For me it would be something like paintballing or a dance routine class in the day then going out on the sauce in the evening in the full 'hen' gear - willy straws, dares and such.
CommentAuthorboo
I think my nightmare would be a dance routine class, other than that I'm up for pretty much everything (I think lol)
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CommentAuthorMrs (Dove) Pidgeon
Spas.
I had your nightmare- paintballing followed by night out, but not hen gear- army gear.
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CommentAuthormillwalljayne
My nightmare would be a quiet, chilled-out evening with no alcohol! I love all the hen cheesiness, so much so I want to organise my own, a whole weekend out on the lash in Blackpool :D
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CommentAuthorSian''OCD''Holkham
My nightmare would be anything too civilised like a spa then a meal out and having people who wouldnt join in not that i have any mates like that but more worried bout my mil x
my nightmare would be a quiet night.. I really want to party hard on my hen night :) xxx
CommentAuthorlovelylainee
i think my nightmare hen do would be one where no one shows up!
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Personally im open to anything as long as my girls are there we all have a good time and im still in one piece the next morning :-)
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CommentAuthorrebeccalou21
i want a weekend away with the girls somewhere like the south of france where we can chill in the day and let loose at night, and have a spa day with my bridesmaids and mum nearer the day x
CommentAuthorlinzi
mine would be getting dragged round the pubs wearing a stupid veil and l-plate, clutching a giant willy and a kiss the bride bucket. Being followed by a heap of girls looking even more stupid in cowgirl hats or playboy ears! URGH!!
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CommentAuthorKerrylou
My nightmare is the whole on the lash in dress up, dare cards, male strippers etc etc, so not my idea of a good time. Think I'm gettimg old in my old age lol xxx
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CommentAuthorHunny Bunny
Same her, the whole pubs and l plates thing is not for me, I'm taking my girlies to the dog racing, we have our own box for 25 of us, and it's actually a great night out! (defo feeling my age...lol)
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CommentAuthornini
A stripper, seriously I think I would rather die than have to watch a man girate in front of me whilst pretending he was sexy and then expecting me to touch him. Yuck.
I do like men obviously, just not as strippers!!
CommentAuthormichgib
night round the town pubs horrid full of kids all drunk well thats how it seems to me lol i must be getting old ha ha
CommentAuthorRachie :D
I'd hate a stripper and tacky willy stuff. I dont mind L plates and cow girl hats etc. I've found a place that does Burlesque lessons so tinking of that
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CommentAuthorMaggielou
I just want a few drinks...or 20 & lots of dancing with my girls!
CommentAuthorfuture-mrs-watson
Paintballing - I've heard it hurts. Getting so drunk I vomit (my nightmare is vomiting at any time) but I do want to get drunk! Someone getting so drunk I have to look after them - I'm always the one who ends up looking after the drunk girl!
CommentAuthorboo
I've seen the bruises from paintballing lol
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CommentAuthorfuture-mrs-watson
Exactly! Nightmare and PAINFUL!
CommentAuthorJoey
I agree with all of you... a stripper would be horrible and being dressed in stuff with willies on! My girlies have STRICT instructions not to get me one coz I would walk out. I dont mind if its on the stages for a laugh but the thought of a man makinging me put oil over him makes me sick!!! Paintballing and a quiet night with no alcohol would be just as horrible!
CommentAuthor*KelBel*
yeah the night out is my kinda thing with all the cheesiness and forfeits and stuff,it makes it a laugh! i would ABSOLUTELY HATE and i've made it quite clear to bm's that if they get this i will walk out.... and thats a stripper!! they make me creep out! i'm not one for paintballing either,isnt that more of a stag do thing??.... not really into spa weekend either.. i'd like a stay over somewhere, some shopping in the day, a nice meal...and then a night out somewhere busy then i'll be a happy hen :=) x
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CommentAuthorPennylane
I wouldn't like a spa day and a civilized meal and home early with no alcohol, noooooooooo! don't get me wrong that sounds lovely but not for a hen night, for me anyway. I like the cheesy stuff, I am not offended by the willie straws, it's all for fun. I want to get lots of cocktails and dance all night to cheesy tunes with my friends, maybe play some games. I'd be a bit mortified with a stripper but I'd accept it if it happened no problem lol!
