Hi, I am probably going to sound like a prude here but anyway...
My fiancé has decided to book a stripper for her friends hen. This is after a weekend in Magaluf. I am rather disgusted by this as her friend is unaware of this night out & it is entirely my fiancé decision to include this sleazy booking.
My problem with this stems from this: I am below average in the penis dept, I am not a chiselled gym rat & my fiancé will only have sex once a month. I don't see how I can possibly compare to these guys. Plus, I am dreading my fiancé even looking at their penis never mind touching.
Now, I don't get why she would add this in knowing how I feel about strippers. I went along on my friends stag last year & a visit to strip club was included. I decided not to purchase a dance & instead enjoyed a quite drink away from the girls up flaunting themselves to the rest of the group.
Thanks for reading this as it has got me in a real worry.
CommentAuthorEmmilou82
Ok, so this is a tricky one.....
I don't like the whole idea of a stripper but that's because I'm shy and would be so embarrassed.
I didn't think physical contact was allowed (I could be wrong) in the nether region anyway.
I know you have your insecurities as you have put them above however, just try to remember that these people (strippers) are doing a job... They don't want you fiance or the hen, they are literally just doing a job. Personally, watching a chiselled man strip off and shake his thing doesn't do anything whatsoever for me, but maybe talk to your fiancé and tell her how you feel again.....
Her cousin may have mentioned she would like a stripper!!! I don't know.
I'm sorry this may not have helped you, I just thought I'd reply rather than scroll past x
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CommentAuthorGlitterfairy
Whether they have a larger one than you or not, she loves you for the person you are, not your genitalia.
Our wedding day - 6 October 2012
CommentAuthorBarryA92
Thanks for the reply Emmilou82. Its obviously a fantasy etc & she assures me girls see these events as a laugh & just embarrassing for the hen. I'm sure your right Glitterfairy but being a man I think those insecurities are something that I cant get over.
As for the physical contact, when I was young & single I'd went to strip clubs, saw strip shows in pubs & was (at the time) lucky enough one night to be selected to lick cream from the strippers nipples. Back then I was 22, single & no one was being harmed by my actions. Now, I'm 32, two kids, fiancé & feel that if I were to act that way again it would not be acceptable. I can see licking cream from strippers as a sexual act, its cheating.
I totally realise its my problem & wish I could get over it. Thanks for the replies folks, very much appreciated!
CommentAuthorsALLY
I think maybe she just needs to get it out her system, the stripper will be paying all the attention to the cousin anyway and you are not allowed to touch their penis. I am sorry you feel insecure I think deep down we all have insecurities :( and its brave of you to share them with us. I would definitely talk it through with your other half so she knows how you feel.
she has booked this to entertain / embarrass her cousin NOT for her own sexual gratification , i do agree that you need to talk to your B2B and explain how this has made you feel ..
remember these guys work out ALL the time and will ... take .... um .....supplements to enhance what god gave them and just because they are bigger certainly doesn't make them any better
I think the girls above have said everything already. most people do get them for a laugh and to embarass the hen and the attention will be on her rather than your fiance. Also they are in a group and definately no touching of the penis. Best thing to do is speak to her. x
CommentAuthorBarryA92
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Thanks for all the replies. I know its stupid to get worked up over it but discussing on here has defo helped, so thanks again.
lala bunni, jeez I could just imagine my uncoordinated skinny legs tryin to take my trousers off to Hot Chocolate. That would be a stripper she would be in hysterics at!
I've discussed it with her & she sees nothing wrong with it, I have to get over it. TBH I told her last August when I went to lap dance club that I wasn't happy with having to go. Explained I didn't like the idea of attending while in a relationship, she actually told me to grow a set & get a dance! So she definitely thinks its acceptable, both for me & her, which I suppose you have to respect. Despite her insistence that I get a dance, I didn't. I am now thinking that I should have as maybe it wouldn't bother me that she was going to see this.
Any way, thanks a lot for reading & replying. All advice is appreciated!
CommentAuthorGlitterfairy
She could easily feel the same way if it was the other way round worrying that you'd see women differently to her. I'm sure you've got nothing to worry about. You're the one she wants to marry.
