sorry, I might have missed something but is curtains a swear word or did I get confused?
18-09-10
Now a married lady :)
Im a rebel me
CommentAuthorMrs Turps (Nicpep)
obviously not
18-09-10
Now a married lady :)
Im a rebel me
CommentAuthorGoff
edited
be ef cu rtains nic lol
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Ride it like ya stole it.....
I'm a flippin ORTHOTIST
CommentAuthorDrunchPunk
beef cur tains is though Nic..
CommentAuthorDrunchPunk
Which is fucking funny!
CommentAuthorDrunchPunk
Bye Alsbetty :)
CommentAuthorlinzi
no nicpep think I got confused with the curtains! thought she said beef, but I think she said pish??
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CommentAuthorDrunchPunk
You fucking fucker.
CommentAuthorMrs Alsbetty
no wasn't curtains is was penis flaps
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CommentAuthorlinzi
oog van say pish now too. piss?
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CommentAuthorDrunchPunk
Ooh, it's quite cathartic typing all these fucking swears..
CommentAuthorlinzi
AHHH FISH!
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CommentAuthorDrunchPunk
Can't say beef?
CommentAuthorDrunchPunk
Oh no, CAN say beef. Thought that would have been a step too far..
CommentAuthorPennylane
right beef is clearly not a swear word and curtains certainly isnt - so whoever put the filter on this phrase must have predicted someone would come onto a wedding forum and say it!!! wtf!
02.07.11
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CommentAuthorPennylane
fanny?
02.07.11
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CommentAuthorDrunchPunk
Leesy - well it seems they were right!
CommentAuthorPennylane
man that's a girls name!!! I have an auntie fanny. And what about that chef - fanny craddock?
02.07.11
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CommentAuthorPennylane
Only ironically - cos if they hadn't done that we wouldn't be having this convo and I imagine nobody would say it lol :)
02.07.11
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CommentAuthorMrs Alsbetty
penis!
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CommentAuthorMrs Alsbetty
gherkin
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CommentAuthorannalambchop
edited
can I say French swearies? Putain de merde! UPDATE yes I can
CommentAuthorMrs Alsbetty
foreskin
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CommentAuthorMrs Alsbetty
yes!
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CommentAuthorPennylane
they made us say beef ********
02.07.11
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CommentAuthorMrs Alsbetty
edited
dagdadagan??
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CommentAuthorMrs Alsbetty
beef lips?
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CommentAuthorMrs Alsbetty
dagdagan is clitoris in hebrew translates as fish boat!
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CommentAuthorMrs Alsbetty
why can we say clitoris and not penis?
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CommentAuthormrs pinkalice
beaver
CommentAuthorlinzi
lol at pinkalice!
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CommentAuthorMrs Alsbetty
haddock pastie
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CommentAuthorsalamander
what about bollox?
CommentAuthorMrs Alsbetty
nope!
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CommentAuthorlinzi
a badly packed kebab?
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CommentAuthorMrs Alsbetty
cock?
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CommentAuthormrs pinkalice
fanny
CommentAuthorMrs Daltry
Lil' Johnny Meets Barack
Barack Obama was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asked the president if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy'. So our illustrious president asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy'.
One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy." "No,' said Obama, 'that would be an accident."
A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy."
"I'm afraid not,' explained Obama. 'That's what we would call great loss."
The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Obama searched the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"
Finally, at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a quiet voice he said: "If the plane carrying you and Mrs. Obama was struck by a 'friendly fire' missile and blown to smithereens, that would be a tragedy."
"Fantastic!' exclaimed Obama. 'That's right. And can you tell me why that would be tragedy?"
"Well,' says Johnny, 'It has to be a tragedy, because it sure as hell wouldn't be a great loss... and you can bet your ass it's probably not an accident either.
CommentAuthormrs pinkalice
muff
CommentAuthorMrs Alsbetty
ham wallet
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CommentAuthorPennylane
ha ha ha ha
02.07.11
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CommentAuthorPennylane
I just read tiggs joke then straight after it just the word muff from pink alice - class!
02.07.11
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CommentAuthorMrs Alsbetty
fanny?
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CommentAuthorMrs Alsbetty
haha yeah me too! classic!
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