ever since i joined my cleaning has gone down the drain and the poor kids well.... yehhhh. i think that i need to hire a cleaner and a nanny!! wonder if h2b will see if it comes out of the wedding fund lmao!!! well now im off to put the kids to bed and do some tiding before he gets back!! hes already telling me off for being on her 24/7!! mmmmmm oups xx

Lol!! i'm a nanny and mothers help lady lol! :)

hmmm? cleaning-im not really sure! its been weeks since iv done housework coz i sit on my lazy a rse all day on this site-now my mums coming up for the weekend and its been a mad 2 day rush scrubbing the place from top to bottom and its stil a crap hole! x

Yeah, should be on the swear list. C leaning. I roning.

Ironing is bad for the environment, and dirt is good for the immune system.

Two good reasons not to c***** and i******

Yay! I knew there was a good reason not to do it-apart from me being a lazy biatch!

S'too late for ALL those things Dove. Packing only takes 5 mins anyway, you know this.

So you need to set the alarm for 7. Snooze for 5, wash up for 5, shower for 5, pack for 5, bish bash bosh and you're on the train.

Is it... about the time it takes to get from London to Newcastle?

I didn't own a hairdryer either, until about 3 years ago :) It dried naturally every day, all through school college and uni.

Let yours dry naturally! You have an age on the train!

So what you're saying is you have more than 5 hours between washing your hair and arriving? Is your hair made of some sort of sponge? If not, it'll easy dry in that time!

Yeah, but mine dries within an hour - and it's almost certainly as long as yours, but it isn't at all thick..

And yay! So it's just washing up and packing. And packing is MINUTES! MINUTES i say..

And you can be back by quarter past :D

We hijacked the thread :(

Addiction to UKBride :) So we very much belong on this thread, I think!

But no-one else is talking to us anymore.. Perhaps they don't care as much?!

Almost certainly. Ah well, not the first time.. won't be the last..

five minutes to I go and do the 'bad' things...

lol at dove and dp :D

yes im am goin to have a fag then jump in the shower then im off to bed as i have to be up early as it shopping day tomorrow!! im still after a nanny but being on the computer all day doesnt come under why they will have the monkeys!!! :-( wonder if they will do it if i say my bumb is superglued to the computer chair and my hands to the keyboard would the work???

lol its paying her thats the problem lmao i think that i have to fource myself off the computer till they have gone to bed or sumit but drew doesnt like me on here when he is home either so it will be quick visits me thinks

skitty i know what you mean i need a cleaner to i would need a nanny but my 3 year old likes to look after his brother so he does all the work i just have to put him in bed and change nappies but im so addicted to this site and facebook im not doing anything ive spent the last few days on here since i joined and now even when there is not much for me to be doing on here i cant drag myself away and i need to be washing all the clothes and packing as were going to stay at h2b's mums house for easter and as ive not done much there is a mountain of dirty clothes i need to sort out lol oh well i will do it in a min really i will honest just 5 more mins then i will do something, so in 10 mins i will get a move on

pmsl for a minute there lemondrops i didnt know what C word you were on about i thought it was the naughty one xxx