I was just listening to some music and Ida Maria was playing 'I like you so much better when you're naked' and I just thought - HOW FUNNY would it be if someone had that as their first dance song.
Thought I would start a topic just for fun - list totally inapropriate songs for 1st dance that make you giggle!! hehe Imagine the face on your gran!! haha!
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CommentAuthorMrsMac2B
My Chemical Romance- To the end
ok not much of a funny song, but if you knew mine and H2Bs families then you would understand the look utter shock and disapointment on their faces seeing me jumping around like a maddy
CommentAuthorluvlifejen (mrs berr
hahahah excellent :) xx
soon to be Mrs Berry 26.11.2011
CommentAuthorFaeth
I want to break free - Queen Hot and Cold - Katy Perry
LOL
"Of course I'm not wedding obsessed!!"
CommentAuthormillwalljayne
lol mine was always going to be either Crazy B*tch by Buckcherry, or Closer by Nine Inch Nails, my other half has sadly vetoed both! x
.."She'll promise you more than the Garden of Eden
Then she'll carelessly cut you and laugh while your bleeding
But she'll bring out the best and the worst you can be
Blame it all on yourself 'cos she's always a woman to me.."
OH thinks it would be funny to have "bring your daughter to the slaughter" as father/daughter dance, funnily enough dont think we'll be going with it! lol
CommentAuthorgreyarea
We thought about having closer by nin lol but we have a couple of versions without lyrics so could get away with it but we are having vnv nation beloved as our dance
CommentAuthorMrsOwen
we was going to have def leppard when love and hate collide, but decided against it lol x
the greatest thing is to love and to be loved in return
CommentAuthormitch2509
my dad wants the string quatet to play highway to hell when where walking out the ceromoney!! he said it would be funny... im very unsure about this !
CommentAuthorlovelylainee
god knows what our harpist will play but if rob dare suggest the as i come down the aisle the jaws film theme music i would sooner strangle him than marry him lol! x
I married the love of my life 23/06/2012
Our little boys are so cute!
CommentAuthorRhiannonollie
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millwalljayne!!! Crazy b*tch! thats an amazing song!! hehe! real sort of rock out and feel crazy sexy cool! hehe!! But yes my mum would kill me! hehe!!
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CommentAuthorRhiannonollie
hahahahahah jaws theme tune!! thats brill!! if i thought my mum wouldnt mind i would totally do that!! because me, my h2b and friends would find that soooooo funny!!!! :)
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CommentAuthorRhiannonollie
my H2B is a little obsessed with Ghostbusters - We have named our dogs after some of the characters. - maybe we should have 'who you gonna call!!?' lol!
I'm gonna look those lyrics up right now actually! hehe!
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CommentAuthorboo
Prodigy - Smack My Bitch Up Combichrist - This sh1t will f3ck you up Lil Louis - French Kiss (I can just picture the look on the parents faces when the middle part kicks in haha)
Can't wait to be Mrs Foster 21/06/2012 :D
I'll be 9 when I get married....
CommentAuthorRhiannonollie
Boo!! Amazing!!
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CommentAuthorboo
Rhiannonollie please NOT the version by The Rasmus lol
Can't wait to be Mrs Foster 21/06/2012 :D
I'll be 9 when I get married....
CommentAuthorchezrudda
my h2b thinks:
end of the road
see ya later alligator!!!
Getting married at Langly Castle 23/3/12
CommentAuthorRhiannonollie
Ive never heard of the Rasmus one!? i'll have to youtube. I was thinking original 80's one.
Just listened to lil louis on youtube! I actually got a little embarassed and had to turn it off!! hehe! that would be soooo funny at a wedding! soooo not cool!! hahahahah
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CommentAuthorgreyarea
Something i can never have nin
CommentAuthorMrsC2B
The funniest first dance I ever saw/heard was Tight Fit with their 'classic' The Lion Sleeps Tonight. The couple had worked out a whole dance routine to it. Gotta have something memorable! xx
CommentAuthorboo
I found it by complete acident Rhiannonollie, wish I never had lol.
I just thought of another one.....I was a male stripper at a go-go bar (or whatever its called lol)
Can't wait to be Mrs Foster 21/06/2012 :D
I'll be 9 when I get married....
CommentAuthorboo
Ugly Kid Joe - Everything about You
Can't wait to be Mrs Foster 21/06/2012 :D
I'll be 9 when I get married....
CommentAuthorRhiannonollie
hehe!! i would have to have someone there with a video camera just to catch people's expressions!! sooo funny!
