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    • Emsy5000
      CommentAuthorEmsy5000
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    as some of you know my h2b has gone to Canada for his brothers wedding (me going as well would have put our wedding back quite a bit) so i have been home alown since last wednesday.
    He may regret this, because me and the cleaner had a brain wave.
    we have move the bedroom into the Study and the Study into the bedroom. this is actualy because itsw a better use of space the study (or second bedroom) has a built in wardrobe we have two rubbish wardrobs that take up to much space in our bedroom and all our clouthes can fit into the built in one.
    the best bit is I have not told him and will be away at camp when he comes home jet lagged from Canada I wish I could see his face but oh so funny.
    That will teach him to leave me home again lol

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    • Kerrylou
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    Do you think that men will ever learn we can't be left unattended for more than 5 minutes without causing mischief? hehehe
    I'd love to see the look on the poor lambchop's face when he gets back :D
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    • ~*~ Becca ~*~
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    pmfsl emsy ..yay at you going through with it lol

    damn .shame you couldn't get pics of his confusion lol xx

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    • steffi
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    Lol.. I seriouslty dont think ringo would notice... Amount of times ive moved living room around n even redecorated n hes not noticed lol x
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    • twirler
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    hahahahahahaha funny that would be a sight to see lol xx

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    • Emsy5000
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    well I am chekcing to make sure his computer is still fighting fit if we had damaged that he would have been cross the rest of it will probably be a releif for him lol

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    • MrsPink
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    Lol love it !!! Dont think my h2b would realise lol x
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    • Mrs Steer
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    haha great idea :) shame u wont be there to see his face but im sure it will cause him some confusion hehe xx

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    • *Vixie*
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    ha id love to see his face when he sees what youve done. dont tell him bout it, just let him find out when he comes home. keep a camera handy ;) xx
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    • Soon2beMrsHall
      CommentAuthorSoon2beMrsHall
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    Well martyn is going away tomorrow and our living room is not the way i want it. we moved in ad put things where they fit and that was 3 months ago so while he is away i am going to change it. I dont think he will even notice. I plan to get him to change my kitchen before he goes though as he and his bestman (who he is going away with) have been promising for 3 months.

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    • Kimi
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    Haha, I have a habit of moving rooms around when my fella's away or at work. He comes home to a strange house everytime :)

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    • Relfy
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    excellent... sounds like something i would do, such a shame you wont be there but i suppose on the other hand when he calls you.... as im sure he will.. you can be like ' what on earth are you talking about.... you must be really jet lagged, get some rest baby'' xx
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    • vickyG
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    im always moving furniture about... last week i did the living room while nath was at work he came in sat down took a few mins for him to get a confused look on his face, and said what happened to the chair that was over there.... he was sat on it lol (id moved 2 chairs, the coffee table and all the kids toys and the sofa) xxx
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    • MrsEminson2B
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    lol i love it what a great idea i dont think men do take much notice of what we do when we are left alone and its all their fault that we do this coz they leave us lol xx

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    • debs x
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    So he could end up sleeping in the study lol x
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    • Mrs Brakes
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    We were sat in our lounge when H2B mentioned that what we really needed was a comfy armchair, could be leather to match other furniture, possibly with a recliner. I looked at him and then popped the recliner part of the comfy leather armchair that I was sat in and said ' What? Something like this one!?' (D'Oh!)

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    • vickyG
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    hahaha MzEden thats funny, it actually made me laugh
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    • Relfy
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    lol - thats mental... why is that men never notice the things we do ahy.... x
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    • Emsy5000
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    Lol Relfy I am so going to do that "sorry honey we have been sleeping in that room for the last 6 months" lol

    MzEden that's mad was he not there when you chose the chair

    although just had everything out of the cupboards searching for my wedding invite prototype which i wanted him to look at when he got home and is it anywhere. nooooo

    so joke could be on me

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    • Mrs (Dove) Pidgeon
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    Sounds like you've had fun.

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    • Mrs Brakes
      CommentAuthorMrs Brakes
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    I have to admit it is my furniture in my flat but still, I WAS sat in the exact item that he was describing and he WAS looking at me.
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    • Emsy5000
      CommentAuthorEmsy5000
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    lol MzEden bless i loved my recliner when i had one

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