Our wedding day - 6 October 2012
CommentAuthormichgib
Well said gf
CommentAuthorBarryA92
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Yeah Glitterfairy, I agree. She has confidence issues due to weight. I don't agree with strippers anyway, however with fiancé in mind I definitely wouldn't go to these places & pay for dances.
The girls came in their droves to talk to us the night I went on pals stag. I must admit everyone of them were gorgeous & I was obviously thinking "wow she's stunning" & talking amongst ourselves about the girls outfits & assets, as you do. Id be gutted to think of fiancé saying "look at the body on him, how big was his penis" etc then coming home to me. Talk about anticlimactic!
To her credit though she was rather excited about me going to the strip club in July & told me to generously tip the girls I got dances from. When I told her I didn't get any dances she said I "must have looked pathetic, being the only guy in a group of 20 that didn't get a lap dance".
Thanks again folks, its been good to get some of that of my chest. I'll just need to remember what you've all said about her marrying me, just a job for the guy etc.
Thamks
CommentAuthorBarryA92
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Lala Bunni Ive decided to give your DIY stripper idea a shot. My fiancé is in Magaluf right now on friends hen so I've got in a bit of practice, I'll surprise her when she comes home Saturday!
CommentAuthorlala "mod" bunni
good for you hun ........ personally id love it if my hubby made that effort for me
Good for you BarryA...... You show her how it's done
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CommentAuthorGlitterfairy
And at least with you doing it for her, she can touch and 'finish' off.
Our wedding day - 6 October 2012
CommentAuthorEmmilou82
Lol.... Nice one GF X
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CommentAuthorInDreamland
Goodness me! Ladies! And gent. This conversation is heading in an interesting direction! But seriously, think you've said it all. You're the one she wants to marry, she won't be interested in doing anything with a steroids pumped up unrealistic man who is just making a living by taking his clothes off.
She loves you because you're more than that!
I was really upset when I found out my hubby got a dance at a strip club on his stag which his mates had all clubbed together to buy him. I just had to remind myself that it's like a right of passage for many men and a traditional thing to do on stags.
Hope the DIY stripping is fun!
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CommentAuthorLouiseyweesey
I'd say talk to her and just explain how you are feeling :-) Honesty is the best policy as they say! Hope it sorts OK though xxxx
CommentAuthorBarryA92
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Hahaha yeah its getting interesting, the benefit of anonymity! She came home at 1.30 & went to bed at 3pm. Think Magaluf has taken a lot out of her. Couple more days practice it is I think!
CommentAuthorGlitterfairy
The more practice the better for you, and her.
Our wedding day - 6 October 2012
CommentAuthorInDreamland
Lol. Enjoy practising and performing.
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CommentAuthorBarryA92
Lol practicing is a rather weird process.
You cannot actually start to understand the level of insecurity & jealousy I feel. To make matters worse, she has just told me while on a boat party there was a stag who was wearing a mankini. His friends thought it funny to then strip him. He was walking around the party starkers. Apparently, it was hilarious, this "big thing swinging about as he danced". I'm actually sickened by the behaviour people get up to in public just because their on a stag or hen.
CommentAuthorGlitterfairy
I can understand, think hubby would feel the same as you really, he wouldn't want to be paraded like that in public, he won't even take his top off in public
Our wedding day - 6 October 2012
CommentAuthorEmmilou82
In all honesty, I wouldn't like to see that in public...... People have the right to do whatever but I don't want to see it when I'm out.
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I am now Mrs Emma Stokoe xx
CommentAuthorGlitterfairy
We saw someone in a mankini at the festival one year, it was not a pretty sight
Our wedding day - 6 October 2012
CommentAuthorInDreamland
Gross! Not a fan of men in thongs or mankinis I have to say.
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Had our dream perfect honeymoon in Hawaii!
CommentAuthorInDreamland
Barry just remember she loves you just as you are!
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CommentAuthorGlitterfairy
Honestly, hubby has put on weight since we met, so have I, but we still love each other as we did
Our wedding day - 6 October 2012
CommentAuthorInDreamland
Ditto!
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CommentAuthorGlitterfairy
Even if he is a pain in the rear sometimes
Our wedding day - 6 October 2012
CommentAuthorInDreamland
Lol. Love is a funny thing.
