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    • lisa123
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    our vicar bought a readings and vows book round to us today and whilst reading through this evening i found some very funny vows ...............................

    Groom: i promise to put the top on the toothpaste, my dirty washing in the laundry basket and not to clean my football boots on the kitchen table. oh, and to love you always.

    Bride: i promise to learn to cook something other than baked beans on toast, not to hog the bathroom and use all the hot water, and never ask 'does my bum look big in this?' and expect an honest answer.




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    • starlighthunny
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    lol omg so funny!!

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    • lisa123
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    we did laugh so much about this, h2b wants to have them within our vows at some point as the grooms bit is totally him!

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    • Wifey2be
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    Hahaha love it ;) x x
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    • x Disney Princess x
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    Lmao those are great!
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    • kimmy
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    LOL.x
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    • Mrs*Maria*Louise
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    lol very funny xx

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    • Shirleygirly
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    Brilliant! I would like h2bs vows to include something about not putting me in a dutch oven on Sunday mornings.x

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    • mummy2Olivia_Lisa
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    haha, i made carl say he'd always take the foil cap off the milk in ours as he always leaves it half on!!! sooooooooooooannoyin x

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    • lisa123
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    • Nicsquared
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    lol they are very funny
    I think i need to promise not to wake h2b up before 8 at the weekends

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    • CommentAuthorbridalmiss
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    Funny but not sure I'd be happy with them being our official vows!
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    • Bridezilla
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    Haha, they are more practical than promising to "honour and obey".
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    • LolaMay0412
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    mine would have to include 'i promise not to paint my nails in the living room' and his would be 'i promise not to stay up ALL night playing ps3'. lol
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    • Kitkat85
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    Haha these made me laugh.

    LolaMay, my H2b would have to have the PS3 part in his too lol

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    • LauraCrossan
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    Lol very funny!
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    • CommentAuthorjennywren
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    It sounds like your vicar has a sence of humor.
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    • CommentAuthorFaye x
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    Brilliant, i would love to have something like that in our vows as thats what me and h2b are just like. We constantly laugh and joke about stuff like that lol x x x
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    • jo Santa
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    I think we would too. Our service is going to be so short though - it's back to back weddings at the registry office. we've been told to get there 10 minutes early, definitely not to be late and that we have to be out in half an hour and can only have 15 minutes for photo's in the back garden, so I want to try to get some romance and fun in there somehow.
    I think I might include "I promise not to tell anyone what you say in your sleep" - he gets so embarrassed that he talks, lol

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    • lisa123
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    its a shame about not having very long but your last comment made me chuckle :)

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    • MrsCaitiClarke
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    lolamay mine would be the same. And I'd have to put "I promise not to leave tissues everywhere" as it drives h2b mad. His need to say "I promise not to ask you a favour starting with 'while you're up' when we're sat right next to each other". SO annoying that one. My absolute pet peeve!!

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    • jo Santa
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    i love this thread :0) I have all sorts of ideas flowing xx

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    • lisa123
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    how about this............
    Groom: i pledge to do my share of the dusting, the hoovering, the cooking, the washing up, making the bed, cleaning the bathroom, the ironing, washing the car, decorating the house and - if i am still physically able at the end of the day- to love you.

    Bride: i promise to care for you in sickness and in health, unless it is self-inflicted and 2 o'clock in the morning; not to hit you too hard when your snoring; to let you in after a night out with the lads; and to care for your proze collection of beer mats

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    • CommentAuthorbabybex
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    Like them vows lisa, shame i couldn't use them as my h2b does his own ironing, n cleans his games room n the bathroom :(
    But i do agree with lola his my h2b should include to do with the ps3 even if i dont mind most of the time him bein on it coz least e not in pub spending what lil money we got!!!!
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    • lisa123
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    lol, what is it with men and computer game!! they are all big boys at heart
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    • CommentAuthorbabybex
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    they sure r n the new cod comes out midnight monday so hes going queuing for that at busterblock and the geek has booked the week off to play the new game - is that not slightly obsessive!!!! id like to change his love for the ps3 but he wouldnt be who he is if he didnt obssess with it!!!!!!!
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    • lisa123
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    lol, cant believe he has booked the week off!

    hope you can find something entertaining to do whilst he is 'busy' xx

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    • Mrsowen2b
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    haha this has made me chuckle!

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