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    • TheFutureMrsK
      CommentAuthorTheFutureMrsK
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    We're going to have 2 readings at our wedding, one serious and one humorous. Does anyone know of any humorous wedding readings? Its for one of the ushers to read.

    “Love, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage.”
    -Ambrose Bierce

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    • Kirsty
      CommentAuthorKirsty
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    We are having the owl and the pussy cat read by my auntie. It quite a funny one and one line always makes us chuckle!
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    • MrsThomson2B
      CommentAuthorMrsThomson2B
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    our friend had....he never puts the toilet seat down.....was quite good xx
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    • Button-Bell
      CommentAuthorButton-Bell
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    ours is the Dr Suess poem “We are all a little weird and life is a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.” were also having a traditional halloween poem edited n read like a welcome poem to greet people before the entrance music and i come in its the backwards poem u know it?x
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    • gonzo
      CommentAuthorgonzo
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    My h2b wants yes, ill marry you by pam ayres lol x




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    • BeckyU98
      CommentAuthorBeckyU98
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    my dad and step mum had the pam ayres one its a good one x
 

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