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    • b2bnicola
      CommentAuthorb2bnicola
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    ........ you've ever received from ur in laws?

    Im just curious cos MY GOD ive got a few!

    xxx

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    • mrsmada
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    my in laws to b are fab and hav never insultd me. from wot i hav read on this forum i realise i am soooooooooo lucky. they really are my second mam and dad and i luv them 2 bits xx
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    • CommentAuthorOfficially Mrs Nicol
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    My brother in law 2b said to me the other day, "my god woman u've put the weight on" then got up and walked out... :(
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    • CommentAuthorButterflyDreamer
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    Erm.... thinking about it MIL has never actually insulted me we just fell out and havn't spoken for nearly 2 years. Its my H2b she insults :( she isn't a very nice lady.
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    • x~Hails~x
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    sorry ladies my inlaws are fantastic and have taken me and my girls into their family as if we were always part of it, so have never insulted me :-)

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    • b2bnicola
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    I was thinkin this morning of all the things shes sed to me

    "ur haircut is sh*t"
    "r u pregnant cos uv certainly put on weight"
    "is my food not good enough for ur northern appetite" - actually her food was just undercooked hence why i didnt eat it lol

    LOOOOOOOOADS lol

    Its 10am and shes called my mobile 3 times so far!!!! :(

    HONESTLY SOME PEOPLE!!!!

    Ive always wanted like a second mum cos me n my mum dont really get along that much nemore and for her to be like this with me is just really disapointing!

    Still im marrying my h2b for him NOT for his mum!!!!

    xx

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    • rainykins
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    I dont think they have ever really insulted me (well his lame excuse for a brother tried once i laughed in his face lol) only thing that sticks to mind was the first time i met them i was photographed to be put on the wall to replace his old wedding pic which they both proceeded to say we never liked the moo anyways :O
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    • Jessica
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    No insults from mine either
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    • charlotteverity
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    h2bs nan once said to me you havnt lost much baby weight have you . i had only given birth 2wks previous. x




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    • Emsy5000
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    none from mine we get on really well

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    • Mrs Rebecca Hossfeld
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    No insults per se but for a while it felt like I had to prove to her that her son marrying me is a not a mistake & she has asked him why he couldn't have found a nice Canadian girl..grrrr.

    Apart from that she's lovely lol
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    • ginge23
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    My h2b sis said my makeup was cheap sh** and also told me to take the shrug back I had bought her daughter to wear on our wedding day (she is flowergirl) as it was from Matalan aggggghhh x
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    • b2bnicola
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    i wish mine was as nice as everyones x

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    • pouchi-loo
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    went she first found out i was pregnant she sent me and h2b a text saying are we just doing this to get a council flat,however after that we all moved in together and she apologised for been stupid, becaus eshe know im not like that. now we are so close, we live like a road away from her.
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    • xxsophieMxx
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    never been insulted any of h2b's family, they're all lovley. his mum said this to hom on the phone one day though...,

    ''we really like sophie, she's a lovley girl and we're really happy for you, but please make sure she knows about your jaded past. i dont know how much of what we've heard about you is true, but we know tht not all the things you have done in the past are legal, and even though you have changed, make sure she has her eyes wide open going into this marriage, and that she knows everything about you before she gives you the rest of her life''

    ...isn't that lovley! hehehe
    i know more about that side of phil than she will ever dream of knowing. bless her! at least she's looking out for me! haha xx
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    • Mrs fairytale
      CommentAuthorMrs fairytale
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    4 months after having my son i was talking about wanting to loss some weight and H2B nan turns round and says well yeah u do need to. i mean 4months after having a baby WTF is that all about x

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    • CarolanneJune
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    wellIT Mans mum is just a little bit posh and she dunt quite get me some times but genrally she is ok (appart from when she trys to take over my kids grrr)
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    • Mrs (Dove) Pidgeon
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    Pidges Grandmother is really excited about our wedding- that of JULIE and David. I'm looking forward to seeing what name she puts on the wedding card....

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    • b2bnicola
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    Im dreading if i ever have kids - she may move up north :S AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    Happily Married! :) xxx


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    • Suzi
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    LOL I told my MIL on Christmas Eve to go **** herself after she told me I needed to lose weight before the wedding, she finally realised last week she had upset me and told H2B she "owed me an apology" ya think????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!! GRRRRRRR lol

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    • ginge23
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    OMG Suzi who do these ppl think they are. xx
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    • lizzyleek
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    She never said it to my face but said it to OH a few are how do you know the baby is yours, she's a bit fat aint she, you know you can do better so why are you with something like that water off a ducks back eh????
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    • xxsophieMxx
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    my god suzi, thats terrible. id be soooo upset if i were you!

    dove, is his grandmother not quite with us? i went to meet phil's grandad for the first time a couple of months back, he is definatly away with all of suzi's fairies, and he thought i was his grandaughter and was looking at us relally strangely coz i was holding phil's hand! bless, old people are so funny! xx
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    • Mrs (Dove) Pidgeon
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    Sophie- his granmother is just as awkward as hell. Apparently she likes me as I get a cup of tea when I visit- but she isn't sure of my name...

