Found this and it made me smile so I thought I'd share it with you
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. -- Alan, age 10 No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. -- Kristen, age 10 WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then. -- Camille, age 10 HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. -- Derrick, age 8 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? Both don't want any more kids. -- Lori, age 8 WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. -- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that Usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. Martin, age 10 WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR? I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns. -- Craig, age 9 WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE? When they're rich. -- Pam, age 7 The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that. - - Curt, age 7 The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. -- Howard, age 8 IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED? It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. -- Anita, age 9 (bless you child) HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED? There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't t here? -- Kelvin, age 8 And the #1 Favorite is........ HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck. -- Ricky, age 10
Now Mrs Cobb!!!!!! :-D
CommentAuthormrsbeal2be
lol this is funny esp bout the better for women being single bit.x
CommentAuthorOneDayMrsSmith
Haha I love Ricky and Kelvin ... so true lol x
CommentAuthorPennylane
Haha I love the 'when is it ok to kiss someone' - when they're rich! lol
I'm a school teacher and I had explained to my boys (it's all boys I teach - they are7) that I was gonna be getting married and I would no longer be Miss Carlin but I'd become Mrs McMahon, and one of them started crying saying he would really miss Miss Carlin. Bless him x
02.07.11
All you need is Love!
Why is the rum always gone?
CommentAuthorRachie :D
My niece keeps telling people the best thing about uncle rich & aunty Rachel's marriage party is she gets lots of cake and people telling her she looks pretty lol
9th June 2012 when two worlds collide
The Crazy Cat Lady and the Transformer Man!
Oh I have another one - Dave's 3 year old nephew thinks when we get married I will become his uncle lisa x
02.07.11
All you need is Love!
Why is the rum always gone?
CommentAuthorHeidi
hahaha the dump truck is soooooooooo funny! x
CommentAuthorAtaraxia
"WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR? I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns. -- Craig, age 9"
He's on to something there!
Got married 27th June and blessed on July 5th 2012
Finally Mrs M :3
Love, love... Here we are.
CommentAuthorRachie :D
that was the best one apart from the dump truck pmsl
9th June 2012 when two worlds collide
The Crazy Cat Lady and the Transformer Man!
CommentAuthorFuture Mrs Henderson
My niece (7) has said she can't wait for Aunty Della and Uncle Barry to get married because then thy are aloud to have a baby and she will get another cousin lol.....the strange thing is her mum n dad only got married last yr lol xx
CommentAuthorKerrylou
Craig & Ricky - fabulous!!! :D xxx
It's right what they say
"The course of true love never runs smoothly"
But if it had been easy then we wouldn't love each other as
much as we do right now - 1 week to go :D
CommentAuthorMrs Rebecca Hossfeld
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck. -- Ricky, age 10
Hahahahahahaha OMG LOL, that is a total classic!
CommentAuthorDi B 83
lol at Ricky, H2B daughter (4) keeps telling everyone we are getting 'merried' lol, its a bit better than before, when she was telling people we were getting burried lol x
CommentAuthorKaya
lol. A little unrelated but my cousin told his school his baby sister had a hole in her head after being told about the soft spot on the top, and the school raised some money for her. ooops! Obviously they were quickly corrected when the mum found out!
Now Mrs Cobb!!!!!! :-D
CommentAuthorolli's mummy
I love kids and their honesty haha
CommentAuthorTotallyLovedUp
pmsl the dump truck and the kissing only if they r rich are fabulous!! love kids they come out with the best one liners!!!! at my friends wedding my son said oh but i dont get to marry anyone mummy ther isnt anyone left for me! bless him lol he got really upset lol
CommentAuthorKaya
I was at a funeral recently and when the coffin was getting carried in a lil kid.... maybe bout 6.... said really loudly.... woudn't it be funny if they dropped her.
Now Mrs Cobb!!!!!! :-D
CommentAuthorAldridge2B
my little girl Ella (3) keeps asking if she can wear a big dress and get married, i told her when she finds her prince she can. she then sat thought and said can i go and look for him in the garden (she wanted to look for a frog) x x x
CommentAuthorSoon2beMrsHall
LOL. My sister is 10 so just thinks i am getting married coz me and martyn live together. She said to me the other day - When you and martyn get married he is going to be my brother in law. I said yes and she went get i get a better big brother as andrew(my brother) is crap at it coz he wont let me stay up late but martyn does when i am at your house and your at work.
Cant wait to to marry Martyn
Wishes the wedding would come faster
XxX
CommentAuthorMrs Rebecca Hossfeld
Awww that's dead sweet Aldridge2B!
CommentAuthorChrissy~MrsFaulds2b
Pmsl, that was a fab read lol. I especially liked the running home and playing dead and the dump truck one hahahaha.
CommentAuthor*Vixie*
lol gotta luv the things that kids say. xx
CommentAuthorslybacon
PMSL!! These are hillarious!! Kids come out with the best things.
I'll never forget a girl in my reception class asking if I was married. When I said no she replied "why? Is there something wrong with you?" lol! I almost wet myself!! x x x
