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General wedding discussion!: Limerick Game :D

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- CommentAuthor~*~ Becca ~*~
ok here's how it works ill start off with a random limerick

there once was a woman from eeling
who had a peculiar feeling
she lay on her back
opened her crack
and peed all over the ceiling........

now the next person to post after me makes up a limerick about me using my nickname or real name (so becca or rebecca)

then person after that one, makes up a limerick about previous poster..so say roxii did one about me, the next person would do one for her and so on and so forth

worth giving it a shot eh ? lol

17.09.2010 ---I am officially Mrs Rebecca Mollins
Twilight - its' like my own personal brand of Heroin...
Edward Cullen - The Hottest Vampire since 1901 !!
I have OTD - Obsessive Twilight Disorder :D
- CommentAuthorRoxii
There was a young woman called Beccy..
Who was tight when she was using the Leccy..
She went to check the meter,
Tripped over her feet,
And nearly broken her necky

Lol, I told you I'm rubbish at these x
- CommentAuthor~*~ Becca ~*~
ok there once was a girl called Roxi
who wanted to live in a boxy
she opened it up
for it to be filled with muck
so looks like she was out of luxy :P

17.09.2010 ---I am officially Mrs Rebecca Mollins
Twilight - its' like my own personal brand of Heroin...
Edward Cullen - The Hottest Vampire since 1901 !!
I have OTD - Obsessive Twilight Disorder :D
- CommentAuthorRoxii
lol, I don't live in a box, just cause you're tight with the leccy :P haha x
- CommentAuthormarypenguins
  
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There once was a girl called Beccy,
Who was going to marry a yeti,
She kissed him- he was hairy!
And got kind of lairy,
So instead, a Michael whisked her off into the sunset-ty!

(almost rhymed!)

x

- CommentAuthorHoxxyhula
  
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There was a young lady called mary
who thought she had bought a fairy
she opened the box, and what did she see?
EEEk - a penguin - how scary!
- CommentAuthormarypenguins
Hahaha i love it! x
- CommentAuthorHoxxyhula
:)
- CommentAuthorvintage lass
There was a young lady called Hoxxy
Who unfortunately got chicken poxy
She got all spotty and very very crossy
So came online to get sympathy with roxy

OMG...this is terrible lolxxx
- CommentAuthorHoxxyhula
Ha ha!! xx
- CommentAuthormarypenguins
  
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haha x
- CommentAuthorvixen
these are so funny...lol xx

georgina x~x
the little gypsy!!
- CommentAuthormarypenguins
The once was a young wee Lassy
Who wanted a wedding oh so classy!
But up turned a stripper
Who had a big dipper
And made all the grannys get nasty! ;)
- CommentAuthorvintage lass
Mary...I LOVE IT....BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!xx
- CommentAuthorHoxxyhula
ha ha haaaa! Great one x
- CommentAuthorcatch
there was a younge lady called vintage
whom we all thought was quite minted!! (pots of gold)
when asked for a tickle ( tenner) she got in a pickle!!
because her lepricaun ran way with her fiddle!!

god loves a tryer
- CommentAuthorvixen
brill...lol x

georgina x~x
the little gypsy!!
- CommentAuthorWawa
there was once a lady called veronica,
she liked to play on her harmonica (mind spelling)
the neighbours got annoyed
and she hit them with the toy

not sure if that work or right but i had ago
- CommentAuthorRoxii
Ther once was a lady call Wawa..
She tried to learn to play the guitar.
It turned out a fail..
then she turn pale..
And she never will be a true Starr..

(you are a star, lol just can't find anything else to rhyme) lol x
- CommentAuthorcatch
there once was a lady called roxii
who some thought lived in a boxy
turned out wasnt true nor lived in a shoe
our Roxii was really a Foxii xx

haha! hope you like it l'm trying hard xx
- CommentAuthorRoxii
hehe.. Yep Loved that one :P

There once was a girl called V43..
Everyday She was Happy..
One day she was sad..
And that Was Bad..
But it's ok cause now she's full of glee!

