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    • Happilymarried Mrs G
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    I asked h2b if we could get our dj to play tenacious D, FCUK her gently as we were saying good by and leaving..... I had this vision in my head of us driving off waving as the high note hhhhaaarrrrrrdddddd plays out at the end lmao
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    • pennieb-MrsRiley
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    Hehehe... thinking of Beautiful South, there's also Don't Marry Her :P

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    • nini
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    I Hate You So Much Right Now by Kelis
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    • boo
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    LOL MIlkshake by her too

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    • pennieb-MrsRiley
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    Lol - link on my wall for a list of top 20 inappropriate wedding songs :P

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    • CommentAuthorKerrylmac
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    We went to a wedding a couple of years back and they had their first dance to "three times a lady" it was his third marriage!! X
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    • pennieb-MrsRiley
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    Ouch - surely that's inappropriate :P

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    • greyarea
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    Rape me nirvana
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    • Becky
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    My OH has suggested D I V O R C E (think its by Dolly Parton!) lol
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    • Mumble83
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    I wanted to walk down the aisle to the funeral march but h2b won't let me :( lol. Really giggling to some of these though!!! lol. xx
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    • Attention seeker :)
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    my son wants us to have your sex is on fire 'kings of leon' but i dont think so

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    • Mumble83
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    How about "Se.xy Bit.ch" byt David Guetta and Akon??? lol. xx
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    • boo
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    Fake It or FMLYHM by Seether or Animal by Nickelback

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    • Rhiannonollie
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    i think someone needs to be brave - write all these songs into a play list and ask their dj to play them all!!! hehe

    It can't be me I'm afraid as Im the one daring you!! haha!

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    • boo
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    let me just run that idea past H2B lol


    uhmm...I think the spiel I just got from him meant no.

    But that said....I think he does want Love Stinks played at some point in the night just for the giggle factor lol

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    • boo
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    and Sex on Fire will certainly be getting played...its our song

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    • x ashlil x
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    whats your fantasy by ludacris lol
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    • xxhan87xx
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    Eminem- puke
    the sounds effects and lyrics would raise a few posh eyebrows lol

    you don't know how sick you make me, you make me f******g sick to my stomach everytime I think of you I puke
    followed by nasty throwing up noises

    I did actually suggest eminem space bound but just got a funny look!

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    • krazykitty
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    was reading this to my dad and he said wouldnt it be funny if you had 'i hate men' from 'kiss me kate' as you walk down the aisle!! hahahahaha lmao!!!!!!!!

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    • Luce21
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    The worst song would be one that I was sent in a link last year, It is Jose Nunez - Bilingual. Seriously dirty song. If you gonna play it to listen, then make sure no kids are anywhere near!!!

    I want to do a funky first dance song. But realllly struggling to find one. At the mo my top ones are:-
    Alicia Key, Empire state on mind- start off the slow version-then moves into rap.
    David Gueta is another ft Kelly rolland-when love takes over. But thats coz it reminds me of our holiday in Ibiza the year before last.
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    • NHR115
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    NOt so much of a first dance but I was thinking about doing a dance with my Dad and one song I have grown up with is "Take these Chains" by Ray Charles. I thought it was a good idea until I listened to the words. If you don't know it then basically its all about breaking free from a woman. lol. xxx




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    • boo
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    ah yes....Bilingual.....definately not for sensitive ears lol

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    • Rhiannonollie
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    i dont mean to sound crass - but I just listened to bilingual for the first time. Is it wrong that I actually think its poeticly amazing!!?

    Ok Fine it says the F word which pushes it over the edge, but as a poem its amazing! The words just run so smoothly. If it were about anything other than sex then it would be critically seen as amazing Im sure!

    I was totally captivated to the words and the rhythm! love it!

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    • lovelylainee
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    Bloodhound Gang - The bad touch!

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    • Mumble83
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    LOL Lainee.
    No Scrubs by TLC or Red by Daniel Merriweather, or maybe even Leave Your Hat On or Sex Bomb by Tom Jones?? lol. xx
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    • Mumble83
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    That should be Se.x Bomb. lol. xx
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    • Madam Butterfly
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    Just leave me alone - MJ

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    • Mumble83
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    He is banned at our wedding!!! lol. xx
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    • Madam Butterfly
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    Who MJ? Well I don't think he possibly can turn up hehe

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    • Kat
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    Lily Allen, It's not fair

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    • Mumble83
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    lol. I meant his music!! lol. xx
    Good one Kat!!! xx
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    • Madam Butterfly
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    Oh I love a bit of MJ so does h2B so I think we will be doing a bit of moon walking hehe

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    • Beskiboo
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    The lady is a tramp ( Frank sinatra )
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    • Mumble83
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    Sorry if this offends anyone but I don't like his music at all and I am even more pee'd off because he died on our anniversary and the same date we got engaged which is also the same date we are getting married!!!!! So every anniversary we have now, the papers and news are all full of "1 year on from the death of Michael Jackson" or "2 years since Michael Jackson died", etc, etc, etc!!!!! LOL!! xxx
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    • ljeh92
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    hahaaa, these threads get crazier and crazier!! great ideas (:

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    • pennieb-MrsRiley
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    Aww beskiboo, lady is a tramp isn't a bad choice I don't think - it's about a woman who doesn't follow the crowd but is her own person, and that seems perfectly acceptable to me :)

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    • MrsMelodyWalker
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    My first dance song is a mix of Al Green- Lets Stay together and Akon- Smach That, had a friend do the mix for me and it sounds great lol.. I cant wait to see h2b's grandma's face when hes bent me over smacking my ar5e and my dad and I are doing the dance from Pulp Fiction for the father/daughter dance!

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    • pennieb-MrsRiley
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    Fantastic!

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    • Madam Butterfly
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    Diirty-Christina Aguilera (and in the outfit from the video-wrong!)
    Thong Song
    Anastacia-Im Outta Love

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    • pennieb-MrsRiley
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    Lol @ thong song - still makes me think of Ken and Emma's wedding in Glee :P

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    • Madam Butterfly
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    I don't watch glee, but what a song to have haha

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    • MrsMelodyWalker
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    Thong Song hahaha that would be sooooo funny!!.. I'd love for my DJ to play a load of inappropriate songs and me and h2b play dumb as if we don't know whats going on, guests would be highly amused when you go to start your slow dance and the thong song blares out!!

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    • Madam Butterfly
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    Ah I would love to do a traditional slow soppy dance, then break out half way into a fast routine haha, especially if its any of these songs on here haha

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    • Gem1102
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    "My humps" by Black eyed peas maybe? Or "Love stinks" (think thats what its called) from the film, the wedding singer. Adam Sandler sings it after he's been dumped and goes a bit mental! lol. never fails to make me laugh! xx
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    • Madam Butterfly
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    Haha to my humps!

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    • Katkin
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    My ex had them play 'bring your daughter to the slaughter' at his brother's wedding and they head banged and played air guitar to it, it was hilarious!

    What about type o negative - angry itch, Frank Zappa - sy Borg, Puddle of Mud - she f****** hates me, you give love a bad name - Bon jovi, tainted love - soft cell
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    • Katkin
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    Ooh found some more: it's the end of the world as we know it - REM, I still haven't found what I'm looking for - U2, I hate myself for loving you - Joan jett
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    • Madam Butterfly
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    Shaggy - Mr Boombastic

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    • Mumble83
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    LMAO!!!! or It Wasn't Me!!! lol. xx
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    • Madam Butterfly
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    Ha ha! How about Tina Turner - What Love Got to do With it?

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