and ive decided that im having my dress remade by Sir Hardy Amies (the Queens dressmaker no less)
Its going to be 16 feet wide with a 4 mile long train.
Im having a 24 carat gold carriage which turns into a pumpkin when the Carlsberg runs out, pulled by 15 Masai warriors in traditional dress and flip flops
Jimmy Hendrix is giving me away and Elvis Presley is our Best Man
Our wedding is to be held at Westminster Abbey followed by a reception of pies at the House of Lords
Beat that!! He he he
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CommentAuthorMrs Turps (Nicpep)
TIGGS thats advertising!! Bad TIGGS
I'm marrying Johnny Depp by the way
18-09-10
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CommentAuthorbabycham79
haha dont think anyone could beat that goff :) x
CommentAuthorMrs Daltry
il take my carrotts and go sit in the corner,nic shouted at me,nasty nic,im not sharing now!!!
CommentAuthorMrs Turps (Nicpep)
*sticks her tounge out at Tiggs*
I got in trouble earlier from Dove for feeding the trolls! haha
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CommentAuthorHalloween_Bride
awww nic dont be do mean to tiggs!!!
Little Miss StressHead
I speak my mind if ya dont like it then tough
Men cant live with them, cant legally kill them
I'm like Marmite you either love me or hate me!!
CommentAuthorVintageChic
I've been saying to a couple of people on private chat days ago that something didnt add up but didnt wanna say as I didnt wanna look like bítch lol, but the profile pic? I'm sure I've seen that somewhere before
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CommentAuthorfuturemrsstockwin
lol i am off to read about this black eye! x x
CommentAuthorMrs Turps (Nicpep)
Pmsl, as if I would be mean to my Toggs xxx She knows I love her really
18-09-10
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Im a rebel me
CommentAuthorMrs Daltry
hahaha iv got icecream to not sharing that either lol
CommentAuthorMrs Turps (Nicpep)
I dont want ice cream!! Diet remember! 11.5 weeks to go....
18-09-10
Now a married lady :)
Im a rebel me
CommentAuthorgrumpyoldmoo
OMG LADIES ....... !!!! Too funny ... you lot are hysterical .... dunno what's worst .... this thread or your minds lol
CommentAuthorMrs Daltry
yeah toggs and guff rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (runs away fast waiting for guff to throw something )
CommentAuthorMrs Turps (Nicpep)
although I dont really have 11 weeks to go, I made it all up. Turps is a rental for the pictures :P
18-09-10
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Im a rebel me
CommentAuthorfuturemrsstockwin
i think her cake is from la la land too! x x
CommentAuthorMrs Turps (Nicpep)
My real name is Dave, I'm 6 ft 2
18-09-10
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Im a rebel me
CommentAuthorGoff
"guff (or geoff if you like) chucks carrot cake at tuggs with surprising precision*
UKB Mad Scientist
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CommentAuthorHalloween_Bride
i knew there was something dodgy bout u nic lol
Little Miss StressHead
I speak my mind if ya dont like it then tough
Men cant live with them, cant legally kill them
I'm like Marmite you either love me or hate me!!
CommentAuthorGoff
You'll NEVER fit into that Frock Dave.....
UKB Mad Scientist
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CommentAuthorMrs Turps (Nicpep)
Im more worried about the heels than the dress
18-09-10
Now a married lady :)
Im a rebel me
CommentAuthorlaura and ian
have u got a six pack too nic? lol
CommentAuthorGoff
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Walking like Dick Emery is an artform Nicdave
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CommentAuthorMrs Turps (Nicpep)
Nicdave! Pmsl
Just wait till Turps finds out I'm really called Dave
You can hear the chants now... "jerry jerry jerry"
18-09-10
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Im a rebel me
CommentAuthorHalloween_Bride
erm quick Q but what the hell is the deal with the comments on the cake page? am i just being thick?
Little Miss StressHead
I speak my mind if ya dont like it then tough
Men cant live with them, cant legally kill them
I'm like Marmite you either love me or hate me!!
CommentAuthorMrs Daltry
awww now throwing cake is naughty,unless its carrott cake,from the lorry!!!