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CommentAuthorboo
Cazwell - All Over Your Face
Can't wait to be Mrs Foster 21/06/2012 :D
I'll be 9 when I get married....
CommentAuthorRhiannonollie
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Let's talk about s*ex - just to see who sings along and who freaks out!! haha
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CommentAuthorRhiannonollie
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH!!!!!!!!! all over your face!!!!
Oh wow, where do you find these songs!!
(silly thing is I actually found myself dancing and singing along to the chorus!! wrong!!)
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CommentAuthorRhiannonollie
I got 99 problems but a b*tch aint one!! joined by a routine by your h2b!!! ahahahaha
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CommentAuthorboo
lets just say interesting friends lol
Can't wait to be Mrs Foster 21/06/2012 :D
I'll be 9 when I get married....
CommentAuthorRhiannonollie
Hahaha! love it!!
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CommentAuthormillwalljayne
What about Smack That by Akon complete with dance routine haha x
.."She'll promise you more than the Garden of Eden
Then she'll carelessly cut you and laugh while your bleeding
But she'll bring out the best and the worst you can be
Blame it all on yourself 'cos she's always a woman to me.."
CommentAuthorRhiannonollie
oh yeah deff with routine!! funny as! Groomsmen and brides girls all dancing a suitable routine!! haha!
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CommentAuthorPinky1985
Smack my bitch up by the prodigy! Haha! H2B suggested this one! I obviously said no! Haha! :D xx
CommentAuthorboo
most things by Lords of Acid would be inapropriate
and if anyone is marrying into money...I don't suggest Golddigger lol (I forget who sings that)
Can't wait to be Mrs Foster 21/06/2012 :D
I'll be 9 when I get married....
CommentAuthorButterflyDreamer
S*x on the beach ... if you're going to have a honeymoon abroad as you're leaving the party :D
CommentAuthorButterflyDreamer
I found a video on the tube of You the other day i did have a link for it, it was a first dance, it was brilliant though made me giggle!
CommentAuthorPennylane
'I still haven't found what I'm looking for?'
02.07.11
All you need is Love!
Why is the rum always gone?
CommentAuthorRhiannonollie
HAHAHAHAH!!!!
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CommentAuthorx ashlil x
freak me - another level with a sexy dance lol. my nan would tell me i was distasteful
CommentAuthorx ashlil x
or do you love me and dance like dirty dancing lol
CommentAuthorboo
Love Stinks by the J Geils Band
Can't wait to be Mrs Foster 21/06/2012 :D
I'll be 9 when I get married....
CommentAuthorpennieb-MrsRiley
Now, finally, Mrs Riley
I hope you don't mind that I put down in words
How wonderful life is while you're in the world
I have the greatest husband!
CommentAuthorMadam Butterfly
Hahahaha some funny stuff. Gloria gaynor..Go on now go, walk out the door, just turn around now, cos your not welcome anymore etc etc hehe Montell Jordan - Get it on tonight hehe
You To Me Are Everything
The Sweetest Song That I Could Sing
Oh Baby
16th June 2012 x
CommentAuthorRachie :D
Beautiful South - Need a little time
We were thinking of having - smack my beotch up the first blasting line out then into our first dance but I know his my and my Nana would be disgusted lol
9th June 2012 when two worlds collide
The Crazy Cat Lady and the Transformer Man!
CommentAuthorboo
haha The Beautiful South have some really interesting songs
Can't wait to be Mrs Foster 21/06/2012 :D
I'll be 9 when I get married....
CommentAuthorRachie :D
My aunt and uncle had that song when they got married - I thought it was a nice song (I was7) Over the years I've heard it a few times and I just find it amusing now - weird thing is they're still together it will be 20 years in June!
9th June 2012 when two worlds collide
The Crazy Cat Lady and the Transformer Man!
CommentAuthorboo
Electric 6 - Gay Bar Its a great song but if H2B suggested it as the first dance I would be thinking there was something he wasn't telling me.....
Can't wait to be Mrs Foster 21/06/2012 :D
I'll be 9 when I get married....
CommentAuthorHappilymarried Mrs G
what about "jizz in my pants" ....youtube that one :D hehehehe
CommentAuthorboo
I'd forgotten about that song lol. Another one....face down a55 up
Would it be wrong to have the DJ play all these songs? haha
Can't wait to be Mrs Foster 21/06/2012 :D
I'll be 9 when I get married....