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CommentAuthortilomilo
i agree - a stripper would be awful :( i love the dressing up part thou lol - raekim84 im also doing the burleque theme - Lesson in Nottingham and then out on the town still in burlesque outfil lol
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CommentAuthorleafy
a stripper would be my nightmare have told my sister i will kill her if she gets one my bestfriend is keeping her in check i think , i was told the other day that mum had to veto the idea of foreplay lessons for the hen do can just imagine that - no thanx lol
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CommentAuthorGem1102
a stripper! can't bear the thought of it. i was on a hen night a while back and there was another hen night in the restaurant and they had a stripper in the restaurant! it made us all cringe! and was a little inappropriate for where we were. I would also flat out refuse to wear anything with a willy on it! lol
CommentAuthorleafy
i have told them no willy viels or condom hats to definatly not my thing :-)
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CommentAuthorButterflyDreamer
I'm quite happy just to have a nice meal with my girls and then a sleepover night :) Face masks, nail polish, a girly film we can all sing a long to and PJ's with a nice bottle of wine and some nibbles :D. Anything other than that is a nightmare for me!
CommentAuthorsbride
anything involving a stripper, yuk!
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CommentAuthorbobbysgirl
i wouldn't mind a spa day followed by a night on the town, or a weekend in the sun. the only problem is i don't really like my MIL (i used to but since she split with my FIL she has been a complete bitch to her children) i couldn't stand to think of spending time with her in the confinds of a spa or even on a weekend away. so i guess it will be a meal followed by a few drinks. on second thoughts maybe i should have 2 a meal where i invite bridesmaids, sisters, mums and nanas and my little girl, then a weekend of fun with my girlies :)
CommentAuthorStevie_Dee
Weve ditched the hen and stag dos as neither of us bother much for strippers. Instead we are having a hag or sten night, altogether. In fact its open to all our wedding guests. We are having a casino royale/ghost hunting/murder mystery or moulin rouge night. Havent yet made up our minds as to which yet tho. xxx
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CommentAuthorXLittleMissMe!X
I don't have to worry about this because my MOH is a star and listens to what I want. She knows I can't do pub crawls etc anymore so she is doing things around what I like and can do.
CommentAuthoralmostmrswood
Haha well none of you would like my hen night! We're staying aat my friends parents hotel for the weekend.
Friday Night-Travel down to Blackpool. Nice meal, few drinks then early night with face packs, crap films etc at hotel.
Saturday- Activity during day (paintballing, go kart racing or something such like) then girls night out. Proper cheesy henny complete with stripper (although I'll be doing no massaging of oil!) inflatable willies and L plates.
Sunday- Recover in spa. Facials, manicures and massages.....bliss!
I'm just looking forward to a man and child free weekend with my girls!
CommentAuthorMinniemoocher
A stripper / paint-balling / tacky condom veils and or no alcohol! :@)
CommentAuthoralimarie05
i think my nightmare hen do would be a stripper!!!! not my thing at all. i dont like to be centre of attention so a nice pamper session a yummy meal and a few drinks in town, a little boring for some but just right for me :)
CommentAuthorekielty(now Trow)
My nightmare would be a boring night in! I want tack and giggles! ha ha! and i have asked for a stripper.... lol x
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CommentAuthorAtaraxia
My nightmare would be anything involving either:
-Tacky outfits. I sacked my sister as my MOH, one of the reasons being that she wanted everyone to dress like a skank on my hen night. My bms were all quite worried about it as well, they are more like me and didn't fancy it.
