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    • MrsKragle
      CommentAuthorMrsKragle
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    Has anyones h2b got any really funny habits, cos mine always uses my finger as if it is his! Like if he's got an itchy eye, he'll use my finger to itch it! x
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    • pinkieprincess21
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    haha!!! thats great hun : ) made me giggle! cant think of anything specific but i know he has some!!! xxx
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    • MrsKragle
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    They are funny creatures, and they think we're hard to understand! xx
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    • angeleyes
      CommentAuthorangeleyes
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    haha that is odd. my H2B will only give the puppy kisses when no-one is looking.
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    • MrsKragle
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    Aww, my dad is adement he hates dogs, but he can't stop playing with ours!
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    • Mrs Alsbetty
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    too many to list i'm afraid althoughwhen he's drunk he likes the smell of my farts hahaha should i have said that

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    • Mrs Rebecca Hossfeld
      CommentAuthorMrs Rebecca Hossfeld
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    LMAO...Adam rawrs at me sometimes *blush* I call him my Tiger man lmao
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    • Mrs (Dove) Pidgeon
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    Mine refers to himself in the third person.
    And pulls faces at me when I'm angry with him.

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    • Mrs Alsbetty
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    haha

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    • mrs pinkalice
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    mrskragle mine does that too! he says is because my nails are longer and can satisfy the itch better lol x

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    • Mrs Alsbetty
      CommentAuthorMrs Alsbetty
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    Al does that when we are having a serious discussion i can never keep a straight face or when we go out to dinner with his stepdads lot he'll slip things from rogers profanisaurus into the conversation soooo funny!

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    • G.I
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    Mr G.I pulls the most rediculous faces I have ever seen when he's playing Call of Duty! He also sounds like a dolphin when we're doing the magic thing!
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    • Mrs Alsbetty
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    haha

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    • Mrs Alsbetty
      CommentAuthorMrs Alsbetty
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    do you call him flipper

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    • Mrs Rebecca Hossfeld
      CommentAuthorMrs Rebecca Hossfeld
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    ROFLMAO
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    • G.I
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    I did for a few months after we started seeing each other. 11 years later it's all got a bit boring!!
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    • G.I
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    the name calling that is, not the magic or I wouldnt be marrying him!
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    • MrsKragle
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    lol I don't quite no wot my h2b sounds like, but it's not human! He's also got this habit of sniffing things that he knows smell disgusting, like he sniff really random parts of me as I'm about to go in the shower after running around after the dog, and then he'll announce that it smells disgusting like it was going to be the most amazing smell in the world! He's mad! x
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    • mrsjones
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    i like reading about what other girl's H2B's are like, makes mine seem less weird! lol
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    • Suzi
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    I don't wanna talk about my H2B cos we had our first argument today right in the middle of Asda cos he really Pis*ed me off like he always does as he has a stupid habit of having a face like a smacked ars* and dragging behind by about 10 feet to make it known that he doesn't wanna be there.... "Nor do I you jer* but if we don't then we don't eat" arghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

    Other than that I love him to bits lmao!!!