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    • Roxii
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    I've never recieved an insult from my MIL2B, she did once say "for a bright girl, you can be pretty ditzy" lol, but that was light hearted banter, cause I said something really stupid, cause we get on like a house on fire. x

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    • mrselbie
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    No insults here. Though they like to comment on how thin I am (thanks to illness and I am worknig hard to build my weight back up!) but thats out of caring rather than anything else I think. We get on ok for the most part =]
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    • lemondrops
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    • xxsophieMxx
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    oh. my.god. that's just plain nasty lemondrops. talk about overstepping the mark...
    x
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    • Roxii
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    Gosh lemondrops, I can't believe that! My MIL2B is fab, can't imagine having a nasty MIL.. she's probably just jealous that her baby boy is growing up and flying the nest. Sounds like a bit of a cow though.
    I get on so well with my MIL2B that I was calling her my MIL before kev even proposed, lol. x

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    • b2bnicola
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    My God! Honestly wen i have kids and they bring home a partner NO WAY would i be horrible to them!
    xxx

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    • Puddleduck87
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    "oh good"

    Sounds really tame until you put it after what was said before

    H2B "Mum I'm at hospital, Sam has lost our baby"

    HAG!
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    • Roxii
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    Oh My Gosh!! That is Terrible!! I would have probably cried my eyes out! bless ya. x

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    • Puddleduck87
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    Ha!!

    Well, it was expected. It was "I can't beleive you have done this to me", "Why won't she have an abortion?" "Shes selfish and has trapped you" "Leave her and the baby and I will buy you a flat and a harley davidson"

    I wouldn't mind but the only reason I got pregnant was because I had to have my implant out of my arm while they took half the skin off my arm as in was cancerous!
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    • Joolsy
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    Never been insulted well not too my face or that I have heard anyway xx

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    • catch
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    ah! bless never, only been with h2b six years, his parents are so lovely, his mum said to me couple of years ago, l would be the perfect daughter in law and she wished my h2b had met me first, father in law will always bake me a carrot cake when he knows l'm going to thiers for a visit, l will have 1 sister in law and she is fantastic x
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    • Relfy
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    Toms ex step dad once told me that my fav silver sparkly shoes where a bit over the top for a meal out..... i told him he was just jealous as he could pull anything nice off! MIL is fab, no insults just tells me how much she loves me for rescuing her tom from the witch before x
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    • Mrs Alsbetty
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    mil said i dress like a student i was one once so yes haha, i definately will not like a studen on THE day

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    • Roxii
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    Ooh, I do not get on the the sister in law 2 be!! She is soo self centred and boring, annoying, nagging! She insulted me by saying that Beauty therapists are "air heads" and I Love pink, and was dressed once head to toe in pink, pink socks trousers top and pink christmas hat.. And she said to me "nice hat, did you get it with your PJs?" I was like, "I am not wearing PJs, They are jogging bottoms and matching top" she said, "ohh it looks like a night time hat that came with some PJs" like WTF? it was a pink santa hat!! lol div x

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    • b2bnicola
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    Lol god some people are hurrendous!!!!

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    • Mrs Alsbetty
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    thats the only thing she has said we get on fab really, i found it quite funny

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    • tasha
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    I got in to a fight with mr f2b and i slaped him cause he was making a twat out of my brother in law and hes a wee bit slow. and that made me see red and i walked out to the frount yard where he was shouting at him and in his face and i shouted at my father 2 b and he got in my face i told mark ( my brother in law ) to go into the house so i waited till he went in and i slap the face of him.. lol.. hel not cross me like that again it was wild.. xxx
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    • b2bnicola
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    Yeh hes def not going to cross u again!
    Now that he knwos ull stand up to him!
    x

    Happily Married! :) xxx


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    • tasha
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    Ino but i felt so bad for mark and they things his dad was saying to his calling him stupid and everything so i lost it lol.. x
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    • lala "mod" bunni
      CommentAuthorlala "mod" bunni
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    i`ve no idea ...NOTHING IN MY EAR SHOT BUT I`M SURE THERE HAVE BEEN SOME BEHIND MY BACK

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    • lala "mod" bunni
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    whoops sorry about the caps

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    • emster
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    My MIL is fab and up until this point we've not fallen out xx
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    • claireclaire
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    when we told them we gont engaged they said what do you want to do that for!!!!
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    • mrs pinkalice
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    they've never said anything mean to me. they take the piss out of how quiet i am all the time but only in a nice way

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    • Jilly Bean
      CommentAuthorJilly Bean
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    Such a wide variety of relationships! I'm so lucky my inlaws 2b are great. I get on brilliantly with h2b's sister (although she did go and get engaged a month after us and totally upstage us! She didn't know though, so blaming her fiance! lol!)
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    • CeCe
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    Never received any insults..they are very polite folk and I have done bug ger all to warrant any..

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