-Strippers. I have a man I love who is attracted to me and I to him, why do I need a random stranger come take his clothes off for me? I don't find things like that a turn on, I'm not a prude but it would just make me uncomfortable to the point of awkwardness.
And Blackpool. Hisssss. It's my hometown, and I couldn't wait to leave because of all the tourists and the rowdy hen/stag parties that made going out with friends a nightmare most of the time. It's not for me, but I can sort of see the attraction for others - all I ask is that any ladies going to Blackpool for their hen-nights, or have a h2b that's going for his stag do, I'd say be good, but that's not what a hen night is about, so I will just say please be nice! :P
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CommentAuthorKatkin
My nightmare hen do would be paintballing, an outdoor persuits day, followed by a wild night out on the town with a stripper ewwww - I feel ill just thinking about it lol. I am more about relaxing and being pampered with my female friends for the day :-)
CommentAuthorboo
LOL @ ekielty sounds like a good plan :D I'd be offended if my friends didn't get a stripper
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CommentAuthorgreyarea
Not having one at all but unfortunatly this may be the case as i have very few friends and my mum and sis havent spoken for 15 yrs
CommentAuthorFaeth
That would be my nightmare too grey - not having one - or organising one and no-one making it/turning up. I suspect mine will end up pretty small anyway - which is a shame as most of the fun packages on the web have an 8-10 minimum party size :-(
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CommentAuthorgreyarea
I wonder if brides that have the same issues team up hehe
CommentAuthorpennieb-MrsRiley
I would hate a stripper - and no alcohol! I'm thinking of booking a Butlins weekend - on of the themed ones maybe - hopefully people will want to come along for that. I know whatever I do I don't want it to cost a fortune for my friends and family; a friend of mine is getting married and his w2b has invited me to her hen do since we have become friends also in the last couple of years, but I've had to say no on the basis that she's doing a spa weekend at a place that's a 2 hour drive away and in total would cost me nearly £300 for one night! Actually, that might be my idea of a nightmare hen do - one that no-one else can afford :S
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CommentAuthorMrs (Dove) Pidgeon
Paintballing doesn't hurt that much... its not like I got such huge bruises the dress fitting lady and shop owner thought I had been beaten up (4 weeks before wedding), and bridesmaids in same situation, or another girl got concussion, or.....
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CommentAuthorEmsy5000
Anything that involved a dance floor and lots of alcohol.
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CommentAuthorfelicity.h
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my nightmare is that all my friends are pregant so we couldnt do something fun with adrenilin. Guess what it came true. pretty much all friends on day list are pregnant. well they all are and all bar one due within a week or two and they have to travel so wont even be coming to the wedding. Fun. Meal it is then. Boring spa or tacky l plates night out with strippers would be horrible. I want to do something a bit more fun like surfing lessons or watersports, love paintballing. Such a laugh but yes would have to do it about 3 months before just because i bruise soooo easily. Was thinking of doing pole dancing lessons but no point as pregnant women cant do it :( might just be me my sisters and my mum on my hen night lol. oh sil and mil2b too thankfully there up for a laugh
CommentAuthorSoon2beMrsHall
I just want a nice meal and then a good old fashioned girlie night out.
Nightmare. (sister wants to do this) walk around with 6foot willies,Dresses as fairies and having a very odd looking stripper.
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CommentAuthorxxhan87xx
My nightmare would be
1. A naked man in my face wiggling his winkle at me- no thanks I'd die of embarrassment
2. Anything where I'd get my hair messy i hate it
3. Outfits that's show off to many wobbly bit I don't see how I'm ment to have a laugh with my baby belly hanging out or something lol
4. A spa no no no I'd very much like to keep my clothes n front of my family and friends
But I'd love maybe a weekend away with as many girlies as pos a whole lot of drink and fun
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CommentAuthorRachelMarie
not a stripper ewwwww!! i want lots of drink!! limo maybe a day at the races? or something like that not doing a spa as will be doing this night b4 wedding wiv friends and family !!