    GI, sounds like a dolphin eh!!! Hmmmm odd lmao!! x x

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    • trustmeimawoman
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    mine always says dont look at me like that then pulls a face and says look at me like this always works to get me out of my mardy moods
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    • angeleyes
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    HAHAHA MrsKragle that is hilarious! My H2B also keeps announcing that i am a stinky student even after i have just got out of the shower.
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    • cuddlez80
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    mine likes to shout out the car window at people especially bicycles hel shout oi mate get a car grrr most embarassing mind u my dad does the same after a drink hmm men
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    • MrsKragle
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    Tv shouting at is another one, but I think, thats just men!
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    • ohfiddles
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    mine grabs my b oobies and wobbles them about, we can be in the middle of a pub or out shopping and he will do it!!!!!
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    • MrsKragle
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    lol, it amazes me how men can be so fasinated with boobs, they're just lumps of fatty tissue, they don't like any other lumps of fatty tissue on our bodies! x
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    • Kizzy81
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    Mine does the boobs thing accompanied by a quite convincing honking noise... It's fine when we're on our own, but a little embarassing in public!
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    • ohfiddles
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    another thing his BM andhe do is when ever they see someone bending over the go "parp". they done it at the offy other day and some bloke nearly punched them!!!! so immature, but was funny lmao
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    • MrsKragle
      CommentAuthorMrsKragle
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    lmao thats brilliant! My h2b has got this game him and his mates play called 'yer dad' they'll be walking to the street and one of them will just randomly point at some man and shout 'yer dad' and the others have to imagine that that bloke is their dad! It's a really pointless game and quite embarresing when you've got these poor old men trying to mind their own and these supposedly young men shouting 'yer dad' at them! bless em! xxxx
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    • little_maus
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    oh loving this convo lol my, i have a turn in my eyes but it only happens when im really tired or ill and not concentrating and my H2B has a habbit of when we argue an my turn is playying up he will say" ok i no you mad but for god sake look at me not the wall when your talking to me !!" and staright after he will do a jim carrey impression , he seems to never stop picking his nose and farting , and has a habbit of getting naked (in front of anyone!!) when he has more than 6 cans funny things men!! love him to bits though he does make me laugh all the time
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    • ohfiddles
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    The BM and his bro play this game on their dad called ron roulette (the dad is called ron lol). their dad is a big man, very grumpy etc, basically the take it in turns to kiss him on the cheek and see who gets the smack round the head lmao xxx
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    • MrsKragle
      CommentAuthorMrsKragle
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    Wot is is with men and wierd games! They don't seem to ever grow up do they! Bless em though and their funny little ways! xxxx
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    • b2bnicola
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    mine likes to flick my bra
    like the cup part of it.....
    i dont know why and he always does it wen im not lookin so i cant stop him mid flick

    i now just wack him back lol x

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    • MrsKragle
      CommentAuthorMrsKragle
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    mine has nothing to do with my bras unless my little brothers decide to dress him up in one! and undo it? I've fallen asleep by the time he's succeeded! x
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    • angeleyes
      CommentAuthorangeleyes
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    ohfiddles i love ron roulette. lol thats funny. I take back my previous statements. my H2B's wierdest habit is making the strangest sandwiches. he's just make a chicken and mint sauce sandwich and he piles it all in the middle of the bread. doesnt even it out or anything. just a little odd.
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    • MrsKragle
      CommentAuthorMrsKragle
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    omg my h2b does things like that too, he just generally eats the wierdest things, some of them are really nice, but they're not things that I would think of doing! Like he has to have wotsits with bbq sauce or mayonaise or sumthing, he can't just eat them, it's really wierd! X
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    • b2bnicola
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    im trying to think of what else he does
    he sometimes pretends he cant hear me wen i talk to him
    that drives me maaaaaaaaaaad!
    xx

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    • ohfiddles
      CommentAuthorohfiddles
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    a wierd habbit my H2B has also is to spit down the loo before he has a wee. dont know why xxx
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    • MrsKragle
      CommentAuthorMrsKragle
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    lol I've known a lot of guys who do that, it's really wierd! Another thing guys do a lot is that 'race the flush' game, where they flush before they've started weeing and see if they can finish before the flush! Anyone else's h2b do that, 'cos apparently it's quite common! x
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    • cuddlez80
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    mine also likes to take his life into his own hands and wake me up by sticking a wet finger in my ear grrr , im now rather worried he told me yesterday that he and his bm do a dance at weddings that involve mooning hmmm
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    • MrsKragle
      CommentAuthorMrsKragle
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    I would be s**tting my self if my h2b said that!
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    • cuddlez80
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    im rather worried although my dad can be like it and my bro in law once merry lol
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    • xAbix
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    you know how people have a telephone voice that sounds completely different to their normal voice?
    Well Matt changes his voice when he reads something to me. I dont even take in what he is saying because i find it so amusing!
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    • cuddlez80
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    my h2b is called mat to he does the most stupid voices when reading the kids a story theyre meant to be goin to sleep n im outside laughing lol
 

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