Ok so I'm going to sound really stupid here but this is really getting to me
I'm getting married at the end of march so my time to get a dress is vastly running out

I don't know what's wrong with me, I don't want to be a crazed bridezilla!

the problem is I have hated every single dress i have seen so far, am i a giant bridal freak???

I cant wear strapless because of my boobs and i don't want a slinky or colored gown
I just cant seem to find anything that I even like the shape of

Every time someone points a dress out i just smile and say "oh its nice but I don't think its really me" when really in my head i'm screaming how horrid it is... and every bridal store I've been in tries to put me in strapless because that's 90% of what they have...
(then they realize that's just a stupid idea)

I'm getting so distressed with it and i really don't know what to do,
I'm almost in tears just thinking about it X(

lol, i have a tiny ribcage (28/30) and my boobs are DD/E, I get quite self conscious about it so i cover them up

strapless dresses look weird on me, kinda like an upside down bookshelf, I dont want to end up looking like Jordan with a massive cleavage

There are some really pretty lace dresses around with straps or covered tops- one by Justin alexander that is really nice but quit slim fitting 8600 or 8530 - but depends if you like lace....
Alan hannah has a really nice dress with straps - hepburn style but quite pricey!

Sounds like you'd be more comfortable in something that's a bit more modest? How do you feel about your legs? You could go for something 50's inspired and wear a shorter tea length dress? They tend to have short sleeves and cover up the chest area. As do 70's inspired dresses but they're floor length and tend to be quite straight with flowey sleeves. Or maybe something medieval inspired?

Some different ideas to the traditional modern dresses anyway! Although they're things you're probably not going to find at a bridal shop.

I was the same - definitely didn't want a strapless dress. I just wouldn't have felt comfortable in one. I visited a couple of shops - and told them at the beginning that I didn't want strapless, gave them my budget, then tried everything that fell into that category. I was told that even with the strapless dresses, they can have detachable straps on them - but I didn't want that either.

I finished up with an off the shoulder dress and that definitely felt better. In fact my dress was officially classed as a Quinceanera (prom) dress - but shops get them in because they're very close to wedding dresses (5 layers of net, full skirt etc).

If you really haven't got any idea you want, tell the shop what you don't want - then at least you can work around that.

You'll find one!

We have some lovely dress shops in Bristol its just worth going round as many as you can and trying on as many as you can but try and avoid berketex lol they are a nightmare! xx

I went in berkertex twice, once in Bristol and once at the national wedding show

both times the assistants were incredibly rude, I'd never recommend anyone going on there

I'm sure i'll find something, i'll just have to deal with feeling like an Alien until then

Have you tried looking for a dress with maybe a bit of lace across the collar bone to cover the boobs. I am a similar size to you apart from the rib cage part. Maybe try a dress with more detail at the bottom part to draw the eyes away from your cleavage :)

why not look into finding a dress maker who might be able to make a dress to the exact style you want not sure how much it is but you could look into it xxxx

Have you been in just for you bridal - they had loads of v neck dresses when i went in and were really friendly
Good luck

If it's support you're after, try Perfect Fit in Keynsham as I've heard they're a really good brassierie - it may be that without the right support you won't find a dress that sits right! I'd pop in tomorrow to get that before you go dress shopping :-)