Lol, I know i'm really bad at these!! haha
- CommentAuthorVintageChic
There once was a woman called Rox
Who loved to smell cheesy socks
She'd take a big sniff
Just to catch a wiff
then stored them up in a box

"Who, being loved, is poor?" -Oscar Wilde

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- CommentAuthorRoxii
lol.. Will you all stop it with the boxes already haha x
- CommentAuthorVintageChic
ok well I have another

There once was this woman Roxanne
Who was desperate to marry her man
He kicks and he screams
while she sighs and dreams
and drags him down the aisle as fast as she can ;)

"Who, being loved, is poor?" -Oscar Wilde

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- CommentAuthorRoxii
Lmao.. <3 Love it!! haha
- CommentAuthorVintageChic
rebecca done something similar elsewhere a while back lol, i like making my limericks haha

"Who, being loved, is poor?" -Oscar Wilde

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- CommentAuthorVintageChic
oh AND it was wedding themed lol THAT is a talent :P

"Who, being loved, is poor?" -Oscar Wilde

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- CommentAuthorRoxii
lol, Too right x
- CommentAuthorVintageChic
come on your supposed to do one on me lol

"Who, being loved, is poor?" -Oscar Wilde

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- CommentAuthorRoxii
I am trying to think, lol.. x
- CommentAuthorVintageChic
tut do i have to do my own LMAO

"Who, being loved, is poor?" -Oscar Wilde

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- CommentAuthorRoxii
Say hello To Stacey,
Her Daughter is Gracie,
She is marrying Euan..
Then along came a new 'un (child that is)
It's a shame she didn't call her Macey

Haha, best I could do :P lol x
- CommentAuthorVintageChic
lmao not bad at all

"Who, being loved, is poor?" -Oscar Wilde

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- CommentAuthorVintageChic
there once was a woman called roxi
who some woulc consider quite foxy
what ever she'd wear
the men stopped and stared
But she thought they all looked quite poxy

(not my best work i admit)

"Who, being loved, is poor?" -Oscar Wilde

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- CommentAuthorRoxii
lol, what does poxy mean? you better be being nice :P lol x
- CommentAuthorVintageChic
poxy.... Definition: U.K. worthless: bad, unpleasant, annoying, or generally worthless

"Who, being loved, is poor?" -Oscar Wilde

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- CommentAuthorVintageChic
so basically you thought they werent good enough for you :)

"Who, being loved, is poor?" -Oscar Wilde

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- CommentAuthorRoxii
Well they most probably weren't :P lol .. I can't think of another for you.. Let someone more creative do one for you tomorrow :P x
- CommentAuthorVintageChic
yes but for my fun... i'll do ones on people who have posted lmao

Michael got down on one knee
Becca was the bride to be
He pulled out the ring
which was very very bling
she said "ohh Mrs Mollins? Thats me!"

"Who, being loved, is poor?" -Oscar Wilde

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- CommentAuthorRoxii
Ha, love it :P x
- CommentAuthorVintageChic
Marypenguins:

There is a young woman called Emma
Who has a bit of a dilemma
the problem you see
is shes really a bee
And can't properly hide her antenna

"Who, being loved, is poor?" -Oscar Wilde

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- CommentAuthorVintageChic
Vintage Lass:

There once was a lass named Erin
Who i was told was quite bad for her swearing
But I know thats untrue
she doesnt turn the air blue
Infact, shes actually quite caring

"Who, being loved, is poor?" -Oscar Wilde

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- CommentAuthorVintageChic
Hoxxyhula

There is a young woman named jane
Who h2b Chris says can be a pain
to put him in his place
she slapped him in the face
and spanked his bum with a cane

"Who, being loved, is poor?" -Oscar Wilde

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- CommentAuthorRoxii
Lol, I like that one :P
- CommentAuthorVintageChic
Vixen

Our gal Vixen's a fox
Everyone knows that she rocks
Shes kind and shes funny
a really hunny bunny
and we all like when she talks

"Who, being loved, is poor?" -Oscar Wilde

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- CommentAuthorVintageChic
V43

Veronica but lets call her vonnie
or maybe even call her ronnie
spent all my time
thinking of something to rhyme
all i came up with is Bonnie

"Who, being loved, is poor?" -Oscar Wilde

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- CommentAuthorVintageChic
Wawa

Sam rang the church bell
When in love with Ben she fell
will talks of wedding
do bens head in?
only time will tell

"Who, being loved, is poor?" -Oscar Wilde

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- CommentAuthorRoxii
lol, you should've been "our little Poet" x
- CommentAuthorVintageChic
the queen has a poet laureate.... maybe i should hve been ukb's poet laureate lol

"Who, being loved, is poor?" -Oscar Wilde

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- CommentAuthorstacey
there was a young man from montrass
who's b-a-l-l-s were both made of fine brass
but in stormy weather
they both clanged together
and sparks flew out of his a-s-s
:-)

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