Wedding Forum - Can you find them? I'm Stuck!!!...

I've found this?

Groom: I promise to put the top on the toothpaste, my dirty washing in the washing basket and not to clean my football boots on the kitchen table. Oh, and to love you always.

Bride: I promise to learn to cook something other than baked beans on toast, not to hog the bathroom and use all the hot water, and never to ask, 'does my bum look big in this?' and expect an honest answer.

Groom: I pledge to do my share of the dusting, the hoovering, the cooking, the washing up, making the bed, cleaning the bathroom, doing the ironing, mowing the lawn, walking the dog, washing the car, decorating the house and, if I am still physically able at the end of the day, to love you.

Bride: I promise to care for you in sickness and in health, unless it is self-inflicted and two o'clock in the morning, not to hit you too hard when you are snoring, to let you in after a night out with the lads and to care for your prized collection of beer mats.

Groom: I vow to understand you when I don't, to admit that I am in the wrong when I mistakenly think I am in the right, and to bring you flowers at least once a week as I am bound to have done something that I should apologise for.

Bride: I promise not to phone my mum more than seven times a week, to only buy one pair of shoes a month and to accept all your bad habits as being what makes you as lovable as you are.

:-) just googled the first line...I promise to wash up and that came up....on fun wedding vows xx :-)

why not just write your own

im not that creative lol, & I would end up writing his too as he useless at things like writing anything... if he has a problem with work or something, im the one that writes the letter, the one that writes the complaints letters to all sorts of places. its ridiculous, hes just more a hands on person rather than a paperwork person. he cant tell you how to fix a car, take an engine apart, but he can show you! He's taught me how to change an engine but you ask him how its done, he doesnt know how to explain it. hes not a romantic either. he cant tell you how he feels, but he shows it. he also doesnt like being in the lime light, so doing a physical vow so handing my flowers, chocolates, love token etc, would feel too uncomfortable fo him, getting him to stand infront of 20 guests for the ceremony is going to be hard enough! he wants to wear jeans and t-shirt too so im compromising and telling him hes got to wear tie and shirt, trousers for ceremony but after photos can take tie off and undo shirt to show a tshirt underneath to make him more comfy, he will also be wearing dr martins cos he is not comfy in shoes.