After my episode thgis morning I finally got to the Clinic and had colonic... Lost a total of 5lbs.. Loved watching it going through the tube! Feel better for it now, not so bloated.
Whilst there she informed me (after what I told her I eat daily) that I eat too much fruit and I should stay away from citrus fruits and should start putting fibre in my daily munchies... Wish I saw her yesterday as went and did the shopping last night and have bags of fruit! Have to have banana's and bran cakes and try and eat brown/wholemeal rice or pasta. Explained that I dont really eat carbs apart from cereal.. She said never in her 5 yrs of doing it has she had to tell someone to stop eating fruit and eat more fibre, lol! normally its round the other way.. So I am impressed, she has given me some probiotic capsules that work better than the drinks and I am booked to go back when I am back from Egypt in a months time.. Will keep you all posted... But do feel like I have learnt a lot...Of she also said to me that eating raisins is like eating spoonfuls of sugar! My hand is slapped and I will move on :0) Kxx
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09/10/11 What a Fandabulous day!
CommentAuthorJane
5lbs! Wow! Didnt realise there would be that much, um,.. well, you know, that much! How much did it cost out of interest and was it uncomfortable? x
CommentAuthorWinterrose
Well how can I compete with that on this weeks weigh in lol!! That all sounds really good hun, glad it all went so well!! Not sure I would be able to do it myself but hey if I still haven't lost the weight by the wedding maybe I'll give it a go ;) xx
CommentAuthormrs pinkalice
i've always been curious about these since i saw it on 'the salon' a few years ago (anyone remember that show?!) glad it went well x
Sue there is nothing of you hun... lol! I didnt want to but I go away in a few weeks and I am really bloated all the time... Now I know why... too many raisins and citrus fruits, ha ha ha! If I have bread I know it will have an inch thick layer of proper butter on it... Serious Jane I was shocked. I watched it all float by me... AND she said that meat rots in your tummy... I was like eeeeeeeeeeeeewwwww thats nasty!
It cost me £70 hun, she is based in Goffs Oak (near the posh footballers houses) Thats about the same price as the other 2 I called. Apparently some do them cheaper the more you go. I was in there for an hour but talked a lot beforehand. She showed me a chart and asked what my pooh looked like.. Got told to stop taking laxatives too as they are doing more harm than good... All I can say is I am glad the tea helps me go, ha ha ha! That Jane is all down to you so lap up that credit babe :0) kxx
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09/10/11 What a Fandabulous day!
CommentAuthorKarlie1976
It was like a mild period pain... I felt the water inside me and felt odd when came running out. Was great though. Was made to feel very comfortable. The machines cost £3k.. shame I dont have that sort of dosh, I would do it to myself every day! lol! Kxx
Oh mitmas tree oh mitmas tree, how lovely are your branches
09/10/11 What a Fandabulous day!
CommentAuthorWinterrose
Lol maybe we should all chip in and get one between us ;) xx
CommentAuthorKarlie1976
yeah, we can have a central base on a motorway in the middle, lol xx
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CommentAuthorjenniebean
i thought it would cost alot more than that though not too sure how comfortable i would feel with a tube up my bum lol
CommentAuthorJane
Can we do a DIY job with a set up of pipe, jug of warm water, tarpaulin and lots of towels? Would be cheaper though perhaps a lot less effective! And might need to redecorate the walls afterwards......
CommentAuthorKarlie1976
ha ha ha, the smell. lol! nice.... Youve bagsied the bum deal (end) then Jane ha ha.. Imagine when you have the squits and you push to go... It feels like that up your bum :0/ Kx
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CommentAuthorJane
Just been chatting to H2B and he said I can investigate whether I can get it done locally....... wow, am impressed, thought he would say it was a load of old crap, literally! But no, he thinks its great and says if I cant have it done locally we will get a DIY home kit.... whatever that means. Hope its not what I said above!
CommentAuthornickers
im impressed to chic i myt go lol xx
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CommentAuthorJane
£72 down here too x
CommentAuthorKarlie1976
cool, so it seems its all around the same. DIY home kit... Jane does he know what he is letting himself in for.. love it! Not a bad price to have your insides flushed out. Wonder if it would work the same if i sat on a sprinkler ;0) Kx
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09/10/11 What a Fandabulous day!
CommentAuthorShellster90
Ooooh I've always been really interested in getting that done :) xx
CommentAuthorKarlie1976
I am less bloated than what I was so go for it hun :0) Kxx
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CommentAuthorShellster90
I would for sure if I had the pennies :) xx
CommentAuthorPennylane
I don't understand - you're told to make sure you eat 5 portions of fruit and veg a day and then told you eat too much fruit? There is so many mixed messages about what you should and shouldn't eat that I feel as if no matter what I do it's wrong - hence I am going to eat what I like :)
02.07.11
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Why is the rum always gone?
CommentAuthorKarlie1976
I know Lisa, thats what I said to her. For me the citrus doesnt do my insides any good. I am going to do a month of what she recommends for me then go back and see. I was constantly feeling bloated, uncomfortable. I dont eat a lot of fibre or carbs (only rice krispies in the morn) so nothing is 'getting out' properly so to speak :0/ Kxx
Oh mitmas tree oh mitmas tree, how lovely are your branches
09/10/11 What a Fandabulous day!
CommentAuthorPennylane
I eat loads of carbs but I'm not sure about enough fibre. Didn't like the sound of what happends to the meat once you eat it tho lol. I looked online to find a healthy diet and it recommends red meat once or twice a week but no more. I find it all really hard - trying to be healthy, make meals that are nutritious and cheap what with trying to save and also things that are quick as I'm often too busy to cook. It's all a hassle I wish someone would just tell me what to have for every meal lol x
02.07.11
All you need is Love!
Why is the rum always gone?
CommentAuthorKarlie1976
or even cook it for us.... ha ha ha.. I live off brekkie in the morn, fruit all day and a no carb dinner. Drink the tea all day too. Guess we are all different. All we want to do is be healthy.. I came home and told Stu what she said about me eating fruit and he said... ' i told you it wasnt good for you' lol! he wont eat it at all unless its in a cake, cheesecake, trifle etc.. I buy chicken legs, cook them then take the skin off. Kx
Oh mitmas tree oh mitmas tree, how lovely are your branches
09/10/11 What a Fandabulous day!
CommentAuthorDellie
I had it done a few years ago and NOTHING came out lol !!!!!!! x
CommentAuthorleighbee
wow gonna look into it what tea do you drink?
CommentAuthorKarlie1976
Did you Dellie... I was told if nothing came out it 'might' be a sign of trappd wind and have to go back. Did you have tummy ache after?
dr Stuarts Slim plus tea hun... All herbal and free from chemicals.. :0) Kx
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CommentAuthorMrsEminson2B
alot of people recommend the tea dont they i personally havent tried it what does it taste like? x
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CommentAuthorKarlie1976
To me it smells worse than it tastes. It smells of fennell. Which I hate. But its ok. I've grown used to it :0) xxx
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CommentAuthorMrsEminson2B
i might have to get some to try x
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CommentAuthorKarlie1976
sell them in normal supermarkets by the teas... White box, a man with a cake as a body on the front. :0) Kxx
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CommentAuthorMrsEminson2B
thanks hun will look out for them x
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CommentAuthordebs x
Im always feeling bloated lately but not too sure that I want a tube up my bum x
CommentAuthorMelly
I bought some of the tea, and then found out i was pregnant, so decided i best not drink the tea. xx
CommentAuthorlala "mod" bunni
oh melly you can send it to me i cant find it ....lol
