he plays which 2bh is so dull and boring, cant see what he gets out of it but the other day he says to me "watch this goal" its a virtual player kicking a virtual ball and he was so excited by it.
Think I need to chill out, sound a bit like monica off friends on here haha
Most annoying habit is starting a job then realising he has not got everything he needs... arggggggg. May not seem such a huge thing (well he is doing DIY) but the problem is its on our boat so you spend ages moving stuff round to make space to do the job, you have covered stuff to minimise the mess then you need to go to the blooming shop to get the things he has forgotten hence jobs take twice as long.
CommentAuthorangelan1986
my h2b doesnt do diy, i get my dad round to do it. unless its putting up a shelf and then i am there to supervise haha
CommentAuthorMrs (Dove) Pidgeon
He NEVER drinks the last cm of a drink. Then I go to wash up and have no where to pour them all away.
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CommentAuthorangelan1986
hes never done that but often leaves lager in a can and then when im in a strop on sunday morning picking up his empties i get covered in it. or even worse it goes on the couch. plus hes the worlds worst drunk so i dont tend to speak to him on a sunday for many reasons
CommentAuthorPrincessLJ
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He doesn't do the washing up until there is something that he wants to use and he leave empty packets on the shelf above the bin instead of putting it in the bin and he makes an awful clicking type noise with his mouth when he's thinking about something which drives me round the bend. x
CommentAuthorangelan1986
lol i found an empty jar of soy sauce in the cupboard the other day next to the newly opened 1... ask me to say a good thing bout my h2b and i think i will struggle atm lol
CommentAuthorPrincessLJ
Dave does things like that ALL the time, just wanna slap him round the head sometimes lol xx
CommentAuthorCowChop
My h2b wont clean the bathroom which really bugs me, he'll do anything else (if I havent got time to do it) but he just leaves the bathroom. Oh and his farting in my direction in bed drives me mental... I dont want bum spray thank you! (sorry bit crude)... grrr men!
CommentAuthorPrincessLJ
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CowChop - Dave shuffled back in bed once so that he could f*rt on my leg and then went and told everyone about it becasue it was just so funny- disgusting. xx
CommentAuthorCowChop
Yeah, paul thinks its even better when his bum is right against me... I dont know what I see in this disgusting creature, lol x
CommentAuthorangelan1986
I hate him farting in bed, knocks me sick! i followed him up the other night and when i pulled the quilt back, urgh the stench made me want to throw up, stood by the window for a few minutes getting air, him, he lay there giggling like a little child! didnt speak to him the next morning
CommentAuthorCowChop
I dont blame you! luckily Pauls never smell but I still dont want them in my direction
CommentAuthorPrincessLJ
Dave's do, sometimes I wonder if he's rotting x
CommentAuthorangelan1986
lol snap princess, he doesnt understand how ill it makes me though, he thinks its all fun and games. him and our son play "cupcakes" and think its hilarious and then they come in the living room in fits of giggles and im sat there heaving with what they are telling me. i hate boys :( lol
CommentAuthorCowChop
what's cupcakes?
CommentAuthorangelan1986
where you fart in your hand and put it in someones face :S
CommentAuthorangelan1986
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f art not the other bleeped word lol
CommentAuthorPrincessLJ
ew x
CommentAuthorangelan1986
yeah, i got woke up to giggling few weeks ago, apparantly my little boy was going to get me if i hadnt woken up :( and i thought they loved me. i am so bullied in my home lol
CommentAuthorMrscarter2b
Mine gets toothpaste everywhere including the sink and toothbrush holder!!! Drives me mad x
CommentAuthorpennieb-MrsRiley
My h2b doesn't do any housework, or cook or anything like that - but considering that he's the one who pays for everything (even when I am earning myself) I can't say that I particularly mind! He is type 1 diabetic though and drives me potty with two things - not eating regularly (and then his blood sugar drops), and when he puts his freeeezing cold feet on my bum in bed!
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CommentAuthorMrsCandlin2B
Hmm.. I think the fact that I can be out all day and he stays at home and just makes mess is probably my thing
h and my h2b thinks its funny to f art in bed and then pull the covers over my head..
CommentAuthorNuttytart
Nail biters and snorers!
CommentAuthorangelan1986
oh thats another 1 to add to the list, he doesnt rinse the sink out when he has finished brushing his teeth. i need to keep this for future reference if i ever want a divorce haha
CommentAuthorRachie :D
im a nail biter and he dutch ovens far too much!
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CommentAuthornini
leaving a collection of mugs on the table at his 'end' of the sofa........for EVER. Leaving dirty pants on the floor right NEXT to the laundry basket, how hard can it be to drop them 5cm more to the left??
CommentAuthor*Vixie*
he never makes the bed and always leaves plates wherever he's been sitting. i constantly have to pick up after him, grr!
CommentAuthorkateh3
my h2b doesnt rinse the toothpaste from his mouth when hes finished instead wipes his mouth clean with the towel whats wrong with splashing water on it first??? same with hair gel wipes his hands on the towel instead of washin them first grrr!!! leaves his washing on the floor when the washbasket is right there!!! ooo i could go on n on lol feels good im not on my own tho!!!
CommentAuthorMrsPrestleton2be
h2b leaves his clothes side of the bed and then im morning has to pass the washing basket in thebathroom to go the toilet. he brings his motorbike in the house to fix it. he squeezes toothpaste from the middle of the tube and not the bottom. he cooks but uses every utensil and pan in the house then doesnt wash up. he will get comdiments from the cupboard then not put them back!!
but i still love him lol (dont know why sometimes)
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