CommentAuthorMrs Turps (Nicpep)
Nooooo dont throw carrot cake, its yummy
18-09-10
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Im a rebel me
CommentAuthorGoff
I have no idea HB.... all very strange.....
UKB Mad Scientist
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CommentAuthorKarlie1976
This thread has had me in stitches!! Theres me wanting to look at the lovely cakes on your wall Tiggs and it says restricted :0( how come?? Please dont waste cakes by throwing them, lol! I'll eat them all, even the carrot ones if I have to! Kxx
Oh mitmas tree oh mitmas tree, how lovely are your branches
09/10/11 What a Fandabulous day!
CommentAuthorMrs Turps (Nicpep)
HB - im gonna guess that the page was about something else originally and she just renamed it instead of starting a new one cos it came with ready made members?
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Im a rebel me
CommentAuthorMrs Daltry
hold on hun,il add you as a friend on here so you can get to the link,my profile is restricted so only my friends can view it
CommentAuthorGoff
You couldnt make it up could you.....
oh wait!!!
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CommentAuthorKarlie1976
I thought I was friends with you! PMSL! cheers hun :0) Kxx
Oh mitmas tree oh mitmas tree, how lovely are your branches
09/10/11 What a Fandabulous day!
CommentAuthorMrs Daltry
ok iv sent you a request hunni,
CommentAuthorMrs Turps (Nicpep)
Toggs hides herself just in case of troll attack :P
Guff you are cracking me up. I should be working.....
18-09-10
Now a married lady :)
Im a rebel me
CommentAuthorGoff
oh btw..... my 4 mile long train.... is actually a train.... Stevensons Rocket that Mark lovingly restored in the coal shed surrounded by swallows and rabbits and deer and seven dwarves......
UKB Mad Scientist
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CommentAuthorMrs Daltry
guff the seven dwarfs have just confirmed they will be delighted to be page boys
CommentAuthorKarlie1976
yey whoop whoop! just had a nosey.... I thought she said something about being a size 4/6... Atleast I am honest when I say I am a size 18!
Oh mitmas tree oh mitmas tree, how lovely are your branches
09/10/11 What a Fandabulous day!
CommentAuthorMrs Turps (Nicpep)
Ok, I lied, I'm really a midget called Bill, can I be a dwarf in your wedding too?
18-09-10
Now a married lady :)
Im a rebel me
CommentAuthorGoff
i had my heart set on nicdave......
Just who the fuck are you nicbilldave??
he he he
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CommentAuthorMrs Turps (Nicpep)
if I were you, Guff, I'd start to feel sorry for Turps, he is a getting shock on the wedding night!!!
18-09-10
Now a married lady :)
Im a rebel me
CommentAuthorGoff
Strap it down.... he'll never know... be reet.. :-P
UKB Mad Scientist
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CommentAuthorlaura and ian
pmsl u lot have really cheered me up been a crap couple of days for me and u lot really have cheered me up, thankyou :-) xxx
CommentAuthorBee
aw i swear you girls are sooo funny x
CommentAuthorVintageChic
Tell you what the biggest give away was ladies...
She said she was a Gypsy, if she really was she wouldnt have used that word.... she would have called herself a "traveller"
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CommentAuthor~*~ Becca ~*~
her picture on her profile looks like she's nicked it from a catalogue lol no way is that her
17.09.2010 ---I am officially Mrs Rebecca Mollins
Twilight - its' like my own personal brand of Heroin...
Edward Cullen - The Hottest Vampire since 1901 !!
I have OTD - Obsessive Twilight Disorder :D
CommentAuthorcandy
very true stacy or some call themselves romanys, x
CommentAuthorWinterrose
Lol I'm loving how this thread is just going on & on you guys are so funny... wonder what the truth really is... :)
CommentAuthor~*~ Becca ~*~
she not goin to care her thread been hijacked lol
17.09.2010 ---I am officially Mrs Rebecca Mollins
Twilight - its' like my own personal brand of Heroin...
Edward Cullen - The Hottest Vampire since 1901 !!
I have OTD - Obsessive Twilight Disorder :D
CommentAuthorLedZepLover
Lol, just been reading thru this thread! Wtf??? lol. Very funny tho! x x x