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CommentAuthorBarryA92
Its the "big thing". I can just imagine her there, staring at this guy dancing around naked, admiring his big penis. Shes barely spoke to me since she came back today. Everytime I try to hug or kiss her she pushes me away. Sorry for the drama folks, think I'm gonna need to take a sabbatical from here cause it started as a good we way to rant now I'm spilling way too much!
CommentAuthorInDreamland
Talk to her!
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CommentAuthorGlitterfairy
It's not the size, it's what you do with it. Ok, my ex was bigger but hey hubby knows how to do things better. It's not all about the size
Our wedding day - 6 October 2012
CommentAuthorInDreamland
Married the love of my life on Saturday 11th May 2013 xxx
Had our dream perfect honeymoon in Hawaii!
CommentAuthorlala "mod" bunni
Barry i dont think for one minute she was "admiring his big penis" more likely laughing from a distance but praying to God he didn't come anywhere near her
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CommentAuthorElinor Claire
Firstly, believe it or not a lot of girls would rather be with a man with a small penis. Personally I'm very glad that my husband is not that well endowed, as sex can be really painful for the lady if the man has a large penis. Secondly, your fiancée knows the size of your penis and is still with you. As for only having sex once a month, some ladies aren't that fussed about doing it (unless they're trying to get pregnant). It can be painful, and it doesn't always give the satisfaction that men imagine it does. I personally am not that fussed about it, but because we're starting to try for a baby we're going to do it regularly. Maybe you could explore other ways to be intimate with your fiancée, like learning to massage her for example. Finally, as some others have said, not all girls like strippers. I saw one once at a friend's hen do and was traumatised for weeks. It was a ladies night that we had decided to use as the hen do but hadn't organised, and we wouldn't have chosen a stripper. I would have run out of the room once I realised that he was stripping completely, except that he was pulling women out of the audience to join him and I didn't dare draw attention to myself. Instead I ended up hiding under the table. There were definitely no rules about women not touching him, he was actively encouraging it. Plus he was not attractive, and a few ladies commented that what they had at home was better.
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Elinor, it is the touching what worries me. I don't know why, at the end of the day we have discussed previous partners & I am well aware she has been with guys with large penis'. Yes, she said it was too painful, guy thought he didn't have to try because he was big, it didn't get properly hard cause it was big. After all, if she touches his penis, licks cream from it etc ill never know. If she fantasises about him whenever there's nothing I can do about it.
Same for me, she is a size 16/18, 14 when we met. My previous 3 girlfriends were 8-10. They were very adventurous in bed, over the years fiancé sex drive & adventurous side has decreased. Does that mean I think about them? No. We finished for reason & I am marrying fiancé because I love her.
I said to her last night "do you fancy an early night? I've got a wee surprise for you!". And, well, she demanded to know what it was. So I told her, id been practicing a wee 4min routine as a wee surprise for her returning from holiday. She said "Yuk, no thanks." So that's the end of that.
I cannot thank everyone enough for all your help, I'll still be insanely jealous when she goes to this but I think I've worked through it a bit & understand its a done thing & no matter what (if anything) happens, our relationship will go on. My jealousy of the situation is the biggest threat to the relationship.
CommentAuthorGlitterfairy
Are they actually allowed to touch though? I didn't think they were.
Sounds to me like you are pretty safe anyway Barry, and keep the 'dance' for another time when it might be more 'fitting' for you both.
Our wedding day - 6 October 2012
CommentAuthorInDreamland
I agree with GF.
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Had our dream perfect honeymoon in Hawaii!
CommentAuthorBarryA92
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Thanks again folks, think I've definitely worked through my issues! A bit. GF I know she loves me & I am sure she wont do anything she shouldn't but that's the way of it with insecurities, they should be insignificant to the bigger picture but manifest themselves so deeply that they take over.
Rather amusingly fiancé just came home while I was in shower, burst in to use toilet (yes, we're obviously that close!) & noticed I'd, shall I say, tidied myself up a bit. She stayed in to talk to me (first time since she came home) & if she looked at the deforestation once she must have looked about 10 times! I felt rather embarrassed by my enthusiastic efforts but thankfully she never mentioned it.
Well they say God loves a trier!
Thanks again ladies, I owe you all so much gratitude!
CommentAuthorInDreamland
Awww hope the love and fun for you both continues.
Married the love of my life on Saturday 11th May 2013 xxx
Had our dream perfect honeymoon in Hawaii!