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    • Goff
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    peepee, tittytitty, boobieloobies, bloodyhellbollox

    and not forgetting



    DIRTY BADGER


    *muuwaahhaaaahhaaaaaaa!*

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    • Mrs Turps (Nicpep)
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    I suspect that the wedding plans have got to you hun! lol

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    • Goff
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    I think you might be right Nic..... either that or im just a doirty mouthed biker.....

    You decide! lol

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    • Mrs Turps (Nicpep)
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    I thought of a posh swear word - fornicate

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    • Goff
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    oooooh now thats rather a swish one nic.
    See if we can find some more!

    Diddeys, bubbies, ones dairy, cupid's kettle drums

    muff,crinkum-crankum

    onanism, fetch-mettle

    and lets not forget the good ol' ......... Tipping the velvet ....

    I am in soooooo much bother!

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    • Mrs Turps (Nicpep)
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    I have found a page with the top 25 swear words on it - lets see if a couple of them are banned (I wont be doing the obvious ones)

    motherfucker
    shag
    sodding

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    • lemondrops
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    • UKBride (Boss Man)
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    Tipping the velvet!!!

    TOO FAR!!!!!!!!!!

    Stop being naughty you lot, Nic don't encourage Goff, she really doesn't need it!!!

    I reckon you lot can get this to 500 easily!!!

    Just hope you get bored first!!!

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    • CommentAuthorMrs Daltry
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    uhhhh hummmmmm its not me tonigh!!!!!,,,iv got my halo on lol
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    • Mrs Turps (Nicpep)
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    Ha i knew i'd get the blame!! :P

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    • CommentAuthorMrs Daltry
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    nicpep iv just seen your gown its beautifull hunny,you look stunning in it x~x~x
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    • iluvcakes
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    Nope, nor me! Got my halo back where it should be .......... perched ontop of the two horns!
    J xx

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    • Goff
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    I dont think i ever had a halo.....

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    • CommentAuthorMrs Daltry
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    not using it as a hula hoop today hun pmsl
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    • iluvcakes
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    PMSL! nah not today ...... although I think I may have had it around my ankles earlier when I told you about my sister!!!!

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    • CommentAuthorMrs Daltry
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    omg i nearly peed myself when you said that,,,i was crying ,glenn was freaking out thinking someone had upset me lol
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    • iluvcakes
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    I was crying too when she told me, bless her! That was soooo bloody funny!! ROFL!!

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    • Mrs Turps (Nicpep)
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    Crap, what did I miss?

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    • CommentAuthorMrs Daltry
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    im starting to worry lol
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    • iluvcakes
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    lol worry, what about hun?

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    • CommentAuthorMrs Daltry
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    what we were talking about earlier and what your sister said!!!!!
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    • iluvcakes
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    LOL LOL! Nah ...... she lives out in the sticks in a converted barn on a farm. She was just worried that if she turned it on it might send their tv all funny and they end up with a snowy pic! OMG I'm laughing again!!

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    • CommentAuthorMrs Daltry
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    yeah but what if mine sets car alarms off!!!!!!!!!!!!,,its bloody strong pmsfl
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    • iluvcakes
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    PMSL!!!! OMG Tiggs!!! I'm wetting myself here hunny!!!

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    • CommentAuthorMrs Daltry
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    TENNA LADY NEEDED PMSFL!!!!!!!
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    • iluvcakes
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    YEAH! and a SUPER PLUS one at that!!!! God she will kill me if she finds out I told anyone!!

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    • CommentAuthorMrs Daltry
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    SHE WONT FIND OUT I CAN DELETE THE POST AND ITS GONE HUN
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    • iluvcakes
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    LOL LOL no Tiggs, leave it there, she can't see it anyways :0)
    I forgot to add, the conversation all started off when she was telling my that her little boy found it in her chest of drawers and was waiving it around like a light sabre!! PMSL!!

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    • CommentAuthorMrs Daltry
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    omg no!!!!!!,,,,,i remember one day my mum was babysitting and the electric went off,they found a tourch but the batteries were flat,my darling little son told my mother"DONT WORRY GRANDMA GO IM MUMMY GOODY DRAW SHE GOT LOADS IN THERE".needless to say my mum couldnt keep a straight face when we got in
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    • iluvcakes
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    ROFL!!! Hahahahahaha!!! Oh Tiggs, that's so funny!!!

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    • CommentAuthorMrs Daltry
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    whenever hes asked me for batteries for one of his toys i always say to glenn,can you get some out of my goody draw,cam doesnt even know were it is or whats in it lol,,
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    • iluvcakes
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    lol probably best he doesn't know!
    So, did you buy only the one thing today?

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    • CommentAuthorMrs Daltry
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    yep !!!!!,,but im going back in to town on tuesday and iv seen something else so im taking glenn to have a look at it lol
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    • iluvcakes
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    ROFL! You go girl!!!

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    • CommentAuthorMrs Daltry
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    theres alot to be said for spicing things up pmsfl!!!!
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    • iluvcakes
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    I totally agree!!! :0D

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    • Melly
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    Ooops looks like i've missed loads tonight!

    Melanie xx
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    • Mrs Turps (Nicpep)
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    I'm glad I went to bed early. Havent got any new swear words today, but I'll keep thinking

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    • NikkiB
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    You lot are all bloody mad!!!
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    • Mrs Turps (Nicpep)
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    love the way you are making full use of the word bloody! lol

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    • Ria_1985
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    I know Nic thats my fav cos it still works! lol
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    • UKBride (Boss Man)
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    At the moment!!! Lol.... IT Man NNNNNNNNN!!!

    J x

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    • Goff
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    shite.

    He's goin to block it -thats just shite that J.... at least let us have ONE....

    oh shite.. i have one already

    Badger Shite.....

    *runs away very quickly*

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    • CommentAuthorMrs Daltry
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    B~O~O~B~I~E~S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    B~U~G~E~R~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    N~U~T~S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    • yvonne
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    oh my god girls, can't believe i missed all that.. damn work!!! lmao though..
    xx

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    • lemondrops
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    • mym72
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    I bet the 'f' word is banned here isn't it???

    Or can we get away with foooking????

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    • CommentAuthorKaz133
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    My H2B says fook a lot...
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    • Mrs Turps (Nicpep)
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    wooo hoo I got post 250
    to celebrate -

    fuck
    shit
    bollocks
    cunt
    wanker

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    • Ria_1985
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    Lol Nic!! Nice celebrating!! hehe x
 

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