Discussion about suits for the wedding. My mother says to my brother he would have to get a new suit. My brother asked why, as he bought a new suit a couple of months ago to attend a friends wedding. My mother then said 'But thats for other peoples weddings'. My brother pointed out he wasn't getting married, so it it was another persons wedding. I was trying to keep a straight face...
Now a extremely happy German housewife and now a Mother!!!!
Islay Jean born 24th June in Hannover.
CommentAuthorMrs Daltry
the strangest thing iv been asked was a couple of weeks ago,we have alot of people traveling down for the wedding and one of them asked me "how will i recognise you!,i replied uummm il be the one in the big pink dress!!!!
CommentAuthorDrunchPunk
My friends are going all out to make this a silly wedding. Jason reckons he'll be in a stovepipe hat, and he wants a pipe. My CBM wants us in bustles. Another friend has threatened to wear a fez. There is much talk of canes.
My mum will be mortified... She's already said "You've got to be careful that it doesn't turn into a JOKE wedding.."
CommentAuthorCarolanneJune
well when i asked SIL2B to organise my hen doo she went really quiet fro about 20mins then come out with "you do know that i'm boring dont you your gunna end up having a cup of tea round at mine!" she made me smile bless he i'm sure she will organise a wonderful night x
CommentAuthormrstate2be
funniest thing i have been told with three months to go DONT PANIC LOL that was quite amusing although pereson who said it got a bridezilla moment to be proud of lol
Ive been told all the men are gonna stand up at the point of "does any one know of any reason why they should not marry etc etc" and say "yeah cos she's ginger" I will personally kill each and everyone of them AFTER I have replied with my usual comeback
"ITS STRAWBERRY BLONDE"
Lmao, I will find it amusing as this is something everyone know's me for!!!!
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CommentAuthorKesha
I find this convo funny: "I hear your getting married" "yes in 3 months" "thats lovely, do you know where your getting married?" I think...well its in 3 months so I hope so! lol
CommentAuthorCarolanneJune
aww suzi i feel for ya my lil boy is strawberry blonde too, go and shock them and say well downstairs is brunette so piss off lol (of ypur own words)
CommentAuthorCarolanneJune
wtf you cant say p i ss
CommentAuthorKesha
its naughty carolanne! lol
CommentAuthorSuzi
LMAO Carolanne, I normally say, I would love to prove it to you but unfortunately there are no curtains to match lmao!!!!
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CommentAuthorPuddleduck87
no you cant say bollocks fuck or cunt either ;)
CommentAuthorKesha
ha ha!
CommentAuthorCarolanneJune
well i would say it anyway its not like there gunna see any way p iss is not swearing it is natual J fix this please!!!!
CommentAuthorCarolanneJune
or **** or **** as well puddleduck
CommentAuthorMrs (Dove) Pidgeon
Would you consider p uff a swear word? Yet puff.
Now a extremely happy German housewife and now a Mother!!!!
Islay Jean born 24th June in Hannover.
CommentAuthorSuzi
Have you heard your not allowed to say **** either!!! I couldn't **** believe it!!!
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CommentAuthorPuddleduck87
Its a bag of wank innit!
CommentAuthorPuddleduck87
spunk
CommentAuthorPuddleduck87
Hhahaha!! Who banned these words?! You can't say S punk
CommentAuthorPuddleduck87
spunkbucket
CommentAuthorPuddleduck87
ha
CommentAuthorxxsophieMxx
haha! hillarious puddleduck. is there some sort of software that does this or do uk bride bosses all sit down together and type these banned words in one by one. maybe over lunch or something?! x
CommentAuthorMrs (Dove) Pidgeon
Aearch for a thread called sweary and your questions will be answered.
Now a extremely happy German housewife and now a Mother!!!!
Islay Jean born 24th June in Hannover.
CommentAuthorxxsophieMxx
haha! so they did sit down and put them all in, i bet there are loads that we can come up with that werent in there. puddleduck....? i feel a challenge coming on! haha x
CommentAuthorMrswright
The funniest thing i have heard so far is "Aww are both stes of parents contributing to your wedding ?" Ha what a joke that was
CommentAuthortasha
i have a friend who is getting married 2 months before me so we have been going to wedding fairs together. obviously whenever the companies asked who the bride was we both replied that it was both of us. One person asked if we were getting married to each other!!! It had never crossed our minds that people might of thought that but i suppose it could happen!!!
CommentAuthorpouchi-loo
My mil who had brought her dress a while back,when to work and told her friend, see i told you my dress would be wore soon. she works in the city and left on her lunch break and came back with a dress when everyone asked where areyou going she said no where, it for when my son gets married. all her friend were like congraluation, she turned round and said . oh they not even engaged yet, but thanks for the heads up.
